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Megamum's ski cool wall

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Just to keep megmum happy post up your ski nominations for the cool wall:

I'll kick off

Rossi B2 - seriously uncool

Salomon Pocket Rocket - cool for a couple of weeks in early 2001, irredeemably naff 2 years later

10 yr old Volkl explosivs - glacially cool
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Seriously uncool, Vist, Elan, Eider?

According to the cool wall if the person owns the thing it has to be uncool...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
K2 Extreme - Sub Zero
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Fischer RX8 - positively kelvin Very Happy
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Fischer RX8 - positively kelvin Very Happy

Kevin? You meant a bit like that guy off "On The Piste"?
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arv, eider can be reasonably cool

any limited edition premium skis: seriously uncool

volant spatula: glacially cool

battered solly 997 equipe 20DIN bindings with the extra spring taken out (a la Francois Pinatel): cool
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Arno, not according to da rulez.

Edited.


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Any piste skis that are not race room HAVE to be uncool, right?
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horizon wrote:
Any piste skis that are not race room HAVE to be uncool, right?

Of course! Wink
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arv, Just for fun - don't make it personal.

Uncool - any race room ski used by ordinary punter, see also wearing of surplus national ski team kit, instructor jackets when not actually teaching etc
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Eisbar Austrian hats - liquid nitrogen Wink
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Jerry wrote:
Eisbar Austrian hats - liquid nitrogen Wink

Now you're talking...
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Jerry, did you know that Eisbar is German for profalactic?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Kneissl Bigfoot: Off the scale.
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Frosty the Snowman, predictable, but Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Jerry, did you know that Eisbar is German for profalactic?

Has Jerry tried to inflate his on his head?
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Arno wrote:
battered solly 997 equipe 20DIN bindings with the extra spring taken out (a la Francois Pinatel): cool


Cooler with the spring left in! The seriously uncool Rossi junior FK's binders next to them aren't mine, ok!

Actually, in true Top Gear fashion anything we the jury own is automatically uncool. Glad I got out of my gear being judged on a technicality!





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I rescind my earlier comment as I agree with fatbob - race room skis used by punters - uncool.

What worries me is that my Scott Missions, which were cool when I got them, are getting to be seriously uncool now.

My salvation lies in two pairs of Kneissl Tankers.
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rob@rar, Don't encourage him Wink
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horizon, fatbob define punter..... carefully.... Evil or Very Mad Toofy Grin


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horizon, ha ha ha.... what, those B2 butterflies..?
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Public Enemies - Uncool, seeing as they are now basically now a BMW 320i

Twisted Evil
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these look pretty dam cool Cool

http://www.scottybob.com/PowerStorm.html
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Missions - uncool
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Bro Lhasa Pow - sub zero
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Piste skis = uncool. Sooooooooo intermediate. Fat skis - so cool I'm shivering! Cool But only when skied by skinny people. wink


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spyderjon wrote:
Missions - uncool
Except for mine Little Angel
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slikedges wrote:
Piste skis = uncool. Sooooooooo intermediate. Fat skis - so cool I'm shivering! Cool But only when skied by skinny people. wink
I'm f*cked then. In one short but devastating line. Skullie
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Scott sheela's

http://www.lapoudre.com/images/scott2009/lores/scott2009-sheela.jpg
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How about the head Monster range? Mojo 105 (summer heatwave?), 103 (sub-zero?), iM88 (cool?), iM82 (Siberia?)???

Should we add boots on the wall as well? Tecnica orange range from a couple of years back (supra conducting cool), Lange blue range (summer blues). Nordica (hot rods)...
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spyderjon wrote:
Missions - uncool


Mais non! Shocked snowHead
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Punter=me

& anyone who skis casually for pleasure. So you race jocks and badge chasers might get away with non punterdom.

Fat blokes on twin tips which they will obviously never ski switch properly = very uncool wink
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fatbob wrote:
So you race jocks and badge chasers might get away with non punterdom.

Not me, I'm a punter (perhaps with a slightly more than healthy interest in technique).
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Hurtle, I'm a punter on piste skis, so I got nothin' on you!
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Hurtle wrote:
slikedges wrote:
Piste skis = uncool. Sooooooooo intermediate. Fat skis - so cool I'm shivering! Cool But only when skied by skinny people. wink
I'm f*cked then. In one short but devastating line. Skullie
ditto.....but then again - ARE WE BOVVERED!!!!
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Hurtle wrote:
slikedges wrote:
Piste skis = uncool. Sooooooooo intermediate. Fat skis - so cool I'm shivering! Cool But only when skied by skinny people. wink
I'm f*cked then. In one short but devastating line. Skullie
ditto.....but then again - ARE WE BOVVERED!!!!
Yes. A bit. Embarassed
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Anyone who dosen't live 5 minutes down the road or have to finance their stay in the mountains by scrubbing bogs or herding lines of tiny infants around the slopes for 6 hours a day = punter.

It's a marvelous thing to be, the world is your lobster so go forth and punt!



1980s & early 90s Atomic ARC - very cool. Those new rossis with the weird tail sidecut - lame.
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fatbob wrote:
Just to keep megmum happy post up your ski nominations for the cool wall:

I'll kick off

Rossi B2 - seriously uncool


Stick a set of Targa G3 telemark bindings on the B2 and they cool down nicely Very Happy
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Cool: Jagerbombs, Jagertee

Uncool: Genepi, Vin Chaud Wink
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old classic skinny skis like Rossi 4S's seriously cool, kinda like riding a longboard surfing... I have a pair that i am tempted to get some newish bindings for and be all retro..
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