 Poster: A snowHead
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This bizarrely-titled article by Neil English in the Mail on Sunday - A Bruce bonus in Chamonix - explains why the BBC's Fiona Bruce took nearly all her clothes off in a mountain restaurant.
In other words, it's not about Bruce Forsyth dancing on the Mont Blanc.
The gush quota in the article is remarkable. After the mandatory tour-op link in the second para the article delivers luvvie after luvvie.
It's a smooch-fest!
Please nominate your favourite quotes from this article, and maybe we can invite Neil English to take the stage for an Oscar.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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The doozy for me is right at the end where he lets forth with the following: "the gift of floating through powder snow was slowly transfused into their skiing souls". Funny, to that point I thought i was reading about an employee of the BBC and her hubby learning how to not fall over off piste. Turns out to be a Zen Buddhists guide to powder...
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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This thread is useless without photos.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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David Goldsmith,
Do you have anymore detailed information on this, I mean .....
How cold was it? (points make prizes)
Before she took off her top did any younsters say "Let's have a look at the old scoreboard:"
As she took off her top did anyone say "“Nice to see you, to see you” – "Nice!"
Did Fiona say “What a lovely audience, so much better than last week!”?
Was Fiona told to put her top back on with "You don’t get anything for a pair, not in this game" ?
Were any of the following phrases also heard ....
“Didn’t they (both) do well?”
“You win a Brucie Bonus” – Woweee!
“Good game, good game”
“Don’t touch the pack, we’ll be right back”
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I was in a neighbouring restaurant hoping 'Virgin' Julia Bradbury would follow (birthday) suit
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Has anyone got to the bit where Fiona puts on an avalanche balloon system (maybe after putting the rest of her kit back on)?
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... when Gavin introduced Fiona to a high-tech rucksack he required us all to carry, with a handle that you pull to inflate instantly two airbags when you are about to be engulfed by an avalanche, she said: 'Gavin, do we have to wear these? It's not that I mind wearing a rucksack but an avalanche pack is just scary. Is it really that dangerous out there?
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I can see her point of view there. It would be tragic for the children not to have mummy reading them the news at bedtime.
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