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Scooter in Seattle wrote:
Wow, I hit an artery!

I for one, totally don't understand.

I wouldn't know what to say to all those celebrities. Moreover, if I do have any interest in conversing with them, I'd rather do it over a drink than shouting to each other out on the slope. As for the like of Plake etc? I wouldn't be able to keep up anyway.
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My old PE teacher, Mr Latcham, I was totally hopeless at school sports, football, tennis, athletics etc etc. Mike Latcham used to run the school ski trips (I didn't start skiing till I'd left school) and I think I can be happy with my skiing abilities now.
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Nigel Farage would be another, for different reasons, sooooo satisfying to send him head first ito the slush Laughing
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someone who had recently won 'worlds best ski instructor'
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Bones wrote:
@hang11, Good point Toofy Grin

Living skier - Plake, as mentioned above.

Departed - Probably McConkey.


Think our very own @idris used to ski regularly with Glen Plake and his wife when they lived in Chamonix.

McConkey is a great call!


Picked them up from the airport last week Wink A barrel of laughs. Into motorsport in a big way (class win in Paris Dakar amongs other things)

McConkey, once 18 years ago. He was quite serious, but he was under a time crunch for filming.
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I met Farage post 2016, in the fanciest hotel in Lancashire. He was smoking near my car, looking at it in an offensive fascist manner.
I vaguely hoped he'd drop ash on it and give me an excuse. It didn't happen.

The celeb thing is weird; when I've snowboarded with famous people I pretend I don't know who they are, which
isn't particularly interesting. I don't think I ever met a non-snow celeb who was better than mediocre; some of them
have "issues" which mean they're mostly best avoided.

Riding with famous sports people is good though. The best bit is before anyone knows who they are... which is where you learn not
to make assumptions about people. Like the ski shop guys advising Jennifer Heil that her skis were wrong.
I'm still laughing, not sure if they ever worked it out, mind.

On the OP, I'm collecting them but I missed Sims, so he'd do for dead people.
Otherwise Victoria Jealouse would be good, but don't tell anyone I said that.
Or Tina Basich; I ended up with her brother so don't tell him I was disappointed.
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Orange200 wrote:
I was going to say Bond, just to deploy the Union Flag parachute Smile


Ah, the forgotten Bond. His one and only appearance. I actually thought he was quite good and should have done a few more.
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Plake would be great craic, and McConkey would have been fun, but I would pass on him if I could ski with the great Saucer Boy!!
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stanton and whitegold just to find out if a) they exist and b) they know one end of the ski from the other
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stanton and whitegold just to find out if a) they exist and b) they know one end of the ski from the other


Suspect that would be a major disappointment Shocked
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Nigella Lawson. No idea if she can ski though
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I'd love to ski with Stanton just to see if he actually skis.
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Departed = Rabbie

@DB, good shout. He was a true gent.

I’d like to say Aksel Lund Svindal or Didier Cuche, or (back to the departed) Klammer. But they would all just leave me behind.
I’d love to say Marcel Hirscher, but he’d just leave me behind too.

Having not seen my stepD since pre covid, it’ll be her… even though she also tries to leave me behind. Roll on Christmas in Italy, just hope she makes it back from Canada.
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Departed = Rabbie

@DB, good shout. He was a true gent.

I’d like to say Aksel Lund Svindal or Didier Cuche, or (back to the departed) Klammer. But they would all just leave me behind.
I’d love to say Marcel Hirscher, but he’d just leave me behind too.

Having not seen my stepD since pre covid, it’ll be her… even though she also tries to leave me behind. Roll on Christmas in Italy, just hope she makes it back from Canada.


Think that bombshell might be a bit of news to Der Kaiser.

I've skied with Rahlves - lovely guy but fast like you wouldn't believe even with punters, bumps not even there to him.
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I hope Franz is still alive, not least because a certain ski resort in Austria is still offering the chance to ski with him.

https://www.badkleinkirchheim.at/de/highlights-im-winter/ski-vor-9-mit-franz-klammer/
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Ricky Gervais and Greg Davies. It would be really irritatingly slow skiing but you would never stop laughing.
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Haven't skied for 20 years but a day Snowboarding with

Living - Xavier de le Rue

Departed - Craig Kelly
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@Backcountryboarder, I had a few nice lines this morning on my Rossi xv. Not quite the same, but xav has been seen around my part of the world few times so it might happen for me one day if I hang out on the scary stuff long enough Happy

Not sure I would have the cojones to keep up though Happy
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It would also be nice to ski with Michael Schumacher because that would mean he has recovered. Still a sad situation.
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dode wrote:
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Departed = Rabbie

@DB, good shout. He was a true gent.

I’d like to say Aksel Lund Svindal or Didier Cuche, or (back to the departed) Klammer. But they would all just leave me behind.
I’d love to say Marcel Hirscher, but he’d just leave me behind too.

Having not seen my stepD since pre covid, it’ll be her… even though she also tries to leave me behind. Roll on Christmas in Italy, just hope she makes it back from Canada.


He’s from our local resort (Dachstein West)….watched him training on his home hill (specially prepared) about 3 Winters ago. Hoping to ‘bump’ into him one day.
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If I am.able to clip in again I would definitely want it to be with my wife.

Absolutely no desire to ski with a celeb or some pro that would dissappear over the horizon in a flash
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
If I am.able to clip in again I would definitely want it to be with my wife.

Absolutely no desire to ski with a celeb or some pro that would dissappear over the horizon in a flash


Awww, yer soft bugger… wink Very Happy
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@Dave of the Marmottes, @DB, never been happier to have been mistaken Very Happy
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Dave Ryding, awesome slalom skier. Cool
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@Snowbandit56, yep. Me too
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Sorry I have no heros.
I don't much like skiing alone though.

I like skiing with Newbies and I like skiing with anyone who'll have me along.

I like taking tips from experts and I love sharing them with anyone who needs a pointer.

I need someone to show me the easy way down or push me a bit harder to take a steeper challenge.

I've had a great time skiing with my kids when they were children and I'm particulary looking forward to skiing with
My Granddaughter, I have a feeling she is going to become a very tasty skier.
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The guys I worked with in Serre Che too many years ago with my mate Steve. (I think they are all still alive)

Doug Combes, in La Grave obvs.
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Definitely either Candide or Cody Townsend. They're the only two people I'm a real fan of in skiing, and I think it'd be a real blast skiing with them.
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I (with my wife) once shared a lift in Lech with Madonna, so skied 30 metres with her getting off. Not much of a claim to fame considering I'm an ex-international winter sportsman. I've shared the same hotel as Graham Bell, and nearly wiped him out in Courmayeur.

But the guy I'd ski with is Vladimir Putin. Just to see if he is any good.
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I'd give anything to ski in the Alps with my boy. He clicked with it last ski trip in '19 and has come in a load on plastic in the last 2 years. It looks like we'll need to wait another year at least.

In terms of inspirational skiers, not sure 'with' would be the right word. I'd concede the 'best skier on the mountain' title to have a few runs with any these guys:

Glen Plake. In Chamonix.
Cody Townsend.

JP Auclair.
Shane McConkey.
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The more I'm thinking with who I would like to ski, the less names come to my mind. I did ski with pretty much everyone who I would want to ski with from alpine WC tour, with some more with some at least few runs, and also with quite few from freeride world, so I really have noone who I would really want to ski with and I didn't yet. People listed in this thread who have absolutely no idea on how to ski (Putin, Schumacher...) are not on my list of want to have them as ski partners. I would go for beer, coffee, lunch or dinner with them, but for skiing my requires are a bit higher Very Happy
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Attila the Hun, complete with elephants. That way it will settle the argument once and for all which pass he went over.
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Alastair Pink in his tweeds.

Everyone would be looking at him and not notice how crap I was skiing. Laughing
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Boarding alive - Shaun Palmer - Would love to just rage around with him pissing people off and acting like an angry young punk.
Boarding dead - Tom sims - Just a legend in skate and snow. The tales on the chairlift would be awesome.
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johnE wrote:
Attila the Hun, complete with elephants. That way it will settle the argument once and for all which pass he went over.


I can help you out there. None and not with elephants.
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davidof, Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley

But did they have fava beans and Chianti as refreshments on the way ? Toofy Grin
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Bones wrote:


But did they have fava beans and Chianti as refreshments on the way ? Toofy Grin


there is a good chance they had Fava beans and cabbage foraged en-route along with dried mutton tenderized under the saddle of their horses as they rode. There was probably epic farting from the 15,000 horses and men in the Hunnic army.
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@davidof, No Chianti though, they didn't get that far south.
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