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Setting aside the pillock that set me sliding on two planks for the first time (well apart from one abortive and painfull experience on blades, on ice Evil or Very Mad ), I've learned just a 'little' in the meantime. I've not necessarily become a better skier but I believe I've learned a lot about why I'm not and can now apply that to future practice.

We have a very 'catholic' membership and to the delight of myself (and I'm sure many others), there are some very skilled or talented snowHeads that have been very magnanimous . . . if sometimes, a little obscure wink . . . in their willingness to offer informed insight into the sport we aspire to enjoy.

So, do your fellow snowheads . . .

1: Intimidate you?
2: Inspire you?
3: Make you horny?
4: Make you p*ss yourself?
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are?


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Masque wrote:
1: Intimidate you?
2: Inspire you?
3: Make you horny?
4: Make you p*ss yourself?
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are?


All of those in varying degrees except for one.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
rob@rar, you know you want me . . .
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1: A few
2: A lot
3: Some
4: hangovers, indegestion & blurred vision have all featured but not incontinency
6: quite the opposite.
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Masque wrote:
rob@rar, you know you want me . . .

Damn, found out again...
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rob@rar, your name better be Roberta Confused
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Masque, you beat me to it for my part II to the converse of delusional thread wink I would say 5
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1. No
2. Some
3. No
4. A few
5. Yes
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So, do your fellow snowheads . . .

1: Intimidate you? Some do.
2: Inspire you? More do.
3: Make you horny? Depends on how much I've had to drink.
4: Make you p*ss yourself? What, laughing? See above.
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are? No, I know I'm not.
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JT wrote:
8 Give you toothache

Just tell me who's smacked you in the mouth and I'll punish him (or her Shocked ) severely wink .
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
maggi,

No...it is the incessant sound that is like a dentist's drill..
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
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So, do your fellow snowheads . . .
1: Intimidate you? No, but I am in awe of the knowledge and ability of some
2: Inspire you? Most Definitely
3: Make you horny? Most folks I have met are really top people. I have also met some that secretly make me horny
4: Make you p*ss yourself? Always had good bladder control.
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are? I was not an dweeb BEFORE snowheads Embarassed
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Masque wrote:


So, do your fellow snowheads . . .

1: Intimidate you? No
2: Inspire you? Sometimes
3: Make you horny? I'm married to one
4: Make you p*ss yourself? Laughing
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are? For sure
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
1. The odd one or two do.
2. Oh aye. Beating FTS in the EOSB race really motivates me Wink
3. Some do yes. "me so horny, love you long time, 10 dollar" Wink
4. Certainly do. A finer bunch of people, it is hard to find.
5. Got too much on me plate being fat than trying to be a nerd, so no.
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1. a bit
2. sometimes
3. no comment (see post above)
4. that's what Tena lady is for
5. can't spend enough time on line to be a dweeb- but am married to one
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Charlatanefc wrote:
2. Oh aye. Beating FTS in the EoSB race really motivates me Wink
I hate to admit it but that nano second gap really p!ssed me off. Once a competitive streak has been established in your mind it is impossible to get rid of.
I knew we were quite close on the first run , so despite the poor conditions on the second run, I really went for it. I was creaming it and then turned into the 5th last gate too late and virtualy had to ski uphill to get to the 4th last gate. I swear that the tears were flowing as I crossed the line and I swore at the top of my voice from the moment I knew the chance was gone.

Of course one had to make out, that one was not bovvered and that one had actually been using the gates as an exercise in improving ones pole plant Very Happy .
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Of course one had to make out, that one was not bovvered and that one had actually been using the gates as an exercise in improving ones pole plant Very Happy .


Laughing
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Masque wrote:

So, do your fellow snowheads . . .

1: Intimidate you? -Not at all, grand bunch particularly 'in the flesh' but Am in awe of knowledge , ability and achievement of many; even more so that folks like Martin Bell and the instructors are prepared to share their knowledge here
2: Inspire you? Yes ..again even more so in the flesh ...the genuine bonhomie at the end of MSB race will stay forever, knowing Flskier has only skied about as long as as me really inspires/hacks off!
3: Make you horny? Edit - No ( she's behind me !) Masque .... go get yourself a GF, you're getting worse Twisted Evil
4: Make you p*ss yourself? some stuff here is really funny!
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are?Too arrogant to admit it PS what is a dweeb ? Can't better Kitty's reply anyway !
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Frosty the Snowman, I seem to recall we fell at exactly the same place on the second run. I reckon it was sabotage, you knew I was going much faster and purposely made a crater for me to fall into Wink
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Charlatanefc, COUGH COUGH. What is this WE fell business. World Cup races are the best of 2 runs. Unlike some I managed to post 2 times Very Happy . Complete stop - Yes, Fall - NO. Toofy Grin
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Frosty the Snowman, you obviously weren't skiing hard enough then Wink It was my only one of the week, I may add (in fact, I think I only had 2 all season)
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Charlatanefc, 2 falls - impressive. Don't forget to add the 6 submissions Shocked wink

Bowling balls don't often fall over. Shame the same can't be said of the "skittles" that you run into from time to time Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman, nobody ever told me it WASN'T a full contact sport Wink
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I was creaming it and then turned into the 5th last gate too late and virtualy had to ski uphill to get to the 4th last gate. I swear that the tears were flowing


Yep, I was pretty tearful at that point. My ribs really were hurting.
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Quote:

1: Intimidate you?
2: Inspire you?
3: Make you horny?
4: Make you p*ss yourself?
5: Open your eyes to realise just how sad an internet dweeb you are?


1. No - however, much some folks might try wink
2. Yes
3. Not the discussions. Physically I haven't met many yet, but on the strength of those I have met you're a fairly 'fit' bunch of individuals
wink (the chaps of course)
4. No
5. Yes, can't believe the amount of time I spend on here - its getting me into bother at home sometimes when mother thinks there are 'better' things that I should be doing.

Can I also add another positive vote for Martin Bell's contributions, I too think it says a huge amount for this forum for someone of his standing to contribute to our discussions - top guy in my book!! Very Happy
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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With respect to 4 above , may I point out to the community that the self-proposed lard-back bottoms aren't doing a bad job on this thread ...


Respect ... especially as I'd need a ringer to get within +150 % of you in terms of a slalom( and I checked your times before you start acting dumb !!! )
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Nickski, .... Laughing Laughing Laughing

... velly solly ..... Frosty the Snowman, .... Toofy Grin
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BernardC, Nickski, Which was funnier? The thought of me thinking I was going fast, or...... or.......or Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Embarassed
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