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Cleanup crew find ear on slopes at Winter Park

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While cleaning up the ski slopes at Winter Park (Colorado), the cleaup crew found an ear....well not a real ear, but a prosthetic one, so still a strange find....Source: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/19993992/detail.html
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Blue Velvet Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
COme again? NehNeh
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Reminds me of a guy I met a while back who had been in a coach accident and lost an ear. Years later, chatted up a girl in a bar, forgot to mention it, and went back to her place. Apparently quite a way into 'things' when she knocked the prosthetic one off...much screaming and thrashing about and so on and so forth. Just not the right kind.

As first posts go on a forum, not a bad one...
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I deemed it was lost during a faceplant, plenty of sunglasses goggles etc are lost in faceplants in powder so hey, why not an ear.....

Sounds like the guy you met also lost his during a faceplant of a slightly different nature.....possibly Laughing
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The person who lost it must also have had gyppy tummy.
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After all, he had dire ear trouble! rolling eyes

Does this win the prize for worst pun of the week? Toofy Grin
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I wonder how these false ears are attached? Suction maybe? Special adhesive that washes off easily at the end of the day?
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VolklAttivaS5, and as if by magic http://homepages.cae.wisc.edu/~bme200/prosthetics_s07/reports/Paper.doc
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holidayloverxx, maybe Colonel Faceplant's guy had the magnetic version then since the lady managed to fetch it off him easily.
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Was the ear's owner named Vincent, a well known piste artist Puzzled
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Sounds like someone has the ear a wee bit close to the ground.
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Getting a bit w ear y of these puns Toofy Grin
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maybe he was waxing his ski's and just left it behind..
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Yes, if you are going to use naturally sourced wax on your skis, it is wise to sharpen the edges after the waxing. I'm sure spyderjon, would agree.

(cries of 'ear 'ear!)

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Colonel Faceplant wrote:
Reminds me of a guy I met a while back who had been in a coach accident and lost an ear. Years later, chatted up a girl in a bar, forgot to mention it, and went back to her place. Apparently quite a way into 'things' when she knocked the prosthetic one off...much screaming and thrashing about and so on and so forth. Just not the right kind.

As first posts go on a forum, not a bad one...


A bit of aural sex ? Madeye-Smiley
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The standard of jokes on ear is terrible...I may have found my spiritual interweb home *settles in, hot cocoa, feet up by the fire*.
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Colonel Faceplant, maybe half the reason why that girl knocked it off mid session was because she'd had too many beers.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
VolklAttivaS5, What do you call a bear with no ears ?
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A B. wink
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I have heard that they find all sort of things on the very crowded Tokyo subway, including prosthetic limbs...
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WHAT?
CAN'T HEAR YOU? Laughing
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