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mista wrote:
Honda Kitty wrote:
55mph


and I've been considerably faster than that on my board.


Haven't.










Laughing
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Honda Kitty wrote:
mista wrote:
Honda Kitty wrote:
55mph


and I've been considerably faster than that on my board.


Haven't.










Laughing


Oh ok, I'm finally linking turn after 3 seasons, please dont tell me I cant even do that Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?


I challenge you to a race.

It's the only way to settle this.

Choose your weapon.

Board - Car or Motorbike?

Very Happy

P.S. My Dad is bigger than yours so you better not win ok.
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Honda Kitty wrote:
My Dad is bigger than yours so you better not win ok.


Bike it is then, I have a pushbike I got when I was 15 with a buckled back wheel. Even though it has 21 gears (significantly more than your 'motorised'bike) you can hopefully manage to win without even having to break any road safety rules rolling eyes
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OK

That settles it - I'll use my blades to give you a fighting chance.

Be warned, I'm an anarchist & have a blatant disregard for any sort of rules so expect me to break them.

Please don't turn up in your dayglo safety bib either - I can't bear bright colours.

It does sound like you have all the gears and no idea Wink
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Oi !!!! Honda Kitty, one of those cd's was mine (and very good it is too)!!! lol

Now play nice with the small boy, and dont scratch him with those sharp claws!! Twisted Evil
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10 days till I get my new bike - been 7 yrs since I sold the old CBR with a tear in my eye Crying or Very sad
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Honda Kitty wrote:
Be warned, I'm an anarchist & have a blatant disregard for any sort of rules so expect me to break them.


Tsk rolling eyes

I shall be wearing white as it is easily visible. Aged 13 I once attended a cycling safety course in the car park of my school so beware of my dazzling skills on my bike... Shocked
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Safety, safety, safety!

What's with the safety obsession.... are you sure you snowboard?

Come on 'fess up...... the nearest you get to snow or ice is watching curling on tv.

Wink
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Nells wrote:
small boy


rats, it got out!
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This one time a big boy chucked a snowball at my head Sad
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Honda Kitty, Mogul field, piste, off piste, pissed or sober I'll kick ur sorry back bottom on a board with ollies and aeriels to boot. Looking to forward to real Apres though. I have knee injury after an early December sojourn but would be definitely be up for PSB - fancy putting ur money where .... Twisted Evil
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saxabar, You're on......

But please refer back my earlier statement, made on the 'how do you know when you're an intermediate?" thread. Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
If anyone was putting money on it I would be up for a race on a board and I'd waste the lot of you. Unfortunately the next time I will be seeing real snow wont be for another couple of months or so.
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saxabar wrote:
Looking to forward to real Apres though......but would be definitely be up for PSB - fancy putting ur money where .... Twisted Evil




OOOOHHHHHH can I be the referee Twisted Evil

BE WARNED fancy dress would be compulsory


AND us Surrey girls know how to party!!!!! NehNeh Very Happy
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Nells wrote:
AND us Surrey girls know how to party!!!!! NehNeh Very Happy

Of course you do if sugar Daddy's paying.
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Masque wrote:
Nells wrote:
AND us Surrey girls know how to party!!!!! NehNeh Very Happy

Of course you do if sugar Daddy's paying.


No sugar daddies for us girls, they cant cut it playing twister!!!!

All the excitement and the champagne tends to play havoc with their beta blockers wink Very Happy
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Nells wrote:
No sugar daddies for us girls, they cant cut it playing twister!!!!

All the excitement and the champagne tends to play havoc with their beta blockers wink Very Happy


Sounds like you need a good toyboy. NehNeh
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mista wrote:
Sounds like you need a good toyboy. NehNeh


I'd rather have a bad toyboy Twisted Evil
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Shocked Very Happy wink Cool
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mista wrote:
If anyone was putting money on it I would be up for a race on a board and I'd waste the lot of you. Unfortunately the next time I will be seeing real snow wont be for another couple of months or so.


I'll be Bourg way in the next month getting some Tignes race practice for PSB (also finishing dumb PhD). I dare any boarder to try and catch me. I can do some airborne stuff, but testies in hand, none of you will catch me on landed snow. Feel free to try and prove me wrong Laughing
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Masque wrote:
Nells wrote:
AND us Surrey girls know how to party!!!!! NehNeh Very Happy

Of course you do if sugar Daddy's paying.


Sugar Daddy?

Oh yes,of course... you haven't seen the other photos have you?

Nells is right... if the twister & champagne didn't finish them off, the space hoppers certainly would!

Prior to partying with us, there's a full medical & fitness test to pass & disclaimer to sign.

Twisted Evil
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saxabar wrote:
PSB


What's that? I am faster than most good skiers, I carve or straightline pretty much anything natural or switch, maybe not faster than racers but I'd have a pop Twisted Evil
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Honda Kitty, would that be nurse outfit and cough and drop test? Toofy Grin
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saxabar, No it's the tutu & rugby socks, space hopper & heart monitor test.

wink
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mista wrote:
saxabar wrote:
PSB


What's that? I am faster than most good skiers, I carve or straightline pretty much anything natural or switch, maybe not faster than racers but I'd have a pop Twisted Evil


Then we could have some fun ripping ponces out of their GPS positioned Atomics. PSB (pre-season-bash) means that mods find somewhere cool for us to blag to test our typing skills for real. Don't worry, I'll buy you the first vin chaud whilst waiting assuming I get a pint or a hefty nip of airport whisky later Toofy Grin
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saxabar wrote:
nurse outfit


hmmm might have one or two of these somwhere wink


Honda Kitty, dont forget the trick with the latex gloves Very Happy
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
This could get INTERESTING . . .
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You know it makes sense.
saxabar wrote:
mista wrote:
saxabar wrote:
PSB


What's that? I am faster than most good skiers, I carve or straightline pretty much anything natural or switch, maybe not faster than racers but I'd have a pop Twisted Evil


Then we could have some fun ripping ponces out of their GPS positioned Atomics. PSB (pre-season-bash) means that mods find somewhere cool for us to blag to test our typing skills for real. Don't worry, I'll buy you the first vin chaud whilst waiting assuming I get a pint or a hefty nip of airport whisky later Toofy Grin


I had a nice fall this season ending up in a hernia a damaged knee a broken rib and a delaminating board. I'm not really capable of much on my board at the moment. When I am fully healed then I am hoping to get off to South America to get some riding in then travel around for a bit. Then I'll be over in Meribel for next season. If you have any snowheads meetings in the 3V's this coming season I could come along and kick some rear behind back rumps... Twisted Evil
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Honda Kitty, I've seen the photos, let's all try to make it too the PSB next November. SkiBod, a lady skier bud of mine made it for the end of season version. Why shouldn't us fu(k wits make it for next time round?
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Nursey, I'm not sure I know that trick.... Puzzled

Forget the PSB - I'm thinking we need to have a SFSWUPSB.

Twisted Evil
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What do you need gloves for? Twisted Evil
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
saxabar, You have not seen the photos.

be very afraid.
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mista wrote:


I had a nice fall this season ending up in a hernia a damaged knee a broken rib and a delaminating board. I'm not really capable of much on my board at the moment. When I am fully healed then I am hoping to get off to South America to get some riding in then travel around for a bit. Then I'll be over in Meribel for next season. If you have any snowheads meetings in the 3V's this coming season I could come along and kick some rear behind back rumps... Twisted Evil


The term fu(king ouch comes to mind. Although sH snowboard zone is quiet keep us posted as I'm interested in doing stuff in Chile. Without wishing to sound like an ass, Meribel rocks! Just think how many grooves we can bust on wanky skiers skis Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Honda Kitty, I'm always afraid, scary peeps make me feel safe. Love to the Kitty Twisted Evil
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saxabar wrote:
The term fu(king ouch comes to mind. Although sH snowboard zone is quiet keep us posted as I'm interested in doing stuff in Chile. Without wishing to sound like an ass, Meribel rocks! Just think how many grooves we can bust on wanky skiers skis Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I'm hoping to see a few of the resorts in Chile and Argentina, unless I like the first one too much... So I should have some good feedback for people. I have been trying to find out about them but there seems to be hardly anyone that's been over there. I'm thinking Las Lenas, Portillo and Bariloche (mainly cos they're the only ones I've heard of Laughing ) but I might be able to pick up some more local knowledge when I get out there. I just hope the snow is as good this year as it was last year...
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mista, saxabar, Well whatever you two get up to this summer, be sure to come back & post random pictures in here to liven this place up a bit..... Very Happy
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I like the way this thread's now famous Laughing
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Here's a couple of pics from the past season...















and a gratuitous one of my new board that I NEED to ride...

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mista, sweet as, liking the butter shot. Did you get the sH Calendar (with a tasty one of My Blanc)? Whatever two plankers might say, they take awsome photos ....
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