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A WTF moment...

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
So, there I was...

Minding my own business on the button lift...

Looking as cool as a cucumber (if that is possible in a bright red ski school suit with a massive mouse on the back of it)...

Then... "Whack!"

I thought "WTF was that? I'm sure something just hit me!"...

Looked down...

"Surely that shouldn't be there!"

The button behind me had been released with such purity it travelled in a dead straight line and slotted up between my legs!

Thankfully the button I was using prevented any crown jewel moments!

Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

Mr.TwoLifts they call me wink wink


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Thu 4-01-18 17:52; edited 1 time in total
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
(they don't)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
(I'm not even sure who 'they' are)
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So, just to get this straight...

Your button was still between your legs? But somebody else's button surprised you from the rear? Or the front?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Think we need a diagram.............
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Yep. I don't get that at all.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
We're offff to Button Moon...
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I've just re-read... edited...!!
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Laughing Better.
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Shouldn't it retract?
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just because you're paranoid doesn't mean it wasn't carefully aimed...
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@KenX, as requested...

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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much

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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
ahhh... please note the skier in the different picture is wearing a slightly different shade of blue.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
do you sell any of your works Toofy Grin
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Poster: A snowHead
Brilliant. Which lift is that? Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
How on earth did you decamp,or are you still going round and round? snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
For those that like to mock my size.

I was once casually going up the drag lift minding my own business not holding onto the pole, when suddenly CRACK... and I slowed to a halt then started going backwards. I watch as my pole carries on up the mountain attached to the lift, and as I turn around, I see the button rolling off the other way.
Embarassed
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Awesome illustration skills...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@dp, love it!
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@dp, love it!
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@queen bodecia... Got any work going?

@RWDLYN, a quick untangle and all was well!!
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@flangesax, Laughing
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One of the funniest moment on a mountain I have ever witnessed was during a ski lesson on Les Deux-Alpes glacier with @Easiski. As she was explaining to me what she wanted me to do on the run down, we watched two gentleman snowHeads of larger proportions (who shall remain nameless)were riding the T-bar past us. As they approached the top of the lift, the cable mysteriously vanished, bringing both down on their back bottoms. I should not laugh at anothers' misfortune, but I nearly wet myself laughing.
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@flangesax, I deduce from the diagram that you shot the child and stole his (or her) button. Is this correct?
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Themasterpiece wrote:
Shouldn't it retract?
it usually does in the cold wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
it takes two lifts to drag your sorry back bottom up the hill ?
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