Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I've always thought skis could use an instruction manual, do away with instructors completely.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I have often thought that there really must be a huge market for wedge shaped "clip-ons" to fit under the skis, so as to make it easier to walk uphill whilst the ski stayed "level" as the wedge would cancel out the slope.
Do you think I could get a research grant to investigate? £21 million should do the trick (isn't that the size of the bung paid as a consultancy fee for helping a jewellery firm(???) get a contract to supply PPE)
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Thixotropic ski wax. Comes in various colours (speed settings) . Because of its properties, the faster the ski goes the more sticky the wax becomes thus limiting it speed (hence the colours) so you can ski at a constant speed regardless of the gradient of the slope. If you choose your wax colour carefully you will be able to ski downhill without undertaking those turning techniques on any gradient because you speed will be governed, making it ideal for beginners and geriatric snowheads.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Thixotropic ski wax “Plus”, it’s the ultimate wax as it’s a one way slide, no need to skin up, no slide back in drag lift stoppage.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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"Look up" stickers for the front of skis.
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"Please turn over" stickers for the bottom of my skis
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Suppository Recco with omega 3 (Patent pending)
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Dehydrated water, much lighter for ski tourers and very simple, you only have to add melted snow.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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chocksaway wrote: |
Dehydrated water, much lighter for ski tourers and very simple, you only have to add melted snow. |
Now that is an idea. Would it work with that lemon coloured snow as well?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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@Mr.Egg, the bargain thread - which their products are - and starting a new thread to raise awareness?
TBF from all the crap that people try and peddle on this forum, this is a tangible product that is trying to prevent otherwise good quality ski gear end up in landfill.
Not if they were peddling ski pants with built ski tracers with velcro straps and arrows pointing to the direction of the skier/skis that would be something else
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You know it makes sense.
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harrim51 wrote: |
chocksaway wrote: |
Dehydrated water, much lighter for ski tourers and very simple, you only have to add melted snow. |
Now that is an idea. Would it work with that lemon coloured snow as well? |
Oooh you are polite! After touring it's normally a darker shade of Robinsons!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@chocksaway, if you hit Ribena, consult a physician. If you hit Bovril, consult a mortician. If you hit flags-of-all-nations, consult a magician.
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Poster: A snowHead
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Skier avalanche retrieval garment!!!!
apols for double post . . .
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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What about trained pocket gophers that you ski with, and in an avalanche a contraption releases it, it tunnels to the surface creating an airway, then urinates on the surface to mark the area of burial!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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A personal drone that spots you’ve been caught in a slide, picks up your beacon signal, alerts piste patrol, hovers and sprays the area with dye, lands then drops a small drilling rig to create an airway down to you, then hovers again so piste patrol can come and do the final extraction. What could go wrong?
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