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Rossignol B2 = Volkswagen Golf

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Nope...I've driven Golfs and they are good cars.
I've ridden B2's and they are.....
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parlor, is this following on from my comments about Salomon and BMW?
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parlor, I think that you probably have a point, they're both the obvious and somewhat unadventurous choice, although not necessarily a bad one.

I bought mine because I was skiing much more often and I'd enjoyed skiing on them when I'd had them as hire skis. I would probably buy something different these days.
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...which variant?

I mean, are you saying the B2 is like a base model 1.6, or it's like the R32?
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Wear The Fox Hat, I would say something like the Gti.
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Kramer, I would say something like the 1.6 base model. Possibly with a wheel missing.

Just kidding wink

the B2 is definitely a Renault. Possibly a Clio.
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David Murdoch, presumably sans va va voom ?
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David Murdoch, I would have said a Megane, but yes, I can see the Renault similarities.
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I'd say it was definitely the GTi. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's an escort.
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comprex, that means nothing to us UK snowHeads.
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'I'd say it was definitely the GTi. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's an escort.'


Or even any good. Which is not a reflection on rhe B2 which is a good alrounder. However its not a Porsche or a scooby doo.
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OK I like this game

Volkl Sumo = Hummer H2
Gotama = Land Rover Discovery
Mantra= Freelander
Public Enemy = Rav 4
Tele mounting raises credibility = Defender
Metron B5 = Mazda MX5/Miyata wink

Armada (any model) = Citroen Saxo with bodykit
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
parlor, is this following on from my comments about Salomon and BMW?


No, this has been on my mind for a while now.

I agree with almost all of the comments. Kramer is closest to my reason for posting though. I was more interested in what it would produce.

The game is quite good though... Nice one fatbob
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fatbob, have you ever picked up a B5? I would have thought they were more like a base model Scooby, with a full body kit, and gold wheels.
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Isn't the B2 more of a Grand Scenic rather than a clio
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B2 = Golf 1.9TDI


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David Murdoch wrote:
the B2 is definitely a Renault. Possibly a Clio.


Does the B2 also need servicing more often?
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fatbob, have you ever picked up a B5? I would have thought they were more like a base model Scooby, with a full body kit, and gold wheels.


I was thinking more along the lines of quite small and (whisper it..) bit hairdresserish.
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fatbob, Suzuki Vitara, in white. With pink bits.
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Kramer, Chevy Malibu is the Barbie-style doll that features in 'The Simpsons'.
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Latchigo,
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wasn't that Malibu Stacy?

</Smithers voice>
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At one time Yamaha used to make skis (my roomate used to ski on them when I was in Scotland). And maybe they still do.

I guess this appealed to people who liked to think of their skis as motorbikes, or grand pianos.
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Stormrider DP = BMW X5
Stormrider TT = BMW X3

Legend Pro = Volvo XC90
8800 = Volvo XC70
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There must be some TVR skis out there - Fast, noisy, macho with a rear end that might kill you if you're not on your game.
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parlor I'm pretty sure the bmw x3 has nothing on the x5. Its made in austria, not germany and is pretty bad at everything really, including going off road.

I would think the b2 is more of a ford mondeo, a rep mobile. Its decent enough, but doesn't really excite. It does what it says on the tin, a ronseal quick drying wood stain of the ski world.
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parlor, I like the X3 in longer sizes.
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Edmundh009, so buy the DP Wink You've got to be really dull to buy a Ford Mondeo, Kramer had it right.

fatbob, Laughing Fischer RC4 Vacuum (flouro green) = TVR Tuscan

Twin Tips = Diesels (they both have an annoying spray out the back)
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Rossi B2 = torsional rigidity of a noodle. Eugh :/ Sorry but I love bashing B2's after wasting 2 months sliding on a pair Evil or Very Mad
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rockyrobin, have you tried pocket rockets? (Which I think are Jeep Grand Cherokees)
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Wear The Fox Hat, Fraid I haven't. I'm always trying skis that my instructors say I SHOULD be skiing so now tend not to demo and just adapt my technique to the recommended ski. Usually works out fine.
Pocket rockets are Salomon, yeah? They sound very similar to my Karmas without the twin tip. Anyway I must not try out any more skis with my track record Laughing
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rockyrobin wrote:
Pocket rockets are Salomon, yeah? They sound very similar to my Karmas without the twin tip. Anyway I must not try out any more skis with my track record Laughing


Think Karmas without a spine.

Or B2s over cooked noodles.

Start off with limp spaghetti. Remove the starch. Now you're getting close.
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Is this Pseuds' Corner or something?
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Wear The Fox Hat, Hehe, be careful Wink Won't be long before someone is along to defend their trusty steed, then you'll be sorry Laughing
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rockyrobin, admin has a pair. Je ne regret rein (apart from not learning French better)
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David Goldsmith, You been reading Private Eye? Hehe, it's all a bit of harmless fun. Bit like me calling my mate Spyderjon's B5's "snowlerblades" Laughing Anyway i've been told my Goaty's are gay before now.


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Wear The Fox Hat, yes, very like grand cherokees, except cherokees are better skis.

Sophie's mum has an authentic pair of Lamborghini skis!!
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What kind of a car would those Volant skis with the stainless steel top sheet be?
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David Murdoch, i'm thinking the US softer suspension version as well...
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