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Early season telemark bash...

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The first rule of telemark camp...

...is, of course, that we don't talk about telemark camp.


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Thank God....next subject...
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Great isn't it.
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I assume you mean telemark camp in the Kenneth Williams sense. How did it go at MK? Not that you're talking about it obviously.
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Why when I see a telemarker does the word 'camp' come to mind Embarassed
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Really Camp:

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parlor, I know, I know but it just looks like mincing on skis Confused Laughing
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Gotta agree with thefatcontroller! Looks like fun, looks hard, looks like mincing!
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PhillipStanton wrote:
...is, of course, that we don't talk about telemark camp.


or you dont go to telemark camp because you had a man flu wink
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parlor, seems like a nice boy
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This doen't look too gay to me. Cool

http://uk.youtube.com/v/iwf055Mxf38
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The second rule of telemark camp...
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Peter S, As I said above I don't disagree it looks hard, fun not so sure but it just looks like someone mincing. I just visions of the Telemarker shouting as they ski down 'does my bum look big in these salopettes'. Sorry Embarassed
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You know it makes sense.
...is, of course, that we don't talk about telemark camp...
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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the seven faculty rules at the University of Woolloomooloo:

1. No Poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
3. No Poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No Poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
7. No Poofters.
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fatbob - as skimottaret notes, I had man flu (although how skimottaret knew that beats me...). I'm booked in for this coming Saturday.

hobbiteater Puzzled

Clearly this thread is going in an unintended direction...

...but hey ho...
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how skimottaret knew that beats me
the power of the internet...

have fun on saturday, could you have a chat with richard to see if we can get a monthly session going in the off season?

sorry to de rail your thread but im not sure where it was meant to go so aimless, idle chatter sounded about right.. NehNeh
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Mincing..?? are you joking..?



sorry, doesn't seem to blow up that well


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Who are the telemarkers mincing? I'm out of here Shocked
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Whatever about their style of descent....it's the walking up the mountain part that I don't get???


Lift weren't invented for nothing you know.
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Sorry LIFTS!!!


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So, anyway, the real intention of the thread.

I've been thinking that rather than just talking about this telemarking stuff, or practicing in refridgerated sheds, I thought that it might be a rather good idea to have an...

Early season, weekend telemark bash.

(I was going to use the "c" word - but look at the trouble that's got me into rolling eyes)

Nothing too serious. Just a weekend of telemark stoke. Shared face planting. Pointer sharing. Trying each other's tele kit. Maybe draft in an instructor.

Sort of like the La Grave weekend. Only involving somewhat more blue runs Wink

It would be rather nice to see someone do this stuff properly (fatbob, parlor, ski, JT...) and there are plenty of us dabbling and wanting to improve.

Anyone interested?


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Mincing..?? are you joking..? sorry, doesn't seem to blow up that well


Famous words of a telemarker Embarassed Embarassed
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PhillipStanton, Get yourself to the EoSB. I'd like to think I'm not the only (me beginner) freeheeler there. It'd be nice to get a group and arrange a lesson or two out there.


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kiwi1 - I'd love to, but my BASI Mountain Safety Module's eaten my remaining leave.

Would you be up for something early season?
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PhillipStanton,

Thats is not me, I am afraid, that is a skiing buddy. I am always the camera monkey on these things.
If we could all hit the same place, I'd invite him along, but I am not a telemarker.
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PhillipStanton, Yeah I'd be up for it or I'll be doing some summer trips to some glaciers. I'll be heading back to VT for opening week again in November if that works.
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PhillipStanton, montypython
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Can't do it properly I'm afraid though I can cross my tails and swear in both directions. Sounds a great idea.
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hobbiteater - ah...that's ok then... Wink

fatbob - swear in both directions? Shocked That truly does make you a bit of an expert in my book. I'm concentrating so hard when I telemark that I have to hold my breath - just so as not to overload my brain...
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JT - all welcome. You never know, we could tempt you over to the tele side.
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very possible for me...
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Excellent.

Not looking for a firm commitment from anybody - just an idea of numbers to investigate options.
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Only involving somewhat more blue runs


i hope you mean the greener shade of blue
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skimottaret, I'm with you there.

How many freeheelers are going on the EoSB?
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question for those dabbling in telemark, assuming you can ski alpine, is it completely different, or does knowing something about carving etc help you?

Do you find it more tiring or less than alpine, and lastly does it f*ck your knees up?

Cheers,

greg
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kitenski,

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is it completely different


Yes and no.

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or does knowing something about carving etc


Yes and no

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more tiring or less than alpine,


Much more tiring

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and lastly does it f*ck your knees up?


Nope - not at all.


The skis work the same - edges and sidecut. Tele stance means you have to use the back (inside) ski much more than alpine - so a bit counterintuitive if you have an alpine background.

It's not as tiresome on the knees as alpine - but driving fat skis with big boots will be tiresome alipne or tele.

It is more tiring - but get's less tiring with practice. snowHead
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kitenski, to add to what ski has said, most of the elements are the same - it's just you have to assemble them in a different order.

I'm finding it fascinating to be stood at the top of a steep blue run and be scared s&*tless. The experience is doing a lot for my head and a heck of a lot for my alpine technique.

One thing that people often don't realise is that you can alpine on tele kit. It's just that you need the reactions of a cat. I'm finding that if I ski alpine style on tele kit and then hit the bumps on my alpine kit then I ski the bumps much, much better.

Have a go. You have nothing to lose except your dignity Wink
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PhillipStanton, what week / weekend were you thinking.. I am considering going to meribel first or second week of the season and we could stay at mine. Meribel opens up on the 6th and i recon would be fine for green and maybe even blue runs for our more highly experienced telemarkers.

If we could tie up with the Les Arc race bash/camp talked about elsewhere that would be cool....
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