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Sorry but since when exactly do ski instructors talk about "pizza slices" rather than snowploughs? My kids recently started learning and I now hear of this new terminology.

Wtf was wrong with the term "snowplough"? Was it not "diverse" enough and offended someone???

Talk of pizzas should end here right now. Laughing
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I like it. Something the kids can relate to when they have no idea what a snow plough is. Appreciate it may blow your and other peoples' minds though. Very Happy
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Yuuuummm, pizza Laughing Laughing
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Pizza slice and fries is more relatable to a child compared with snow plough and parallel Puzzled
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@Pyramus, 'Merica, innit. Madeye-Smiley


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Pizza slices, Julian, not chips!


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@Pyramus, they're probably on commission for every group they take into the mountain pizza emporium. What next? Tartiflette Turn? Fondue Flop? Diot Idiot Incursion*?

* off pister suddenly rejoins piste without looking up or down the piste
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Yes, I do sometimes use pizza and fries/chips for British or US-influenced kids, who have grown up with the concept that a pizza is something that comes in wedge-shaped slices. Couple that with the fact that many of them would never have encountered a snowplough, so that terminology would be alien.

I don't like it myself, but if it works then why not?

Many Europeans, and particularly adults, are much more used to pizzas being circular, and are also likely to be more aware of snowploughs (from driving) so I find that plough/parallel often works better for them. Younger kids often don't know what parallel means, so it's better to use the much simpler analogy they can get their heads round.


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All this dumbing down of terminology is doing no-one any good.

If they had to change why not “slice of flan” and “julienne of carrot”?

Surely as relatable?
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@Alastair Pink, love it. Never heard the terms used for skiing before, but I can see why it works.
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They have square microwave pizzas here in Sweden so that would definitely mess the kids up...
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When was the last time you saw a wedge shaped snowplough?? They're nearly all straight, angled blades these days.

Pizza / fries has been around for as long as I can remember.


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“slice of flan”


Come on...who under 60 has ever made a flan...? Laughing
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Personally I think it was a retrograde step when they dropped the term "stem christie"..... Madeye-Smiley
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Was it not "diverse" enough and offended someone???


Well, it seems to have now. Come and take up snowboarding; its less rage-inducing, and if you find you're 'pizzaing' something has gone very wrong indeed.
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@Pyramus, they're probably on commission for every group they take into the mountain pizza emporium. What next? Tartiflette Turn? Fondue Flop? Diot Idiot Incursion*?

* off pister suddenly rejoins piste without looking up or down the piste
Laughing

I've certainly made a complete dog's dinner of some piste or other manoeuvre over the years. Embarassed
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Pizza is not only used in skiing, on dive rescue courses the "victim" shouts PIZZA! to be rescued rather than HELP! so as not to alert the actual rescue services of other divers nearby.
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@prometheus, does that not cause confusion to aquatic pizza delivery services though?
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ster wrote:
All this dumbing down of terminology is doing no-one any good.

If they had to change why not “slice of flan” and “julienne of carrot”?

Surely as relatable?


Yes exactly!! Laughing

Seems like US terminology on this has become global which is unfortunate.

How about a European version? "Slice of sachertorte" and "Mille Feuille"
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Pizza / fries has been around for as long as I can remember.

I first heard the terms "Pizza slice" and "French Fries" about 25 years ago.

I'm with Alister Pink - bring back Stem Christie. Toofy Grin

Then of course there is the "Royal Christie": https://www.allenrsmith.com/How%20to%20Do%20a%20Royal%20Christie%20on%20Skis.pdf
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I like having the Stem Christie in the tool bag, too. Not used often - but can get me out of jail.
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@Alastair Pink,
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Personally I think it was a retrograde step when they dropped the term "stem christie"


Didn't know it had been dropped. Who had the authority to? Puzzled
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I use this all the time.

Pizza = ploughing
Chips = parallel.

Pizza chips etc. kids get it.

Plough , parallel. WTF

It could mean parallel to me or to the hill or skis. Chips = chips Happy

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@Richard_Sideways, surely you do hot dogging.
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Come and take up snowboarding; its less rage-inducing, and if you find you're 'pizzaing' something has gone very wrong indeed

Ploughing the M1 through the mashed potato then Wink
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@GlasgowCyclops, hot dogging? Sounds more like a skier pastime.

speaking of which - wft is a Stem Christie? Or a Royal Christie? Sounds like something sickly you order in shots at the bar.
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Legend. wrote:
ster wrote:
“slice of flan”


Come on...who under 60 has ever made a flan...? Laughing


Depends, do you mean flan (scambled eggs in a pastry tray) or, assuming France, flan (a custard tart with enough gelatine to use as a building material)? If the latter the last one I had was made as a long thing 'tube' and cut into rectangular slices...



And never mind the pizza/french fries thing, hop from France to Austria and you'll hear ski instructors shouting "fighters" and "bombers" at their little ski school trains. A true double-take moment the first time we heard that one Smile
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"fighters" and "bombers"

yeah but.... which is which?
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Richard_Sideways wrote:
@GlasgowCyclops, hot dogging? Sounds more like a skier pastime.

speaking of which - wft is a Stem Christie? Or a Royal Christie? Sounds like something sickly you order in shots at the bar.

Don't worry about it, as Sondre Norheim knew nothing about new fangled Snowboards, which only appeared 100 years later. Toofy Grin
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When I first heard "pizza" and "fries" used in skiing (2 years ago) I thought the instructor was asking the child what they wanted for dinner.

These terms are very confusing especially for English children who are properly wondering what "fries" are. When did that term start being used for spaghetti?
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These terms are very confusing especially for English children who are properly wondering what "fries" are.

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I thought "pizza slice" was a massive improvement.

The "snow plough" word was just like that "stem christie" type speak, something from ancient times which oldsters banged on about. It smelt bad and was something to get away from as quickly as possible, like boy scout leaders.

The US people used to call wedge turns... wedge turns, which I also thought was a more sensible name.

I'm not sure what percentage of snow ploughs push snow both ways, but most of them I encounter are at a single angle of attack.
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These terms are very confusing especially for English children who are properly wondering what "fries" are


I feel like most kids know what fries are tbh. Especially as both are used in the UK now, fries being the thin ones like you get at McDonalds or with Steak Frites, and chips being the chunkier ones which are more traditional in the UK.
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Mjit wrote:
Austria and you'll hear ski instructors shouting "fighters" and "bombers" at their little ski school trains. A true double-take moment the first time we heard that one Smile


Ah-ha....the good old Vulcan bomber!! 100% going to get the kids into this terminology. Who needs pizza when you can shout "vulcan bomber!" at the little snotty nosed brats!
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I'm not sure what percentage of snow ploughs push snow both ways


Snow ploughs on trains push both ways, road ploughs only push to the left (or right in countries who drive on the wrong side) so they don't just push it onto the other side of the road or shower snow onto oncoming traffic
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Yeah! Pizza NehNeh
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@Legend., butbutbut... bombers traditionally fly in line astern formation to put bombs on target, while fighters fly in v-formation...
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NBH wrote:
Pizza slice and fries is more relatable to a child compared with snow plough and parallel Puzzled


Pizza and chips made a massive difference in understanding to our youngest this year.

It also proved a good incentive to get him down an icy Folyeres for lunch!
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I still use the term stem christie. In fact I'm a sod for doing it after a long day and my weaker leg is knackered on a steep bit! And I totally get pizza and chips.
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