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Its Snowing On Mars
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snow on mars
NASA think their Phoenix Mars Lander has detected snow drifting down from clouds far above the surface of the planet. Although it appears to be evaporating long before it hits the ground, the part of the planet where the Phoenix is, is only just starting to move into it's Winter....
http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=the-white-stuff-falling-snow-spotte-2008-09-30

Begs the questions.

If astronauts go visit Mars will they be allowed take their boots as hand luggage Puzzled
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Hmmm, the MFS ensemble never predicted that ....
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Nightlife crap though - I hear there is no atmosphere
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monkeynuts, Laughing Laughing

Predominantly red slopes, I think.
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Blast - you guys have beat me to all the best ones...

Transfers might be a bit long though.
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No debate over helmets though, need one to breath.
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What will conditions be like there next February?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

Does anyone know what the ski schools are like and when the easy jet flights are released?
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I notice that the Mars rover has tank tracks - will I be ok with Summer Tyres and chains, or are there Martian laws I need to observe?
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Headplant wrote:
When the easy jet flights are released?


You should drive its much cheaper.
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fatties only need apply.. distinct lack of gravity
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monkeynuts wrote:
Headplant wrote:
When the easy jet flights are released?


You should drive its much cheaper.


Can you do it in a day or should I stop overnight?
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Boris wrote:
monkeynuts wrote:
Headplant wrote:
When the easy jet flights are released?


You should drive its much cheaper.


Can you do it in a day or should I stop overnight?


Do it in a day Shocked Shocked . Madness, far to dangerous.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

I've just been checking viaMichilen - I'm a bit worried about driving.

Assume I go when Mars is at its closest to Earth - some 36 million miles
Allowing for comfort breaks and stuff, I usually average around 65 mph
At that rate it will be 63 years before I get there Shocked


Les Arcs again then rolling eyes
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Boris, Use satellite navigation, it may be quicker.
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Jeez - would be nearly £2million for the diesel as well

JP, Laughing
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Boris, Something for SKGB to look into as a trip article for the next mag... wink
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Boris wrote:
I've just been checking viaMichilen - I'm a bit worried about driving.

Assume I go when Mars is at its closest to Earth - some 36 million miles
Allowing for comfort breaks and stuff, I usually average around 65 mph
At that rate it will be 63 years before I get there Shocked


Les Arcs again then rolling eyes


Thinking of driving.... can you hire chains when you get near? Cool
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Boris wrote:
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Nightlife crap though - I hear there is no atmosphere


Booooooooo get off Laughing
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Boris,
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Nightlife crap though



There must be a bar, it is Mars after all. rolling eyes
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The Ryanair website says they fly to Mars but when I looked at the map the airport was actually on Saturn
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dz4d1v, Laughing Laughing
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Ah - there's some crackers on here! Laughing
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Is the off piste safe to ski? I once had a nasty experience with a crevasse on Uranus.
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I once had a nasty experience with a crevasse on Uranus.


I hope you were using suitable protection
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I guess all-in-one suits will be the order of the day - silver of course!
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Have Tracs Vacs opened a chalet there yet...... Twisted Evil
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Chasseur, Easy way to find out - post a question saying you're torn between Mars or Jupiter. If you're offered a cracking deal on Mars - the answer is yes
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

Is mars having problems with global warming?
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chrisb, it seems it is warming. See here, for example:

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age_031208.html
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They got 38% gravity up there, cant wait to try the parks
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laundryman, Yes, the pistes don't look all that big:

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