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I was just wondering, i like skiing................

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
..................but can anyone help me know when it's time to eat something? Toofy Grin
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
SMALLZOOKEEPER, You give me advice on skiing and I shall give you advice on eating.

On the hour every hour.

Don't forget skinny boy - We were all learners once Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You could follow FTS lead and eat on every lift. I prefer to eat on one or two lifts in five. Good luck.
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, so, you're back and bored with CHX inter season? Pub not open, Garage heading into its last ever season, Tof a little quiet?
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Eating's for pussies!!!
Get up, ski, drink beer, go to bed, repeat - tell me where is food supposed to fit in that? Beginners eh?rolling eyes
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"Food is the enemy of fun" to quote a virtual skier I met last season.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
SMALLZOOKEEPER, Whenever you open your mouth Toofy Grin
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Welcome to snowHeads PsychoBabble snowHead
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Eatin's Cheatin!!!!! wink
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i dont want to sound like a fat b*****d, but eating is a major part of my skiing holiday. I love eating tartiflette, raclette, pizza, spaghetti cabonara when im out skiing.

Ski day consists of
8.00 get up
9.00 on the lifts
ski all morning
12.00 lunch
13.00 back on the slopes and stay up the mountain to avoid after lunch queues back up the mountain.
17.00 final run back
start drinking soon as im off the slopes
roughly 20.00 your starving and a tad tipsy go out for a meal
continue the drinking till about 23.00
00.00 in bed, get good nights kip ahead of another busy day
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You didn't want to sound like a fat b*****d but you did... NehNeh
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Christopher wrote:
i dont want to sound like a fat b*****d, but eating is a major part of my skiing holiday. I love eating tartiflette, raclette, pizza, spaghetti cabonara when im out skiing.

Ski day consists of
8.00 get up
9.00 on the lifts
ski all morning
12.00 lunch
13.00 back on the slopes and stay up the mountain to avoid after lunch queues back up the mountain.
17.00 final run back
start drinking soon as im off the slopes
roughly 20.00 your starving and a tad tipsy go out for a meal
continue the drinking till about 23.00
00.00 in bed, get good nights kip ahead of another busy day


sounds like my ideal day to wink
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Timmaah wrote:
You didn't want to sound like a fat b*****d but you did... NehNeh


im a skinny runt, who just can put weight on as im still growing, what a luxury!

i only weigh 8 stone (52kg) honest! Very Happy and could out eat most people!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age -- 24, 25 -- your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without
any warning at all, suddenly a fat b@stard appears.


YOU FAT B@STARD! YOU FAT B@STARD! .................... etc etc.


Carter USM, legendary. Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Lizzard, Toofy Grin Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Lizzard, I don't think I was ever 26" waist - I was 34" as long as i can remember -

Little bit more now rolling eyes
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