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51.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
52. Jef Wickes

53. Salomon Skis
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
54. Aviemore
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51, Bootfitting Little Angel
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55. snowbladers
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Tim Brown wrote:
39. fat northern gits with chips on their shoulders



If you are giving that to me straight - its not exactly true is it ? They are potato wedges not chips !
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56. Hooray Henries
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Paul Mason, He forgot the word BIG
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57. Votes for women

58. Universal suffrage

59. The welfare state

60. Gerry Aitken and his 'chums'

61. T'internet

62. Cabbies playing golf and going skiing

63. Ear rings for men

64. Tattoos on lasses

65. Ken Livingstone

66. ITV
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Latchigo, watch it! snowHead
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Gerry,

Why ?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
67. Jerry Springer

68. Tom & Jerry

69. Romantic duets on the mouth organ
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
The Abominable snowHead wrote:
69. Romantic duets on the mouth organ


David Goldsmith

Either that is a very rude double entendre, or I am reading too much into it.

Remember you are supposed to be UK skiing's equivalent of a' National Treasure'.

No chance of a knighthood if you carry on in that vein. Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
70 Broadband
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
71. Velcro
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72. Microwave Ovens

73. Mobile Phones.

74. Dendix.

75. Sky TV

76. Evian

77. Botox.

78. Breast Implants

79. Number 78 again
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Latchigo, leave my chums out of it, there's a good lad. What next, my family? Have a go at me, if you must. Have a go at the Ski Club, if you must. But let's not go too far! Shocked


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Gerry, Sorry you've lost me here, I must be a little slow this morning. Confused

BTW I'm a lass! wink
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Velcro Confused Puzzled
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boredsurfin, and . . . ??? Please explain, I'm having a thicky moment Confused
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IncogSkiSno, I havent got a clue!
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I think he must have been referring to this post by TAS Confused

The Abominable snowHead wrote:
67. Jerry Springer

68. Tom & Jerry

69. Romantic duets on the mouth organ
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
IncogSkiSno, sorry, that was meant for Latchigo. I'll edit so no one else gets confused.
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Gerry, Hmm, and then my posts make no sense, not that they do for the most part anyway Laughing
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Gerry,


Now that I have your attention, I should come clean and admit that I am really David Goldsmith in disguise.

How about the plumbing in the Clubhouse in Wimbledon ? Very Happy
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80. Easter egg hunts, using avalanche transceivers
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Latchigo, the plumbing was fine last time I checked. Our founding fathers would undoubtedly have loved the flood protection measures. The cracked tile in the gents was replaced with a new one, by me. I shall not be sending the Club an invoice, or any other conventional request for payment, because the fact the job has been done means I must be paid. In a few weeks I shall make a post to the affect that Mark Ogilvie stopped payment and when he defends himself I shall call him a liar. I will then sue anyone who says different. I shall sue all those who think differently to me and whine about abuse if anyone questions me or my ideas. I shall slag off the mag because I not the editor - a job which is mine by right! I shall hate all reps because in 1962 one failed me on my bronze test.

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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Gerry,

Too much information. I'm off now. Embarassed
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You know it makes sense.
81. Ski brakes and accelerators
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What about the Founding Mothers?
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Poster: A snowHead
... yes, the mothers of founders - people like Joan of Arcs.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
51. Goretex
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
52. Vigorous discussion by skiers, and busy exchange of knowledge - still going strong after 103 years.
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53. The SCGB lasting that long
54. ..not making 104 years
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55. End of seasoning parties [ritual slaughter of basil]
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56. Monty Python Shocked
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82. Mods


83. pm's


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84. Shambassadors
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