Think this has got to be a contender, although rather worringly I can actually pictures myself singing along after a few too many beers at the Mooserwirt http://uk.youtube.com/v/S4cLTF27ogQ
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I'm afraid that anything sung in German cannot possibly be the worst apres ski song.
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
all of them, they are all the same.
I especially hate HEY BABY, WOO HAAAAA, I want to know wow wow, if you be my girl. Music by numbers for people with no taste in anything.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
kitenski wrote:
..amazed nobody has posted FtS's efforts.....
noooo
After all it is free
After all it is free
clearly this question is a paradox though - all apres ski songs are terrible, but its for that reason alone that we love them! The worst ones are always the best =]
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Super Jeile Zick, Cowboy und Indianer, Ladiooo, Wir wollen die Eisbaeren sehen, and my personal favourite, Du hast die Haare schoen.
I liked the Mooserwirt so much I hunted down DJ Gerhard's material and made a CD of it, which now gets played in the car, and occasionally, to the cows while they're being milked. In fact, I think they'll get it again tonight, now I've thought of it.
Dirty dirty dirty.
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I don't know what it means although a local tried to explain... but i found it both awful, but brilliant in equal measures:
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf den Rasen da kannst du blasen
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
In die Dämmerung auf einen Seitensprung
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
In den Keller da geht es schneller
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lieschen, Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lieschen, Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
He du geile Maus jetzt ist es aus
Anyone know what it actually means though? Especially the zack zack zack zack zack line!
typical apres ski nonsense lyrics. I'll have a crack at a verse, may be very wrong.
Quote:
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
I make that verse as:
average woman average woman average woman come a little little little
like before before before only with a rain mac
Without shirt and without panties again
look sharp look sharp look sharp
last line is
hey you randy mouse now it's over.
and people like this????
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Quote:
Lieschen Lieschen Lieschen komm ein bisschen bisschen bisschen
Auf den Rasen da kannst du blasen
So wie früher früher früher nur mit Gummiüberzieher
Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen immer wieder
Zack zack zack zack zack zack
Lisa Lisa Lisa come a little bit bit bit
on the grass where you can blow
just like old times only now with a johny (condom)
without shirt and knickers
quick quick quick quick quick
Quote:
Auf die Leiter da geht es weiter
on the ladder it goes further
Quote:
In den Keller da geht es schneller
In the cellar it's faster
Quote:
Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt
Bring a girlfriend for a threesome
Thank god you didn't ask to have a rude song translated, that would of been really embarassing.
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
skisimon wrote:
I'm afraid that anything sung in German cannot possibly be the worst apres ski song.
Oh i knew it was rude, there were a couple of words i picked up from the Austrian trying to explain the lyrics... We attempted to learn it for our last Austria trip but struggled past zack zack zack
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
paulmck, Nice one. I have also made up various compilations which get played in the car fairly regularly, to the extent that my kids were singing along to a few of the songs at the Mooserwirt this year.ski-finder, That is definitely one of the worst
boabski, regret the cows didn't get it after all last night. They had to concentrate on milk recording instead. They can hear it next Sunday night as a special treat.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
DB wrote:
Quote:
Nimm die Freundin mit dann machen wir's zu dritt
Bring a girlfriend for a threesome
I once suggested should have a section of translated phrases that could be useful when away on a trip. I think this one needs adding
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Off to Austria this weekend (Stubai or Hintertux - haven't decided which...)
Hadn't heard Schnappy the Krokodile before - but now can't wait for the apres ski to begin!! Is the following clip IT - or is there a DJ Otzi version or something??
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
DJ Otzi - he da man!
You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
These aren't the worst songs, far from it, they're bloody brilliant and you just need to have drunk enough to fully enjoy them. There is this whle UK thing about music having to be cool... it all goes out the window on skiing holidays, it's magic. I saw a group of uebercool teenagers singing "que sera" last year.... there is no way they'd admit to their friends back home they even knew the words!
Joana, du geile Sau
geboren um Liebe zu geben (du Luder)
Verbotene Träume erleben (du Drecksau)
Ohne Fragen an den Morgen danach aha aha
Oh Joana, du geile Sau
A group of seven year olds (shamefully our group) were heard singing this little ditty last year
Wer ist die schoenste Frau der Welt?
du da
du da
du da
du da
.......... nicht!
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Sie sind die Könige auf dem Ewigen Eis,
Und Ihr Thron ist blau und weiß.
Und wer wird niemals untergehn,
niemals
weil wir hinter euch stehn.
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Sie sind so wild auf dem Ewigen Eis,
und jeder denkt was jeder weis.
So Bären stark und voll Energie,
so waren Sie
So war´n die Eisbären noch nie!!!!
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Ref:
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Hey wir wolln die Eisbären sehn
Denn unser Leben wär so leer ohne Bär
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Wir ham die Eisbären so gern
Need I say more? Oh oh oh oh oh
Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
For those who need translations, these links might help
I think I misinterpreted this thread - I thought it was about making your OWN apres ski songs up...
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I am not sure if this is the worst or the best depending how battered you are, still a classic though....apparently it's about polar bears http://youtube.com/v/Cd3jkOZRYQU
Joana, du geile Sau
geboren um Liebe zu geben (du Luder)
Verbotene Träume erleben (du Drecksau)
Ohne Fragen an den Morgen danach aha aha
Oh Joana, du geile Sau
That was our favourite in Schladming back in January! Us and a bunch of Austrians kept yelling "Du geile Sau" at each other across the bar every time they played it. Good times.
We also thought "Du Luder" was "Tallulah" until they wrote down the words for us - and translated them
Gsyfreerider wrote:
I am not sure if this is the worst or the best depending how battered you are, still a classic though....apparently it's about polar bears http://youtube.com/v/Cd3jkOZRYQU
Blimey we had that one a few times as well!! It's all (dimly) coming back haha.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
ha...there seems to be a distinct Austria > St Anton > Mooserwirt theme in many of the above postings...............
You all love it really!
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should have a section of translated phrases that could be useful when away on a trip. I think this one needs adding 
