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Wearing sunglasses with a helmet is a sin.

Twisted Evil
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
That's right. It comes somewhere between lust and sloth.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
what, goggles or nowt?
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Makes you look like Robocop I was told when I did it.
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parlor, it's not a sin, but it's a stupid dwarf.
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David Goldsmith wrote:
That's right. It comes somewhere between lust and sloth.

Depends what's under the helmet.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Wear The Fox Hat, it must be a sin, witness the temple irritation.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
comprex, Laughing
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... its also painful having the frame squashed between your ear and head!

FenlandSkier, I would have taken that as a compliment ... I am sure robocop would ski very well!
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It wasn't a skiing trip though, we were canoeing. In my defence I must point out they weren't so much sunglasses as wraparound cycling style ones.
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So is a helmet with stick on ears unless you still get free milk at school
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Bang on Parlor. What next - skiing less than 85mm waist means you're a punter (unless you're in race training)?
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fatbob, Shocked 85mm Shocked they *still* makes skis with 85mm waist Wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
parlor, yeah, they are not designed to be skiied, only to be tested on indoor slopes... Laughing
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fatbob, skiing less than 201cm makes you a punter unless you're racing...
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bindings that start below 15 make you a punter.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Straight poles make you a punter
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paying for your skis makes you a punter.
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Quote:
Wearing sunglasses with a helmet is a sin.


and

Quote:
So is a helmet with stick on ears unless you still get free milk at school


Awe, cummon guys - stop dissing my ski outfit NehNeh
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Wear The Fox Hat, Nope, skiing with bindings set to more than the lowest they go and doing up your buckles on your boots makes you a punter.
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
bindings that start below 15 make you a punter.


For sure. I ski on Marker WCs 18-30.

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David Murdoch, Bindings are sent from the factory set to the middle of the range, why slacken them off ?
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rjs wrote:
David Murdoch, Bindings are sent from the factory set to the middle of the range, why slacken them off ?


Yeah David??? Or you a punter too?

RJS --> what do you mean? read the posts ^^^ Wink
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paying for ski carriage or servicing.
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parlor, I read the previous posts.

When race bindings are sent to you from the factory they are not on the minimum setting.

Do Marker 18-30 bindings stay on your feet when you start ?
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One piece suits make you a punter. Unless you're a heli guide.
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David Murdoch, or you can actually wear a skin tight one without looking like a telly tubby.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
rjs, I think parlor, just means the whole thread is a bit tongue in cheek wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Discussing what makes you a punter makes you a punter.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Masque, you've been raiding my secret photos again haven't you.

rjs, why tighten them up?
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