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Worst apres ski song?

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Think this has got to be a contender, although rather worringly I can actually pictures myself singing along after a few too many beers at the Mooserwirt Embarassed
http://uk.youtube.com/v/S4cLTF27ogQ
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I'm afraid that anything sung in German cannot possibly be the worst apres ski song. Confused
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
all of them, they are all the same.
I especially hate HEY BABY, WOO HAAAAA, I want to know wow wow, if you be my girl. Music by numbers for people with no taste in anything.
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Snappy the kleine crocodile...its as bad as it gets IMO
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Frosty, i forgot about that one - terrible - very funny watching grown men in Austria doing the actions to that one.
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..amazed nobody has posted FtS's efforts.....
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noooo
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clearly this question is a paradox though - all apres ski songs are terrible, but its for that reason alone that we love them! The worst ones are always the best =]
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Super Jeile Zick, Cowboy und Indianer, Ladiooo, Wir wollen die Eisbaeren sehen, and my personal favourite, Du hast die Haare schoen.

I liked the Mooserwirt so much I hunted down DJ Gerhard's material and made a CD of it, which now gets played in the car, and occasionally, to the cows while they're being milked. In fact, I think they'll get it again tonight, now I've thought of it.

Dirty dirty dirty.
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I don't know what it means although a local tried to explain... but i found it both awful, but brilliant in equal measures:

Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf den Rasen da kannst du blasen
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
In die Dämmerung auf einen Seitensprung
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
In den Keller da geht es schneller
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

Lieschen, Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

Lieschen, Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
He du geile Maus jetzt ist es aus

Anyone know what it actually means though? Especially the zack zack zack zack zack line!

if you would like to hear this wonder: http://uk.youtube.com/v/tyaqEI4qzyk
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typical apres ski nonsense lyrics. I'll have a crack at a verse, may be very wrong.
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Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack

I make that verse as:
average woman average woman average woman come a little little little
like before before before only with a rain mac
Without shirt and without panties again
look sharp look sharp look sharp

last line is
hey you randy mouse now it's over.

and people like this????


Last edited by snowHeads are a friendly bunch. on Mon 10-11-08 21:50; edited 1 time in total
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Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf den Rasen da kannst du blasen
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack


Lisa Lisa Lisa come a little bit bit bit
on the grass where you can blow
just like old times only now with a johny (condom)
without shirt and knickers
quick quick quick quick quick


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Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter

on the ladder it goes further

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In den Keller da geht es schneller

In the cellar it's faster

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Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt

Bring a girlfriend for a threesome


Thank god you didn't ask to have a rude song translated, that would of been really embarassing. Wink
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skisimon wrote:
I'm afraid that anything sung in German cannot possibly be the worst apres ski song. Confused

Wurst, surely?
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stab, I love your attempt! ...
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[whitegold mode]

skisimon is absolutely correct.

No german song can be bad apres

here is one of the best ever:
http://youtube.com/v/A_8dn_HykqI

[/whitegold mode]
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lets see, it goes something like....


"hold a chicken in the air,........" Cool
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Oh i knew it was rude, there were a couple of words i picked up from the Austrian trying to explain the lyrics... We attempted to learn it for our last Austria trip but struggled past zack zack zack
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paulmck, Nice one. I have also made up various compilations which get played in the car fairly regularly, to the extent that my kids were singing along to a few of the songs at the Mooserwirt this year.ski-finder, That is definitely one of the worst
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boabski, regret the cows didn't get it after all last night. They had to concentrate on milk recording instead. They can hear it next Sunday night as a special treat.
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Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt

Bring a girlfriend for a threesome

I once suggested snowHead should have a section of translated phrases that could be useful when away on a trip. I think this one needs adding Very Happy
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DB wrote:
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Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt


Bring a girlfriend for a threesome

I once suggested should have a section of translated phrases that could be useful when away on a trip. I think this one needs adding



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Get yer swinging tankards to the ready......

http://uk.youtube.com/v/tpvgn1mr3pw&feature=related
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My personal favourite, the beat matches exactly the speed of my ski boots on a bar/table/chair after 3pm!

The one and only Anton aus Tirol or DJ Otzi!

http://uk.youtube.com/v/rsm_UqvTYO0
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Jaysus DJ Otzi really has a lot to answer for doesn't he???

(says he with "Das Hitten Greatest" on his Mp3 player)
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Has anybody ever seen stanton and DJ Otzi in the same room? Toofy Grin
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Helmut aus Mallorca!! Tux Tux Hintertux

http://uk.youtube.com/v/kiaHbPOLiA4
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Off to Austria this weekend (Stubai or Hintertux - haven't decided which...)

Hadn't heard Schnappy the Krokodile before - but now can't wait for the apres ski to begin!! wink Is the following clip IT - or is there a DJ Otzi version or something??


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DJ Otzi - he da man! Madeye-Smiley
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These aren't the worst songs, far from it, they're bloody brilliant and you just need to have drunk enough to fully enjoy them. There is this whle UK thing about music having to be cool... it all goes out the window on skiing holidays, it's magic. I saw a group of uebercool teenagers singing "que sera" last year.... there is no way they'd admit to their friends back home they even knew the words!

Joana, du geile Sau
geboren um Liebe zu geben (du Luder)
Verbotene Träume erleben (du Drecksau)
Ohne Fragen an den Morgen danach aha aha
Oh Joana, du geile Sau


A group of seven year olds (shamefully our group) were heard singing this little ditty last year

Wer ist die schoenste Frau der Welt?
du da
du da
du da
du da
.......... nicht!
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Sie sind die Könige auf dem Ewigen Eis,
Und Ihr Thron ist blau und weiß.
Und wer wird niemals untergehn,
niemals
weil wir hinter euch stehn.
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Sie sind so wild auf dem Ewigen Eis,
und jeder denkt was jeder weis.
So Bären stark und voll Energie,
so waren Sie
So war´n die Eisbären noch nie!!!!
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern

Need I say more? Oh oh oh oh oh
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For those who need translations, these links might help

http://dict.leo.org/

http://de.babelfish.yahoo.com/
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I think I misinterpreted this thread - I thought it was about making your OWN apres ski songs up... Embarassed
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I am not sure if this is the worst or the best depending how battered you are, still a classic though....apparently it's about polar bears
http://youtube.com/v/Cd3jkOZRYQU
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fatirishman wrote:

Joana, du geile Sau
geboren um Liebe zu geben (du Luder)
Verbotene Träume erleben (du Drecksau)
Ohne Fragen an den Morgen danach aha aha
Oh Joana, du geile Sau


That was our favourite in Schladming back in January! Us and a bunch of Austrians kept yelling "Du geile Sau" at each other across the bar every time they played it. Good times.

We also thought "Du Luder" was "Tallulah" until they wrote down the words for us - and translated them Embarassed

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I am not sure if this is the worst or the best depending how battered you are, still a classic though....apparently it's about polar bears
http://youtube.com/v/Cd3jkOZRYQU


Blimey we had that one a few times as well!! It's all (dimly) coming back haha.
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ha...there seems to be a distinct Austria > St Anton > Mooserwirt theme in many of the above postings...............
You all love it really!
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Bah, the best by a country mile:

http://uk.youtube.com/v/YovvypUvDAo
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Ok you win that is an absolute shocker! Smile
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