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Treasure Hunt 2025

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Well, this has become a bit of a tradition now. Welcome to this upcoming season's Van Kleist Treasure Hunt!

A little background: A few years ago, after something I did at work made its way to a confession on Simon Mayo's radio programme, I made up a spoof artist, Van Kleist. Pre-pandemic I did a treasure hunt for a laugh, The Hunt For The Golden FOKERs (Friend Of Kleist, Evocative Recogniser). The hunt prizes were medals, on gold ribbons, put in small black plastic boxes and hidden around the UK. Cost me a couple of quid to put together, and some time to drive to wherever to hide them, but it was well worth it. Six Golden FOKERs were hidden, and by working out a fiendishly clever and complicated clue, they could be found (think geocaching, but you keep what you find). It was totally free, no subscriptions, no personal details needed, nothing. Just find it, and it was yours. It got really popular, and then.... pandemic.

So, with that in mind, a couple of years ago I got back into skiing, and thought that for poops and giggles Van Kleist would set up a new treasure hunt, The Hunt For The Wild FOKERs. More spoof medals, put in plastic boxes with labels on, hidden around Saalbach/Hinterglemm in Austria. I'd ski to somewhere interesting, attach the box to a post, or tree, or something, with a big zip tie, get a ‘what3words’ reference, and a photo of the location and put it online. It was something different for people to do than just ski, get on a lift, get off, ski to the next lift, get on, get off, ski... rinse and repeat. It was the same as before: free of charge, no names, details, or data to be harvested. You find it, it's all yours to be taken off the mountain. It turned out to be as popular as the ones in the UK. I put four out, and each one was found pretty quickly.

Last season's hunt, 'Well That Takes The Biscuit!' was in Söll, Austria, and again, was really popular. This time, however, the last one wasn't found until the end of April, by someone on a hiking holiday. They had to dodge traffic and mountain bikers on the mountain tracks by then, but they were rewarded with the 'Custard Cream of Excellence' medal!

Without further ado, this coming season I'm going to do three hunts, four medals for each one, at three different resorts, and this season's hunt name is 'Time For Some Thrilling Heroics'. 10 points if you recognise what that's from. I think the medals look pretty cool, and just like Dave Allen and his missing finger, the idea is that if someone asks, you've got to make up a story of how you got awarded it, a different one every time. That's why they're called the Super Hero Improbable Tales of Excellence medals. I'm already looking forward to hiding them on the slopes, and seeing how fast they get found. Again, the boxes will be attached using reusable zip ties, so when found please take everything with you. Just remember to post that it’s been found, with a picture, using the QR code supplied to find the Van Kleist FB page. Wear your Van Kleist with pride at apres ski and elsewhere, and you never know, Van Kleist might make a personal appearance, although I doubt they'll be hanging around till snowsports season turns into hiking/MBT season!

And if you want to listen to the original confession:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p062v235
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Not mundane at all. Truly evocative
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The Artist must be congratulated on His forthcoming heroic endeavours.

"Art’s ability to facilitate collective empowerment makes it a powerful tool for creating radical transformation."

So true.....
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Most excellent!!
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@MajorQ,

Listened to the confession - haven't stopped laughing yet Laughing
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Laughing and whatever the "admiration emoticon" is.
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Just finished, packed and labelled the prizes for the first hunt. Four weeks to go!
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Here we go! The first treasure hunt will be on the mountains from Sunday. It's in Obergurgl, near Solden. Four prizes in all, clues given to find each one separately over the coming week. All you need is the what3words app on your phone, and a ski pass!

You don't need to register anywhere.
It's totally free.
There's no data gathering.
Find it, it's yours.

All I ask is that you take everything with you, and have fun!

And if you miss this one, there's another one in four weeks time.
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I'll be on the slopes in Obergurgl from Tuesday. Hoping no one scoops them up too quickly!
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@Herbstein, Good Luck !!
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following with interest, do you "announce" anything or just say from sunday it's live in the Obergurgl area?
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I assume clues are left on the "artists" facebook page?
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I put a link to the directions and pics of prize placement on here for each one, normally the evening after I've gone out and put them in place. I don't put them out all together, but hopefully the first one will be in situ as soon as possible.

But yes, as soon as it's live, I'll put it on here.
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What fun!
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mozwold wrote:
@MajorQ,

Listened to the confession - haven't stopped laughing yet Laughing


I used to love listening to the confessions on R2. My favourite was one about a party line conversation to do with Swapshop, but as a preamble, the confessor felt obliged to remind us all what the telephone systems in the 1970's was like.

Starting with "everybody had their own phone, it was on the corner of the next street", the preamble was priceless. Very Happy Very Happy

He went on to describe how his Mum was on the phone in the hallway (wasn't every phone in a hallway?) whilst he was watching Swapshop on TV in the front room, and shouting instructions to her.
The young neighbour came on the "party line", also trying to get on to swapshop, and his mum pretended to be the receptionist.
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@MajorQ, Don't know where you're based, but it would be fun if there was one somewhere on the Sella Ronda for the Birthday bash.
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Watching with interest as I have just arrived in Obergurgl
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As promised, the Treasure Hunt is now live!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/14vCdiQaum/
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There's a happy face! Well done @DCG.
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@DCG, well played, how many trees did you check before finding it?
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One down, the next has just gone live:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DTNpdxnhJ/
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kitenski wrote:
@DCG, well played, how many trees did you check before finding it?

I identified the broad area last night and as it happened we were skiing not far from there this morning. So, with the help of someone in my group who knew how to use W3W we narrowed it down to a copse of fir trees just a short way off the piste. I looked for tracks but couldn’t see any so just looked closely at the trees - maybe about 6 - and there it was
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Two found (well done Timothy Hodges!), and two to go, here's the clue for the third:

https://www.facebook.com/share/18kjmKrEjj/
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Third one found, congratulations Andy Yool!

Only the fourth and last one to go, so without further ado:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18SiBe8Zrm/
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Great find @DCG, well done
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mozwold wrote:
Great find @DCG, well done

Thanks. Was great fun.
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The fourth and final prize in Obergurgl/Hochgurgl has been found! Congratulations to the appropriately named Jo Snow on finding it, and a massive thank you to everyone who took part.

So, how about another one?

In three weeks time, if you're in the Arlberg area, you too might be able to find a prize...
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@MajorQ, Thank you for all your hard work on this. I am in the same group as Andy and we wore our medals with pride at dinner last night.
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Cool idea, I love a good treasure hunt Laughing

DCG wrote:
we wore our medals with pride at dinner last night

Haha! I love it!
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Here we go again! Stage 2, four more prizes to find!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1HxQvKEtRf/
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Scarlet wrote:
Cool idea, I love a good treasure hunt


I like the idea of a treasure hunt, but the WhatThreeWords thing sounds more like cheating!
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I really like this idea … thank you MajorQ for making the world just a little bit more fun
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PS. There is indeed a real artist called Von Kleist though …

Von Kleinst … I guess he didn’t have a van to distribute his work more widely Very Happy
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Another prize is out there!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bdx4Mxuoa/
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So far, none have been found, but here's another to be discovered. Happy hunting!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/12EGqdku2Ew/
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Last prize for this stage is in place!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18LpFXJ5J2/
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What a cool idea
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Just currently getting the final preparations done, for the final stage of the Treasure Hunt, 'Time For Some Thrilling Heroics'. The last four 'Super Heroic Improbable Tales of Excellence' medals are packed, and will be put in place for discovery as the week progresses. To date, no-one has claimed any of the medals placed around The Arlberg area in Austria, but have any of them been discovered?

And if anyone is heading to Andorra next week, and fancies something different to do, keep your eyes peeled on here!
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