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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Got this from our most excellent ski instructor pessi last week. He instructed us that when passing snowboarders the right thing to do was to hail them with a cheery cry of "Zuppe bitte!".

The implication is that the boarder is a waiter with a tray and you want to order some soup!

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Chris Bish, nice. Makes a change from yelling "Stop sitting down in the middle of the f'ing piste!" Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Tsk, more jealousy from the handicapped ski-only types, I see. Laughing
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Apparently, Austrian boarders describe skiers as "stick swingers", which may well have implications of onanism....

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