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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Ideas in this forum never seem to build one upon the other.

Satori or nothing, well, nothing saving highly specific, highly individual recommendations that only apply to you if you a) understand it b) work yourself into a figure 4 with your right knee at your left ear c) have 164.725 cm skis with a 3.1415926538979m sidecut and exactly the right flex to balance a gopher on the tails when pole planting.

In building a brick wall, we lay down a foundation. Then a first course. Then a second course if the first one is good. We do not worry about excepitons needed for fancy window insets. We do not worry about the overall aspect of the thing within its final landscape setting, and the glorious purpose of building it.

Before enlightenment: chop wood haul water.
After enlightenment: chop wood, haul water
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
comprex, look up at the masthead, you're in

Not Epic rolling eyes
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Masque, Difference of vanities, sayeth the preacher.


One twists the second course to no consistent end, the other tears down the first in satire.
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comprex, I see . . . Posting While 'Shroomed?

Or has she dumped you and you're exploring the inanities of your existence?
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Masque, QED
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Before enlightenment: chop wood haul water.
After enlightenment: chop wood, haul water

That's a truly enlightened man. Just realised what women have known all along.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
comprex wrote:
When the seagulls follow the trawler....

Eric, is that you?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
WTF Puzzled Confused
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
gwaelod, if you have to ask . . . you'll never understand. Confused
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Lizzard wrote:
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Before enlightenment: chop wood haul water.
After enlightenment: chop wood, haul water

That's a truly enlightened man. Just realised what women have known all along.


To equally productive purpose, no doubt: supplying the guys with big hatchets with wood and water.
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
I am fully confused...may be missing something here Shocked
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
MrDan, no confusion, I am missing it too:

show me one thread on BzK that has stated a skiing goal, broken down a skiing goal into its component parts, then taught to that goal.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

To answer this will lead to the path of enlightenment.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
veeeight, because 20% of the population don't like buns.

See, for every question there is an obvious "look how smart I am" answer, a "look how wrong you are" one, a "do you want to learn from me, or have me teach you what I like teaching, no matter how relevant", and how "we're not like them, we are better".
But somewhere out there, there is a learner wanting to improve without being talked down to, or talked over.

After all, when the magpies follow the canaries, you know Delia is going to say something.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Wear The Fox Hat, shut up and take your turn at Scrabble. You are merely postponing the evil moment. Mwahahahaha!!!
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Lizzard, hard to take my turn when the game is over, and don't feel too bad about coming second, Dino!

277 to the Lizzard, 278 to the Fox (even though you got to play the last move!)
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Wear The Fox Hat, outrageous, and you clearly cheated. (This is obvious: you won, ergo you cheated.) Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Lizzard, perhaps I need to learn to play more like you, then I would be "better"... (see how I almost brought this back on track?)
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Wear The Fox Hat, I see you are learning already. That will be £50 for the game and same again for the analysis afterwards. All sensible methods of payment accepted.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
comprex, in the grand scheme revolving within my small mind, that's where the pony thread is bound.
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comprex wrote:
a 3.1415926538979m sidecut


I'm not sure that a sidecut of π (which looked like 'pi' in Word) would be recommended, although possibly good for straightlining ....
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
FastMan,
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As is to be expected as I continue to add installments of "MEAT AND POTATOES". The tangent discussions will invariably move into levels of skill and intricacy beyond those intended in "MEAT AND POTATOES". That's ok. But for those intermediate skiers trying to use this thread as a learning tool and means of self teaching on snow, my advice is to focus mainly on the "MEAT AND POTATOES" installments as they come. A definitive progression is being presented there for developing the skills that lead one out of the intermediate doldrums. Many concepts and drills will be explained which can be taken directly to the snow to be practiced. They will lead you forward in a purposely stuctured progression. Nothing of course replaces the feedback that comes from lessons with a quality profession, but for those looking to try their hand at self teaching, this will offer an avenue.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
comprex wrote:


wink
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