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Stab's petition to get the word SKI censored AKA The one piece thread

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
sign up here, I will them pm admin to make the changes. Smile
Brothers and sisters it's time to take back the snowboarding section, I would also like it to be viewable only by approval but that's going a bit far I think, the censor is a good start.

Also words to replace the offending word "ski" are encouraged.

I'm going for "pink handbag".

Pinky wink


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stab, ha ha ha ... you reckon admin would add a button we could push for voting ???? Twisted Evil
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
stab, I spotted a couple of typos, so I amended your post Little Angel
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Ray Zorro, oooo you cheeky monkeh !

the 1st goes to Mr Zorro & his Mod games
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stab, I spotted a couple of typos, so I amended your post Little Angel


are you going to the MSB?
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I'm very, very bad. Twisted Evil
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hyweljenkins, Ray Zorro, Is the Apres section a bit bland tonight guys ????
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debbi, Very Happy

I'll change it back in a minute ...
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debbi wrote:
hyweljenkins, Ray Zorro, Is the Apres section a bit bland tonight guys ????


there's an apres section Puzzled Laughing
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stab, what it says on the tin. Toofy Grin
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stab, loving your work. If they refuse to do an auto-edit then we can just type it ourselves.

Power to the Boarders.
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Always said that 'Two Plankers' is Cockney for U......... Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Long live the revolution.
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stab, right there with you.

Plus, I think we should petition for special sessions at snowdomes up and down the UK so all skiers are fenced into one little 'safety area', as their ultimate gayness just leads to clogging up of the piste and general toffish behaviour to our kind.

Viva single planking... Smile
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stab, right there with you.

Plus, I think we should petition for special sessions at snowdomes up and down the UK so all skiers are fenced into one little 'safety area',


we have them where I'm at already, they are called pistes wink
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
http://www.gayskiers.org/ Pinky
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don't drop your sticks sunshine.
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stab, great picture, can't wait to get those skis back on after seeing that...awesome!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
hmm, this thread isn't quite going the way I planned. Laughing
Under my new rules your name would be censored to Mart pink handbag. Cool
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stab, excellent picture, heres another one - he even has PINK POLES

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stab, I was thinking something more like this:



Imagine some skis on their feet, some horrific red boots and a pink all-in-one and then look at them – howling and balling because they know we snowboarders are so much cooler

Smile

**EDITED TO KEEP LIZZARD FROM BOILING OVER DUE TO INCORRECT SPELLING Smile**


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Quote:

skiis

OK, this is getting annoying.

root word = ski
suffices = -ing, -s, -ed, -er etc.

Please stop sprinkling surplus 'i's all over the place. It's not like we have a glut of them or anything.

Quote:

balling

Bit young for that, aren't they? Shocked
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Ooh I see I'm going to have to raid the stab personal collection of jungfrau region one piece photos.
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I think its amazing the number of times the word 'ski/skier/sking' etc. already crops up in this thread - there you go my first post in the boarding section and its about the 'Ski' Twisted Evil
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All captured on Kleine Scheidegg, I pray one of them is on this forum Laughing







This guy caught me taking his picture, feel the shame you lemon.



Matching His and Hers, how nice.





There are more but I can't look at them anymore, makes me want to kill myself.


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and just so the plankers don't feel left out, someone was actually using this Shocked
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Specialman, nice try, but you missed 'balling' (I think you meant 'bawling'). Laughing Laughing
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Damn and blast you Lizzard!! Very Happy All this Beechams Flu Plus stuff is making my eyes go crayzee - I swear I've just seen six photographs of ravers who've got lost on a mountain!! Toofy Grin

I quite like that board - very, very, very retro!!
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You know it makes sense.
Ski Ski Ski



Just checking to see if the "auto edit" feature is ON wink
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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stab, multicoloured bloke in the third one down wins my vote. Amazing!!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lizzard, yeah that one is awesome, I had to be very stealthy getting that shot.
For some reason 2 of them don't show up, my code and links are good.
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Found this im my LDA Mar07 archives

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this thread is getting interesting now Razz Some suberb fashion faux pas
Swirly, loving Papa Smurf !!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


It's the boots that get me, why oh why oh why haven't they been burned yet? They must have made some technological advances in the last 30 years since they were made.

"I'd like to hire some skis please"

"Sure, what type"

"carvers, I'm great I am, been skiing 50 years. Will they fit these boots"

Gah, I am now officially triple despairing.
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stab, you would never see a boarder looking that ruff would ya???? or would ya Shocked
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stab, you would never see a boarder looking that ruff would ya???? or would ya Shocked

It's actually been proven, by a scientist! that snowboarders-on average-look 50% worse than skiiers! Fact.
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Rossfra8, Nah thats got to be wrong. I look like cr*p most days.
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