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Is it time to banish the word Fat Skis?

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https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/02/25/letter-to-the-editor-stop-using-the-term-ft-skis/
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Thats 2 words.
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“I have a friend who thinks he may be stout. What can the panel suggest to help…. him?”
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I don't want to live on this planet any more.
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On my way to Avoriaz. I shall call my Preachers fat and see if they are offended.
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Quoted from publication

"Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Fat Beth from Maine"

I think we've met Very Happy

Completely the wrong end of the stick though, it's always been Phat-skis and with no connection to body shaming etc NehNeh
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Surely satire?

What actually constitutes a fat ski these days anyway? Just like waist sizes the average seems to be bigger than ever.
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The real reason to banish it is that its so broad a church as to be meaningless. The original mass market "fat" skis were the Pocket Rockets at a stupendous 90mm wide. Nowadays that's in piste biased all mountain range while true powder skis are 30mm wider or more.

Sorry for the boring answer the clear answer is just to rename them generously upholstered skis.
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Surely satire?
No. Deadly serious in the context of the world we live in - Roald Dahl book rewrites etc wink

We just can't have kids - or skis - called fat any more. It's far too harmful rolling eyes

And now it's classic Ladybird books that could be for the chop Shocked

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The publisher is said to have identified ‘outdated or harmful’ characters and plots. Industry insiders say issues include too many blonde-haired, blue-eyed protagonists, fears of class discrimination, a lack of racially diverse main characters and ageism as villains are often old and ugly, The Sunday Telegraph claimed. ‘Love at first sight’ could be axed so children learn looks alone do not make someone worthy of romance. Damsels in distress could also go.
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Dave of the Marmottes wrote:
The real reason to banish it is that its so broad a church as to be meaningless. The original mass market "fat" skis were the Pocket Rockets at a stupendous 90mm wide. Nowadays that's in piste biased all mountain range while true powder skis are 30mm wider or more.

Sorry for the boring answer the clear answer is just to rename them generously upholstered skis.


Or, just big boned Laughing
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Im noticing the Germanism "thick" evolving as a more acceptable version of the F word...
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Reminds me of "As thick as two short planks", which was a subtitute for the hard of thinking.

The first fat skis I tried were Head Monster 88's, and I received comments along the lines of "You're skiing on piste with those", the next were K2 Comback 101's

I would now substitue "Powder" for "Fat" rolling eyes
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@shiva_71, Thicc seems to be in common use stateside these days, mainly, AFAICT, referring to Hugh Jarse and his friends, and in a positive way, which frankly baffles me. Still, each to their own, I guess.
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I like the ring of "body positive skis"
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Surely, the appropriate term is "lardy skis"

I'm not sure the other term "tradditionally built" would work for skis
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I'm a fat b as tard and ski on skinny skis .
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my wife wants a 'slalom' waist.....
at the moment she's super G.
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As my OH has just pointed out, FatMaps next Laughing
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I think one will find they are called "Phat Skis" Laughing
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My vote is Fat Bikes next rolling eyes
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I've been waiting for some pedant to actually point out that "Fat skis" is actually 2 words.........
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@KenX, one like the very first post in reply to the OP?
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PowderAdict wrote:
My vote is Fat Bikes next rolling eyes


They were a bit of a fad really. Fun to ride for a little while, but ultimately pretty pointless unless you’re riding sand or snow regularly. They’ll probably just die out in general mountain biking.
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PowderAdict wrote:
My vote is Fat Bikes next rolling eyes

Should e-bikes be renamed as 'fat bikes'? Laughing
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Surely this is a little tongue in cheek?
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porkies
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my current porkies have a 106 girth
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Should e-bikes be renamed as 'fat bikes'?


No, perhaps E-bikes should be renamed gay bikes for the un-woke amongst us! Shocked (despite them being a very good idea)
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Batt-bikes maybe?

If my Prince Fatty albums get renamed as just Prince albums it's going to cause all kinds of confusion in the record collection
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