 Poster: A snowHead
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What is the difference between a ski instructor and God?
God does not think he is a ski instructor!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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handyman, i'd be careful you victoria park folk are full of it 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
4
1 to screw it in & 3 to stand around saying "Nice turns".
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How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor.
Dont worry he will soon mention it.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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| jbob wrote: |
| How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor. |
How on earth would you miss that he was a ski instructor! 
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How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None we screw in the Jacuzi 
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| jbob wrote: |
How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor.
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Panda eyes ;(
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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How does a ski instructor change a light bulb?
He simply holds the bulb whilst the entire world revolves around him.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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easiski, don't get me started on the women.... 
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You know it makes sense.
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easiski,
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I notice the jokes(?) are only about male instructors
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To redress the balance.
what is the difference between a female ski instructor and a Ferrari?
Not everyone has had a Ferrari.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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How do you know when you're skiing behind a well-hung (male) ski instructor?
3 carve lines...
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Poster: A snowHead
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very good! anyone got any more?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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variation on the light bulb
how many BASI trainers does it take to change a lightbulb.
4 one to change the bulb and the other 3 to analyze every turn
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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How many BASI Instuctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but he needs to be quick before the ESF come and kick the step ladder out from underneath him and smash the bulb....
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Jokes stolen from t'interweb:
“Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. He holds it while the world revolves around him…”
"Q: What do you call a ski instructor without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
What is the difference between a ski instructor and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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How many BASI trainers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We haven't figured it out yet. They're all still analysing the turns.
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nicked from the internet...
"Mummy, mummy, I want to be a ski instructor when I grow up!
"Now Johnny, you cant do both."
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beanie1, like it 
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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whats the difference between an ordinary snake and an ESF snake
on an ordinary snake the A$$hole is at the the back
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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