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"No. You will die." The Daily Telegraph quotes snowHeads ... on campervans

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Charles Starmer-Smith heads for St Anton in a campervan with three friends, quoting snowHeads as his first port of call for info:
this interesting and entertaining report from Telegraph.co.uk

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"Campervan... skiing... Alps." I typed in the words and pressed the search button.

"No. You will die," said the first link I opened.

Die? The advice on the Snowheads message board, an online forum for skiers, stopped me in my tracks. I knew taking a campervan to the Alps might not be the smartest idea – the lack of comfort, unpleasant odours, even mild hypothermia, I was prepared for – but I did not think my mortality would come into the equation.


It seems that he didn't die, unless he typed the article from beyond the grave. Who was responsible for "No. You will die"? Come on ... own up!

The last person I saw reading the Telegraph in a ski resort was some old duffer on the Wengen commute up to Kleine Scheidegg. The crunch has clearly crumbled.

Campervans!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Found the poster...








Pause for effect










It was Lizzard Madeye-Smiley
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
This must be the thread he's talking about...

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=18989

however, not once does anyone say "No. You will die."

Puzzled
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
She Does Here
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Not so exciting it needs posting twice!


Last edited by Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do. on Fri 30-01-09 11:53; edited 1 time in total
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I think Lizzard would make a very good journalist; or, at any rate, a very employable one. snowHead
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
laundryman, I believe she was a journo before she shed her skin.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I think Lizzard would make a very good undertaker; or, at any rate, a very employable one.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
I wonder if your man is related to the rugby commentator Starmer-Smith ?
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Blimey - if we're all going to start being quoted in teh Telegraph, we should have some form of copyright on our posts.


















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Where do I get an NUJ card?

Admin How much more pay per post if a post is in the National Press Very Happy
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Splendid. Does this mean I should sue someone for breach of copyright? Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
David Goldsmith wrote:
The last person I saw reading the Telegraph in a ski resort was some old duffer on the Wengen commute up to Kleine Scheidegg.


I gave that telegraph mojo guy a fly by 2 days ago. Weird looking thing that robo leg thing.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Quote:

I wonder if your man is related to the rugby commentator Starmer-Smith ?


I believe he is the son of...
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