 Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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stewart woodward,  indeed
None of that foreign unreasonableness here.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
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8. Anyone in the countryside will be required to wear a Tranceiver and carry a shovel & probe
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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stewart woodward, 9. The airports will be clean and spacious and running smoothly on peak Saturdays.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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10 - Transport for london will be stopping people from taking their boots on the tube.
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11. skateboarders will sit in lines of 20+ blocking pedestrians trying to go about their daily business.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Ski hire will be nowt for the first 6 pairs and apartment rental at four euros an acre, or is that per hectare?
Just how much would you pay for that spag bol before you don`t order it and use your nouse and go to one of the many places that actually do genuinely offer value for money?
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12. lifts will be replaced with chairlifts, possibly heated in case temperatures plummet to -2 or 3
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Yad Moss will dug up and converted into a 25000000 square meter snowdome- with real snow 365 days per year. Gordon Ramsey, Marco Pierre White and Rick Stein will do the catering- cooking there themselves or at least 3 days a week each (food for free- pay only for drinks- house wine £4.50 a bottle). A multistorey car park - with a heated self clearing road will be installed with easy access from both the M6 and M1. Warren Smith and Mark Jones will be resident instructors and Easiski will offer advice by video link. Spyderjon and Kiwi will supply test Icelantic, Vist, Whitedot and High Society skis to test- for free for everyone and bootfitting gratis by various other snowheads.
A heliski operation will allow easy access to Helvellyn Direct (which will be regularly stocked with powder from the YaDome)- heliport at the Samling Hotel in Windermere.
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You know it makes sense.
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stewart woodward, sorry Steve- it will be sh1te
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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The wearing of fartbags will be seen as socially acceptable, even desirable as ski legends such as Bode Miller and Herman Maier don neo-coloured one pieces to blast down the Streif
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Michael Phelps may well have "come out" as a boarder by then judging by his smoking habits.Perhaps thats why they sit down on the pistes!
France and the rest of Europe clearly needs our Health and Safety expertise
You will save some money eating out though when you get back but maybe not as much as you think.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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stewart woodward, btecha looking forward to it.
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FAQ
this is what i expect when i return to the UK in a few months;
