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Snowboarder chased by a bear

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Er, is this sort of thing normal? If so as a beginner I'll be staying safely "on" piste!


http://youtube.com/v/vT_PNKg3v7s
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This is why I don't wear headphones when skiing!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Hmm, those conditions would make it easy to meddle with that footage, wouldn't they BooBoo.
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@Whisky_priest, I did wonder if it was a copy paste job, hard to tell Very Happy
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Perhaps someone forgot to tell the bear to hibernate
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My guess is that she blindsided the bear's cubs, and the bear was simply reacting like any Snowhead would.....
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If she was on skis the bear would be friendly.

Wink
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Didn't the piste map say bear left? Toofy Grin
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Fake as IMHO
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Fake as IMHO


Agree. Bear seems too much in focus.
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totally fake....
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totally fake....



Ha , no attempt to even make it real, it is super fake. She did not fall on her back bottom, stop for no meaning, or scrape the snow off the mountain in a painful slow screech.

Not even dressed like a boarder, this is a blue screen job.
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Fake....plus i'm pretty sure she's on a Swallowtail at the start of the vid, but not at the end Confused
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Considering the bear is "following her" as she slides past the right hand side of the bushes (~48-56 sec mark & from camera PoV) and suddenly the bear has warped itself over to the left!! Odd little detour for a hungry bear to decide to take!! Toofy Grin
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Lol.

It's fake.
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Ok fake, but the question is - who faked it? The snowboarder, the editor or... THE BEAR!
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This is really must become an Olympic sport. Release 20 Snowboarders and 20 bears on to a mountain in a kind of Hunger Games type format, get a few dropouts to sit in a BBC commentary box and talk about how 'stoked' they are that the "Brit is still in the game and has only lost two limbs so far and could be in with a bronze -which would be an amazing achievement coming from a country with no bears....."
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@cameronphillips2000, not that dissimilar to the grand national.
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@cameronphillips2000, Shame that the UK Alpine skiers were eliminated by the sloths at the regional rounds.
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@cameronphillips2000, a bit like this, but with more bears.


http://youtube.com/v/VELneEncHYs
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Girl goes snowboarding with a bear behind!
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@cameronphillips2000, a bit like this, but with more bears.


http://youtube.com/v/VELneEncHYs



Pretty much. I reckon it's a goer. I'd watch.
I think some quality drone footage would add to it -dedicated bear cams etc. It would need to be done professionally...
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I would sue RedBull and get a large compensation for my mental injuries (of course some where in the US) Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
Their product with high coffein was irresponsible to hand out to the participants. Hope the did not sign a contract they could not sue! Cool
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I prefer my previous idea of chase a Scotsman as a candidate sport:

1 We all know Scottish skiers have a bulletproof style borne of withstanding 100mph crosswinds while on the T Bar, dropping off Lemming ridge in a blizzard and riding that one man chair at Glenshee therefore they would present a suitable challenge.

2 Scotsman sets off picking a line avoiding wee burns, heather patches and roaming haggis. Occasionally may use his native skills to straightline the heather or huck a burn.

3 After suitable time the chasing pack is realised - being fancydan ski racers they will have no idea how to handle native Scottish conditions leading to much amusement.

4 Winner is first to catch the Scotsman, then down 3 cans of Tennants super strength.


[/all racism purely intentional - I love you all and Scottish skiing in all its glory]
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@Richard_Sideways, ...quite a bit of high level discussion of whether this is a fake:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/snowboarder-bear-chase-video-viral-fake-real-kelly-murphy-a6978721.html

Worth reading the detail. Time, perhaps, will tell.

Meanwhile, weirder things have happened with Asian Black Bears in Japan...

'...it ran through the bus terminal and into a souvenir shop...' ???!!! ... see

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8265084.stm

And

mass homicide and running battle during the WINTER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

Baaars are v.angry when they wake from hibernation. Bit like my partner.
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@cameronphillips2000, a bit like this, but with more bears.


http://youtube.com/v/VELneEncHYs


..and the Bears should be on snowblades Toofy Grin
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https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/718408171325366272

Fake or real? No skiing.
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@Richard_Sideways, ...potential fact update

http://www.snopes.com/snowboarder-girl-chased-by-bear/

I've looked at the loop a lot...very difficult to determine whether the bear vanishes, but it subjectively looks as if it does ... which suggests a fake.

But do take a look...
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And here was me thinking I was clicking into a thread containing an amusing anecdote from Gay Ski week Smile
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@gordonrussell76, ...gender of bear entirely unclear....
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My apologies, LGBT Ski Week Smile
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@gordonrussell76, Laughing
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Totally fake.

Here is my rational. As some of you may know I was attached by an Asiatic lack Bear when I was 15/16. So I know a bear when I see one. Happy

The bear in the footage is a brown bear, not an Asiatic Black Bear. Japan has two types of Bear. The Asiatic Black Bear and the Ussuri brown bear.

The Ussuri bears live in Hokkaido
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussuri_brown_bear

But the Snowboarder was skiing in Honshu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honshu

Since this is populated by Asiatic black bears... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_black_bear

AND she was being chased by a brown bear then it is fake.

It is not just the colour.... they have a different style of running.
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@GlasgowCyclops, ...now that's something you don't hear every day:

'....As some of you may know I was attacked by an Asiatic Black Bear when I was 15/16...'

Has the wonderful specifity of a comment I once overheard:

'...surely everyone knows about the undertow on Cococobana Beach?....'
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@GlasgowCyclops, ...now that's something you don't hear every day:

'....As some of you may know I was attacked by an Asiatic Black Bear when I was 15/16...'

'


Yep, I worked in wild life park and we had a Black Bear called Bugsy who was relatively tame and you could feed her by hand and clap her. I came back from holiday and she was a bit strange (turned out someone was scared of her and chased her away by throwing stones at her so she was a bit wary). I bent down to tie my shoe lace and she lunged at me going for my leg. Thankfully, flared jeans were the rage in the 70's and my mad dive to the side meant she only cut me a wee bit. My knee was about 20cm behind my flared jeans so I've only a 5cm scar Happy and not a leg missing.

Weird when I went to get a couple of stitches in it and the nurse said to me (16 years old and long ginger hair) "Attacked by a bear,, aye,,,,,,,,, and your pal was stabbed by a porcupine last week,,,,,, be serious"..... then it dawned on her when we told here we worked at the wild life park up the road. Happy

Things like THIS were quite common.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/radioscotland/2011/01/toms-top-tales-bear.shtml

And because I worked with the animals, they needed someone to patrol the reserves in case anyone tried to jump in by mistake..... why? They had some gigs there as well and some people jumped into the wrong are and were met by a few angry bears.

I got a back stage pass and had a great time with Wishbone Ash of Kelly Johnson from GirlSchool. Really nice people.

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/Loch-Lomond-Festival.html

and

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/Loch-Lomond-Festival-1980.html
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valais2 wrote:
@GlasgowCyclops, ...now that's something you don't hear every day:

'....As some of you may know I was attacked by an Asiatic Black Bear when I was 15/16...'

Has the wonderful specifity of a comment I once overheard:

'...surely everyone knows about the undertow on Cococobana Beach?....'


Oh and another story was long haired young lad (me) going to work and was stopped by the police.
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In 1986, Glasgow Zoo was approached by officials of Dumbarton District Council seeking assistance with the problem of bears at Cameron Loch Lomond Wildlife Park (formerly, Loch Lomond Bear Park). Seventeen Brown and Black bears were kept in a large, open compound and were forever escaping.


Police: "Sorry son, there has been an accident, you can't go up this road"

Me: Are they out again?

Police: Just do as your told.

Me: are they out?

Police: right young lad...... move along

Me: I work the bear park

Police: I don't care, just go back.

Me: Officer, I can tell you which bears will run away from you and which ones will kill you. Happy

Police: Oh!!! Please come with me. Happy

30 secs later a bear poked his head up over a wall 3 feet from him and I thing he may have actually poo-poo himself. Happy
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@GlasgowCyclops, love it! Very Happy
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@GlasgowCyclops, ....excellent stuff...when truth is indeed stranger (and a lot more amusing) than fiction ... and you write well:

Me: Officer, I can tell you which bears will run away from you and which ones will kill you.

...is priceless
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@GlasgowCyclops, ....excellent stuff...when truth is indeed stranger (and a lot more amusing) than fiction ... and you write well:

Me: Officer, I can tell you which bears will run away from you and which ones will kill you.

...is priceless


Yep, It still makes me giggle that day. We had wallabies who also escaped by jumping the fence.

Seriously I kid you not

Police: How did they escape?

Manger: They jumped the fence

Police: but it is such a small animal... ?

Manager: We should have built the fence higher

Police: I couldn't jump that fence

All the staff thinking inn their minds: It is a mini kangaroo you freaking idiot.

Many people thought that the Wallabies had escaped form an Island but we all know where they came from.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/outdoors/galleries/wallabies/



Soo... Soo many stories..... my favourite is a heard of Bison chasing about 15 bears and kicking the shi-ite out of them. A story for a beer or two at a bash.
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