 Poster: A snowHead
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer - and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shite.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Shite, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shite.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
  
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, i'm convinced.
*uncorks bottle of Sancerre*
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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I'll avoid both...because in Vodka there's fun 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
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Precisely - an interesting stat is that you have 1014 cellular organisms in your gut - about 10 times the number your body is composed of. E Coli form a part of this flora, is acquired within 40 hours of birth and is the primary facultative organism of the gut.
So find another excuse - such as water at tesco costing £1.15 / litre, beer only 50p / litre. 
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OY, you've nicked my tagline!!!!
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| northantsred wrote: |
As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
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I doubt Ben Franklin said that, since the existence of bacteria was unknown in his lifetime! 
A quick search ascribes this quote to someone called David Auerbach
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Hey guys, like any joke you need a GSOH and also the ability to allow for a little artistic licence to pass by....
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