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Ski resort slogans - how many have them?

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Ischgl's slightly unfortunate (in the light of the Covid outbreak) slogan is "Relax, if you can".
Whoops - they might want to come up with a new one!
Any other resorts have slogans?
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Saalbach Hinterglemm: Home of the Lassig
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Good thread!

Wengen: Put your hands in the air and give me all your money!
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Tignes - it’s lucky to step in it
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rayscoops wrote:
Tignes - it’s lucky to step in it


I take it they are referring to snow and not dog poo? Toofy Grin
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St Anton - Beginner? Hah hah you're going to have a bad time.
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Chamonix - jingle jangle mountain jewellry
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Val Thorens - It's hard to sleep

also

Val Thorens - Home of the cloggie bellend
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Mad River Glen, Vermont, USA
'Ski It If You Can'

Popova Shapka, Macedonia
'We Have Snow'
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Courcehvel - We are waiting fur you!
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Dave of the Marmottes wrote:
Val Thorens - Home of the cloggie bellend
Has he moved or is there more than one ?
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@extremerob, WTF is Lassig anyway? I've spent 3 weeks in S-H and I still don't know!
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Flaine: YES! We have concrete!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Apparently Levi has "Levi Sparks Your Soul".
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@Valkyrie, its the Lassig bro, don't you know the lassig???

Lässig means laid-back

How I imagine the Lassig:

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These slogans seem to be dropping out of usage.

Saas Fee used to brand itself as the Pearl of the Alps and Alpe D'Huez had a strange one about being an island in the sun.
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Utah: *Greatest snow on earth.... (*Er, except for our 10 days of wall to wall sun. Not a powder turn to be had... rolling eyes)
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Weardale Ski: The greatest snow in County Durham... Very Happy
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LOTA wrote:
Alpe D'Huez had a strange one about being an island in the sun.


island of sun

not bad if you've spent the winter in the smoke to have a bit of sunshine. Not everyone wants a north facing fridge for their ski holiday.
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davidof wrote:
LOTA wrote:
Alpe D'Huez had a strange one about being an island in the sun.


island of sun

not bad if you've spent the winter in the smoke to have a bit of sunshine. Not everyone wants a north facing fridge for their ski holiday.


Indeed not, but island of sun conjures up more Harry Belafonte than Jean-Claude Killy.

Still the resort powers-that-be could have used: "Quite a lot better than Les Deux Alpes"! Very Happy
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LOTA wrote:
davidof wrote:
LOTA wrote:
Alpe D'Huez had a strange one about being an island in the sun.


island of sun

not bad if you've spent the winter in the smoke to have a bit of sunshine. Not everyone wants a north facing fridge for their ski holiday.


Indeed not, but island of sun conjures up more Harry Belafonte than Jean-Claude Killy.

Still the resort powers-that-be could have used: "Quite a lot better than Les Deux Alpes"! Very Happy


I know what you mean, then again doesn't Serre Chevalier sell itself on "300 days of sunshine per year" - doesn't sound like they get a lot of snow in all that.
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Nassfeld: Nice surprise
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La Plagne lift company SAP. Satisfaction avec Passion ...
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Aspen- You'll be surprised people aren't assholes except Lance, he definitely is

The resort formerly known as Squaw Valley - 'tude

Alta- 'tude plus we hate boarders
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Bettmeralp - 'The better Alp'

(see what they did there!)
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I can think of a few.

Zermatt - 3 for the price of 2
Les Menuires. Coventry on a mountain
St Anton. Are you man enough?
Chamonix. If tights and pink string are your thing
Andorra. Alcohol - a great substitute for happiness
Courchevel 1650 -So you couldn't quite afford 1850
Meribel - Surrey on snow
Les Arcs - Did you drive a Saab?
Whistler -Disneyland of the slopes
Cairngorm - Reliance in a clusterf**k
Lech - Because you're worth it
La Grave - Verbier's for wusses
Cortina - - Stay classy
Ischgl - Let's make this go viral
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Ischgl - Let's make this go viral

I like it.

How about Soelden - Where the Laps dance
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Tignes - It could be worse, it could be Val D'Isere snowHead
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HutToHut wrote:
Nassfeld: Nice surprise


Given Nassfeld means wet field one would hope it's nicer than expected Laughing
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@clarky999, too dry when we went! Having it blare out the in-cabin speakers on the gondola up was a bit of a shock.
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The Lecht 2090 - yes 2090 feet.
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Vail Resorts - Everything is Epic - including our prices! wink
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Raise Ski Club - Hike Up To Ski It If You Can...
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I'm enjoying these alternative ones. .
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Ischgl - "ping pong without hands" wink

Others here (German ski forum)
https://www.alpinforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32667
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Zermatt - 2 for the price of 3
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I imagine @shep, @DJL, @zzz, @Bergenbergen remember this one:
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Love how this thread is half serious - half jokes

The Morgins one reminds me of Leysin: Oxygene des alpes
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I seem to remember that Verbier markets itself as “the resort that smiles at the sun” (which I suppose is thinking positive about a south-facing orientation).
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Someone on here, possibly Pam, suggested the rather excellent ‘Espace Moutons Vieux’ for Yad Moss Laughing
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