 Poster: A snowHead
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Just wondered if any snowHeads have problems with keeping the marmite motorway clear while skiing? I usually have trouble with fudge that won't budge during the first few days, but at times it have lasted all week. Just wondered if there is a way of regulating the flow that doesn't involve taking anything?
Any help would be much appreciated.
Now, I'm off for a good hard shite.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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PJSki, Wish I hadn't decided to read this before I had my dinner... 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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yeah shitting salts
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PJSki, The extra weight may help you in the race placings 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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PJSki, err no - the opposite if anything
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Altitude + exercise = dehydration. Take Camelbak or loads of water during the day and you'll keep slip sliding away 
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PJSki, My mum swears by linseeds. Desert spoon full with cereal every morning (or sprinkled on food). She has them crushed, but not sure if that's obligatory. I've tested the theory and it works.
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Heehee, some great (and funny) answers there. The linseeds sound like a good idea. I take it one warms said spoon before pushing it up one's ringer?
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Try licorice, that should do the trick.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Picolax, works everytime, so good that you won't be able to get off the mountain
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Guiness and/or red wine in the evening - loads of water during the day.
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You know it makes sense.
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have to say, never have the problem - in fact just the opposite; I think it's all the extra beer
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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2 cups of coffee and a couple of cigarettes should get you going in the morning - works anywhere in the world (except California, where it's now a crime to drink coffee...)
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Ski something a bit steeper than you're used to.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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PJSki, you have an unhealthy obsession with your own bottom. I suggest you eat plenty of fruit and stop sitting on your @rse in front of the interweb all day.
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| Lizzard wrote: |
| PJSki, you have an unhealthy obsession with your own bottom. I suggest you eat plenty of fruit and stop sitting on your @rse in front of the interweb all day. |
Yes sir/mam
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Lou, thats a bit severe!! 
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Altitude+exercise+beer = enough liquid to tarmac the M6 by the end of the week.
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I suffer from IBS which varies in intensity. Last week on my ski holiday I actually felt reasonably well (for me). This week I'm all over the place again. Clearly skiing is good for me, just a shame it's a one in 52 occurrence...
Fibre is usually the culprit. Some people eat too much, some not enough. Too much insoluble fibre does not agree with me at all. Those little probiotic yoghurt drinks are quite helpful though...
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| vetski wrote: |
| 2 cups of coffee and a couple of cigarettes should get you going in the morning - works anywhere in the world (except California, where it's now a crime to drink coffee...) |
ROTFLMFAO
Quite Brilliant !
( 4 U!! ) 
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PJSki, Picolax, apparently that is the answer. Do let me know how you go on.
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You should be drinking so much water during the day you should need to pee every hour or so. Do that and you'll be releasing a chocolate hostage before you know it.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Some thread this!
Still, at least no-one has mentioned whether wearing a helmet makes any difference.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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ccl, They can make a handy portapotty
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Scarpa,
I just knew someone was going to say that. Just make sure the vents are closed before use.
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You know it makes sense.
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Not another crappy helmet thread. 
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Er, I'm sure no-one wants to know but both me and OH have no problems in that department whilst on skiing hols..... coffee normally gets things going
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Poster: A snowHead
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cathy, UNtil I saw this thread, I hadn't even considered there might be any "issues" (or lack thereof) of that type.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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PJSki, Corkscrew...
Or stop indulging in activity which repacks said fudge
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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| stoatsbrother wrote: |
| PJSki, Corkscrew... |
Does that come with the usual riders about internet diagnosis...?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Schuss in Boots, yep ...
"Corkscrews available on the internet may be of dubious quality"
However this should do the job
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I always find altitude, exercise & beer brings on the rusty water quite rapidly and dropping the kids off at the pool is more like a water shoot ride rather than a child birth experience. 
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stoatsbrother, Is it normal for me to have tears in my eyes at this point? 
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roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana
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