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N.I. Shoite Report

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Tis the slurry spreading season once again and most fields a benefiting from a good coverage at the moment.

Some resorts are boasting terrain parks carved out from poultry litter.

Shoite softens easliy on the afternoon sun.

You guessed it:

Best shoite on Upper slopes Very Happy
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
johnboy, we bow to you o master of shoite Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Mostly greeny brown runs there then?
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There'll be a real stink if things don't improve...
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Northern Ireland's dairy cows produce 20 million gallons of shoite per week.

Just needed to share that with you.
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Thats only fractionally less than the politicians talk.
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johnboy, is that per cow? Shocked
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Wear The Fox Hat, that's a pat response.
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johnboy, That statistic's pure BS!
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johnboy wrote:
Northern Ireland's dairy cows produce 20 million gallons of shoite per week.

Just needed to share that with you.

and the Bulls produce how much shoite, if the women are producing that much the blokes Must be producing more Laughing Laughing
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Calculations based on a population of 250,000 dairy cows. Bulls not included, but they produce far less shoite than cows.
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Bulls not included, but they produce far less shoite than cows.

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