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http://youtube.com/v/jue6iJ7lw_M&feature=related

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Amateurs should not try that!
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At least he had his hood up. Don't like to think what would have happened otherwise rolling eyes .
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Reminds me of the first jump I ever did which resulted in a mild concussion, still funny to see as long as nobodys hurt Very Happy
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Dropping into an offpiste area yesterday...a 10footx20foot slab of sno just slid away from my downhill ski and over a 10 foot drop.

Too small to be classed as an avalanche...but big enough to have hurt or done some damage if I'd slid with it.

I was sh!tting myself for a couple of minutes as I billy-goated the rest of the drop in!
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That looks exactly what i did last week in les arcs - broke my collar bone in 3 places Sad Sad
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Darwin was wrong! Otherwise how could those guys still be alive Puzzled
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I think for me, it's the *thud* noise when the guy lands that is the scariest thing!
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Complete n*b if you ask me - the contrast on the video is awful so difficult to see properly but it looks like he was doing something akin to a snowplough on the way to the jump and was sitting right on his heels - conclusion being he can't ski properly so should never have been anywhere near a jump of that size, no surprise he did a back flip though.

If idiots like that hurt themselves then fair doos, serves them right, but all too often they end up hurting others!
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Darwin was wrong! Otherwise how could those guys still be alive


They may not have bred yet. So Darwin could still apply if they take themselves out of the gene pool Toofy Grin
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what an absolute pint! haha! muppets like these guys shouldnt be in the park...
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Its not a case of lucky to be alive, more a case of lucky not to in a wheelchair paralysed. Fecking muppet
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Hands up who's never gone off a jump they wish they hadn't.

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thefatcontroller wrote:
Its not a case of lucky to be alive, more a case of lucky not to in a wheelchair paralysed. Fecking muppet

A few years ago, we saw something very similar in Soll when we were on the lift (no. 44?) going up from Hochsoll. The last person in the group we were watching didn't appear to want to do it but his mates' calls of "Don't be a wimp, Andy" changed his mind. The difference was that on this occasion, the guy landed on his back, initially didn't move and then the right side of his body went into a violent spasm. His useless mates started running around like headless chickens and ignored the calls from everyone on the lift to ski down and get help. The pisteurs had to get a basher up the slope to prepare a landing area for a rescue helicopter. I've no idea how it turned out but is was a classic example of the dangers of peer pressure coupled with a lack of skill (and brains).
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thefatcontroller,

That's what I was thinking as well...could have easily ended up in a wheelchair!

paulio,

Yeah but not a jump obviously as big as that when you clearly don't have the skills!
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mmm - wonder what happened to this guy ?...check out how close he was to the car as well !!

http://uk.youtube.com/v/zjEKUGcMnW0&feature=related
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the_doc wrote:
what an absolute pint! haha! muppets like these guys shouldnt be in the park...


that you doc? location CH? or AT?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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mmm - wonder what happened to this guy ?...check out how close he was to the car as well !!


That is the funniest thing I have ever seen Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
lcation ch at the mo, half dead from bronchitus but slowing recovering...havnt been up the hill for a week!boo..
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the_doc, not missed much to be honest...
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