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Most misleading resort taglines?

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Just seen, "Portes du Soleil, Deep Powder Nature Reserve". Apart from the CRAP translation, (as if PDS, Reserve Naturelle de Poudreuse" is any better),

It's a LIE!!!

As is, "Alagna, Freeride Paradise".

Any more egregiously ridiculous marketing shenanigans going on out there?

(P.S. I love the PDS, but this is ridiculous...)
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under a new name, - good point.

"Alagna - nice terrain but the village is dead" might be more appropriate.

I see La Rosiere is "Charged up with enjoyment!" Shocked

And Xscape is "the ultimate entertainment destination" - which almost persuades me to spend all my holidays and spare time there... rolling eyes
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
From what I've heard from visitors to Alagna in the first week of March, it did what it says on the tin.
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under a new name, Surely, "Gates of the Sun" is already a tag line so why did they think they needed another? Anyway, last time I was there it was deep slush.
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under a new name - ESF have tagline along the lines of "Pleasure you can't measure!" Twisted Evil
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under a new name wrote:
As is, "Alagna, Freeride Paradise".


this does seem ironic when trying to fit anything fatter than slalom skis into the ski holders on the gondola up to Passo Salati
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FlyingStantoni wrote:
under a new name - ESF have tagline along the lines of "Pleasure you can't measure!" Twisted Evil


I wonder how much pleasuring Amelie can do with those mittens though?



although given the ambient temperature in the mountains you can maybe understand why they have trouble measuring things Laughing
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I see La Rosiere is "Charged up with enjoyment!" Shocked

They need bringing back down to earth then.
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Les Arcs tag line is "HOLIDAYS WHICH TAKE YOU ALONG FAR..." As I don't understand what that means it's quite difficult to take the mickey...
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Saalbach Hinterglemm is "The Valley of Fun and Games"... schoolboy humour this way please...
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Fernie - Legendary Powder

Ask DaveC about this season

There seems to be a trend in the US for absolutely meaningless bollux

Alpine Meadows - Unfiltered - what does this mean, everyone else strains their snow?

Kirkwood - Rare Earth - Do you not have any snow then?
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Les Gets; Home of Mechanical Music.

Sweet as ............
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sproggski, wasn't stupendously brilliant on the tuesday/wednesday of that week when I passed through, I think some decent snow arrived then - and Arno is spot on about that Gondola. We actually managed to break one of the cars too.
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In Courmayeur it was "Simply the best". Try as I might, I didn't find Tina Turner anywhere. However, a couple of the chairlifts were clearly as old as her... Very Happy
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The Three Vallees = The Worlds Biggest skiing area - endless Skiing
Should Be: The Worlds Biggest Rip Off - Endless Bar and Restaurant Bills
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under a new name wrote:
Just seen, "Portes du Soleil, Deep Powder Nature Reserve". Apart from the CRAP translation, (as if PDS, Reserve Naturelle de Poudreuse" is any better),


Well, I dunno - I think it's a fairly decent translation of a totally crap strapline
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Quote:

However, a couple of the chairlifts were clearly as old as her..

queen bodecia, Laughing
Les Saisies is marketed with a nice little song, to the tune of a well known French song about sweet songs sung by mothers, "C'est la station douce, ou m'emmene ma maman".

Roughly translates as "The gentle resort my mummy takes me to".

Can't say fairer than that. My daughter begged me not to tell her friends in case she lost all slope cred. wink
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Courchevel 1850 - is actually only 1750 Metres high and the satellite village was given a ficticous altitude to compete with Val D'Isere...
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skimottaret, Please tell me that's true? HILARIOUS!
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Fernie - Legendary Powder

Ask DaveC about this season


It picked up a bit... unexpected 16cm day today! Slogan does make me laugh though. "Legendary-ish powder"...
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Pila - Ski in the Sky. I quite like that one actually, seems to fit with it being possibly the sunniest ski resort I know.
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The person that wrote the Ski Amade strapline of "Austia's Greatest Ski Paradise" obviously wasn't stood next to us in an Altenmarkt Post Bus queue, in the rain and road spray.
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fastandicy, yup Absolutely True
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"Ischgl... Relax if you can..."

not exactly misleading but hardly a good strapline for a holiday resort!!!

The least misleading has got to be Lech - Zuers

"Lech Zeurs - More time more space"....There's never anyone there on the slopes!!!

How about "Saas Fee - Absolutely Informative" .... What exactly is that supposed to mean??????
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fastandicy, yup Absolutely True

Yup, you beat me to it - I just checked on a map and the centre of "1850" is at 1750. The highest buildings in the highest suburb (Nogentil) are at 1850, though.
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Lake Louise - great ski area but it's bloody miles from anywhere
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Arc 1800 - so good we added 200m
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Les 4 vallees - if you're quick and don't mind drags
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Kicking Horse - kicking up a lot of moguls
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Heavenly - the view anyway
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Val Thoren - in the summer we're a quarry
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Val Thoren - and in the winter a wind tunnel
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not quite what you're looking for but Prestwick Airport's 'Pure Dead Brilliant' has got to be the worst I've seen. Basically they're saying 'Welcome to Rab C Nesbitland' Embarassed
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The best ever is Beaver Creek in the states (no, that's not the line although you can make up your own punchlines) their web site says "Beaver Creek, Not Exactly Slumming It". Classic.
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'Glenshee - If the car park's full......turn around and go home'
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Big White - It's about the snow.

No sh*t!!
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I quite like "Lecht 2090"



2090' not metres

Lecht 637 doesn't quite sound right
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La Wossiere: Great for beginners, intermediates, advanced, experts, on piste, off piste, families, singles, bisexuals, folk who really want to go to Austria, apres, quiet night life.
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La Plus Belle Espace de Ski du Monde.

Tignes???? Belle????
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