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Ski Instructor and God

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
What is the difference between a ski instructor and God?

God does not think he is a ski instructor!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
handyman, i'd be careful you victoria park folk are full of it snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?





4

1 to screw it in & 3 to stand around saying "Nice turns".
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How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor.











Dont worry he will soon mention it.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
jbob wrote:
How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor.


How on earth would you miss that he was a ski instructor! Smile
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How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?


None we screw in the Jacuzi Twisted Evil
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
jbob wrote:
How do you know the chap standing next to you in the bar is a ski instructor.


Panda eyes ;(
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
What's the difference between a race coach and God?

Give me a moment, I can't think of one yet... wink rolling eyes
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How does a ski instructor change a light bulb?





He simply holds the bulb whilst the entire world revolves around him.
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I notice the jokes(?) are only about male instructors - quite right too! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
easiski, don't get me started on the women.... wink
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
easiski wrote:
I notice the jokes(?) are only about male instructors - quite right too! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Are there any Female Ski Instructors? wink Laughing

......runs & ducks for cover
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
easiski,
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I notice the jokes(?) are only about male instructors


To redress the balance.


what is the difference between a female ski instructor and a Ferrari?















Not everyone has had a Ferrari.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
How do you know when you're skiing behind a well-hung (male) ski instructor?






















3 carve lines...
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Poster: A snowHead
very good! anyone got any more?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
variation on the light bulb

how many BASI trainers does it take to change a lightbulb.



















4 one to change the bulb and the other 3 to analyze every turn
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
How many BASI Instuctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1, but he needs to be quick before the ESF come and kick the step ladder out from underneath him and smash the bulb....
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Jokes stolen from t'interweb:


“Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. He holds it while the world revolves around him…”



"Q: What do you call a ski instructor without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?





3 days


What is the difference between a ski instructor and a large pizza?




A large pizza can feed a family.
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How many BASI trainers does it take to screw in a light bulb?









We haven't figured it out yet. They're all still analysing the turns.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
nicked from the internet...

"Mummy, mummy, I want to be a ski instructor when I grow up!

"Now Johnny, you cant do both."
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
beanie1, like it Laughing
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
whats the difference between an ordinary snake and an ESF snake


































on an ordinary snake the A$$hole is at the the back
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Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"

Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!

Q. How & Where does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them on the piste

Q. What are most snowboarders last words?
A. Dude watch this

Q. Whats the difference between a snowboarder and a picnic table?

A. A picnic table can support a family

Q. What do snowboarders use for birth control

A. Theri personalities

Reasons Jesues was a snowboarder

1 He liked to travel with a posse.

2 He was always being harassed by the authorities.

3 He bummed off his parents 'till he was 30 years old.

4 He never got a good haircut.

5 He was always telling exaggerated stories.

6. He wore baggy clothes

Q Why do snowboarders smell

A so blind people can hate them to

The diffrence between a snowboard and a vacum? Where you mount the dirtbag Twisted Evil Or One is a noisy scumsucker with a bag of air on it the other is a snowboarder

Q. What do a snowboard and a ski instructor have in common

A. Neither of them can snowboard

Thanks folks I am here every night Toofy Grin
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