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Should we use polls?


Should we make use of this handy polling facility?
Yes
80%
 80%  [ 24 ]
No
13%
 13%  [ 4 ]
Don't know (well, there's always going to be a few!)
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
Voted : 8
Total Votes : 30

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
You decide!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Look, you can add a post to the poll as well!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
So how about a poll to decide if we should use a poll to decide if we use polls?
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That way madness lies!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Business as usual then Smile
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On behalf of DaManagment I'd like to say we whole-heartedly encourage the use of poles - though obviously not when snowboarding.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Are we doing the proportional representaion poll or the first past the post?

......I do love all these whizzy gizmoes you get on these posh sites....looks like there will be very little marking done this weekend! rolling eyes
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And even the poll setter is not allowed to vote twice - that's not fair Mad
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Nothing to stop you registering as 'Ian Hopkinson mark2' is there? Wink
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Its the lack of cunning like that which has resulted in the position I am in today!
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
No
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Gotcha - - - did you check the post dates ?? Overnight a few 'dead' threads have resurfaced so I thought I'd bump what seems to be the oldest on the board snowHead snowHead
Lovely stuff from the heady days when snowHeads founder members were finding their way around phpbb. Look how much activity there was over a weekend.
And relevant in that we still rarely take Polls seriously !!!!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
I didn't even check the post dates Embarassed ...................I didn't exist then.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I never did work out what ploes were for. That's why I bought snowblades.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Rich Goodliffe wrote:
I never did work out what ploes were for. That's why I bought snowblades.


I dont know what "ploes" are for either NehNeh
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I'm not really dyslexic. Once went to a toga party dressed as a goat though.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
(Fox, I think you have heard this one, so please excuse the re-tread.)

The Answer is: "Alexander Graham Kowalski"

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The Question is: "Who was the world's first telephone Pole"

If you want to comment negatively on the quality of this joke, blame the U.S. late night talk show host, Johnny Carson.

Of course, if you want to comment positively on it, I'll be happy to take credit for remembering it.

Mr. Green

Tom / PM
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Physicsman, excellent. There's an Inevitable Joke Thread if you have more like that. Cool
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Sorry about the misplacement, but I saw the word, "poll", in the title, saw how it slowly evolved into (lowercase) "pole", and just couldn't stop myself from re-telling this corny old joke.

Tom / PM
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I think it smacks of racism to use Poles ….equality for all Europeans… Laughing

Oh, you mean ski poles, Polish people, poles to hold telephone cables, survey poles ??? Confused
I’m confused …..long day… very tired… need sleep…
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Ian Hopkinson,

The curse of our time.......interactivity.....
Text this, text that......vote for your favourite pop song, ruined castle, portugese lady boy etc.....

Why can't the media do it's job and ENTERTAIN us, not rely on us to fill up their airtime with unwanted or uninterseting opinions.

Suppose I'm doing just that now........ ah well, a bit of duplicity never harmed anyone.....
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Hywel, and also by texting etc pay their blooming wages for complete bobins programmes!!!!
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Physicsman, no apologies necessary for your great diversion. I was merely inviting more of the same on the Joke thread. Not complaining at all. Cheers snowHead
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