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I know putting this in Piste is a bit dubious, but hey it's Friday.

My fave is one that was sold in the Moris in VdI a few years ago.

It has the words something like "In their minds, all men think they are great skiers" then below that a grainy black and white photo of someone who has clearly gone a-over-t in the snow, skis and poles everywhere.

Then the words below that: "Welcome to reality"

Well I liked it anyway, and I'm a bloke ! My wife has it and I wish I'd bought one myself now
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I have one which on the back says something like:

"You could hit a tree and die
You could jump off a rock and die
You could fall in the forest and die

...or you could stay at home, fall off the couch and die"

The front says "Get off the couch!"

I'm still sorry I didn't buy the one from which I borrowed my signature.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Any know where you can buy good ski tshirts on line?
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There's a few on skipass.com. I have this one which my missus hates me wearing http://www.skipass.com/shop/t-shirts-skipass-com/Love-Instructor.html It's a pss-take of course, I don't really think that's what I am ! I also have the 'Perfect Day' one. I ordered off this site with no problems in case you're wondering
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one of the stores at the ski show had loads of differing ones..fromt he usual bad puns On the Piste etc to some good ones.
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Applicable to myself (and possibly many other snowHead ?) - is one my sister has:

"Body of a genius, mind of an athlete".
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I quite like this one Very Happy
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Mr L wears this constantly from the end of April until the beginning of December:


I favour this one:


But mainly I liked the sticker which I got for Mr L's board:
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Lizzard, brilliant, where did you get that sticker?
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I've got one that says "stay healthy - keep skiing" . Very Happy
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Lizzard's T-shirts and hundreds more, hats and bags too, here
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
my kids love the ones that say "better a bad day on the slopes than a good day at school". they both wore them today for the dress down day for children in need.
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a couple come to mind:

"a bad day on the hill beats a good day in the office"

and one i saw a few years ago, if memory serves it was a Jackson Hole tee, saying: "my drinking team has a ski problem"
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You know it makes sense.
My girlfriend (now wife/handbrake) once bought me a t-shirt with the slogan "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but snow and ice excite me"
Then below in brackets "but life just keeps side slippin away" Laughing Laughing
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Jerry, Jerry, what is that you are doing with your left hand? Is that something you picked up while working with gangbangers on the mean streets of the South Side?
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Swirly, http://www.cafepress.com/
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Gregd, You must love her a lot, becuase that is actaully not in the least bit funny Puzzled

Lizzard, Swirly, the sticker is only £7 Very Happy (+ 35$ postage) Crying or Very sad
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
red 27, really? It cost me about a fiver in total last year.
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'Drop Cliffs Not Bombs' and 'Make Snow Not War'
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Lizzard, Let me guess.... you were taking a break form the dour confines of L2A (sorry) and picked it up in Colorado so P&P issues?
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barry, I love that one!!!!!!!
My drinking team has a ski problem...I have to find that one.
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red 27, I'm being Gnarly (dude) Laughing
Were you in the first wave of the attack on the death star ?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
On the 7th day God skied.
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James2, Use the link on Johnnyrotten's post above.
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dsoutar, You need to (re)move the full stop at the end of your URL, or it gives an error.
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Mine says on the back "If you can read this please pull me out of the snow"
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I bought "I'm the one Ski Patrol warned you about" after getting stretchered off the mountain.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
STOP THE BRUTAL GROOMING


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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Hmmm I think I'm gonna have to buy one this winter...
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
stanton, I don't think they grom here.
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Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days I let her sleep and go skiing.
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I remember seeing one that said "I'll sleep with you tonight, but that doesn't mean I'll ski with you in the morning" or something along those lines.

I also like the very simle "I am a skier" tshirt that Line Skis make.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
No friends on a powder day.
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This one's got to be pretty high up the list http://negativegravity.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/Article/Index/article/Pickup-blue-2401122
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Bring on the wall!!!!

http://403677.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/Article/Index/article/the-wall2-7844615
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iF IT'S TOO STEEP, YOU'RE TOO OLD.
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horizon, Used to have one of those, and had to explain it to a lady friend who didnt ski Toofy Grin

David Murdoch, That has to be up there Very Happy
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David Murdoch, I've still got that one ! I bought it in Banff over 10 years ago
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 brian
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I have this one, nice bit of ski/weather geekery crossover I thought ...

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brian, did they not have your size?
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