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........survival handbook" ........is a most useful book that I have just been given for my birthday. I can't make up my mind if it's supposed to be taken seriously.
Particularly of interest to snowheads will be the sections on:
1) How to land a plane
(and if that doesn't work) 2) How to survive adrift at sea
3)How to survive an avalanche (for example - if you are buried, your best chance of survival is if someone saw you get covered) ??
4)How to survive when lost in the mountains
5)How to treat frostbite
and for those on a budget
6)How to hot wire a car
7)How to manoeuvour on top of a moving train and get inside (for example - if the train is approaching a tunnel, lie flat, and quickly)
and for those going to Whistler
8)How to escape from a bear
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Happy Birthday,
Erica
Thought you were hinting at a possible christmas present there, until I read your message properly.
We've just bought a book on swearing in foreign languages for a friend about to go on maternity leave...I'd never seen the term "pigeon-licker" being using as an insult before...
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Hi Ian - thankyou - I can help your friend too - there's a section on 'How to deliver a baby in the back of a taxi-cab.'
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Ian Hopkinson wrote:
We've just bought a book on swearing in foreign languages
Could be useful in following the Francophobia thread in Après zone!
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Happy birthday. I've got a few of those books, and gave someone "Worst Case Scenario Sex & Dating" once. Lots of useful tips for picking up the ladeeees in that one, so watch out.
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WORST case scenario of all time:
1) How to cope when there's no snow.
Can't imagine there's a sucessful solution!!
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