Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Thats 2 words.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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“I have a friend who thinks he may be stout. What can the panel suggest to help…. him?”
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I don't want to live on this planet any more.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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On my way to Avoriaz. I shall call my Preachers fat and see if they are offended.
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Surely satire?
What actually constitutes a fat ski these days anyway? Just like waist sizes the average seems to be bigger than ever.
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The real reason to banish it is that its so broad a church as to be meaningless. The original mass market "fat" skis were the Pocket Rockets at a stupendous 90mm wide. Nowadays that's in piste biased all mountain range while true powder skis are 30mm wider or more.
Sorry for the boring answer the clear answer is just to rename them generously upholstered skis.
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Dave of the Marmottes wrote: |
The real reason to banish it is that its so broad a church as to be meaningless. The original mass market "fat" skis were the Pocket Rockets at a stupendous 90mm wide. Nowadays that's in piste biased all mountain range while true powder skis are 30mm wider or more.
Sorry for the boring answer the clear answer is just to rename them generously upholstered skis. |
Or, just big boned
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Im noticing the Germanism "thick" evolving as a more acceptable version of the F word...
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Reminds me of "As thick as two short planks", which was a subtitute for the hard of thinking.
The first fat skis I tried were Head Monster 88's, and I received comments along the lines of "You're skiing on piste with those", the next were K2 Comback 101's
I would now substitue "Powder" for "Fat"
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You know it makes sense.
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@shiva_71, Thicc seems to be in common use stateside these days, mainly, AFAICT, referring to Hugh Jarse and his friends, and in a positive way, which frankly baffles me. Still, each to their own, I guess.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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I like the ring of "body positive skis"
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Poster: A snowHead
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Surely, the appropriate term is "lardy skis"
I'm not sure the other term "tradditionally built" would work for skis
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I'm a fat b as tard and ski on skinny skis .
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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my wife wants a 'slalom' waist.....
at the moment she's super G.
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As my OH has just pointed out, FatMaps next
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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I think one will find they are called "Phat Skis"
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My vote is Fat Bikes next
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I've been waiting for some pedant to actually point out that "Fat skis" is actually 2 words.........
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@KenX, one like the very first post in reply to the OP?
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PowderAdict wrote: |
My vote is Fat Bikes next |
They were a bit of a fad really. Fun to ride for a little while, but ultimately pretty pointless unless you’re riding sand or snow regularly. They’ll probably just die out in general mountain biking.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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@Richard_Sideways,
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Surely this is a little tongue in cheek?
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porkies
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You know it makes sense.
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my current porkies have a 106 girth
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@tele,
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Should e-bikes be renamed as 'fat bikes'?
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No, perhaps E-bikes should be renamed gay bikes for the un-woke amongst us! (despite them being a very good idea)
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Poster: A snowHead
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Batt-bikes maybe?
If my Prince Fatty albums get renamed as just Prince albums it's going to cause all kinds of confusion in the record collection
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