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@always29, - glad you're enjoying SWD2. I guess you must have had a "skiing accident" to be traveling threw GVA in a wheel chair. Didn't know that meant bypassing duty free, but better for everyones waistline and your wallet. I'm well overdue for a skiing injury. Every season I think "this year somethings going to give". Hope you're off the crutches soon. At least you've got all summer to recuperate.
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I'm with Always - accident, big operation required, a couple of years before being back on the mountain.

I have never skiied with demons before, but I have a feeling that I will be, the next time I click some skis on.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Just bought the first book. Looking forward to reading it.
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Thanks@bar shaker, hope it doesn't disappoint.

In case anyone else needs some reading to get them threw the space-time of summer - here is my latest non-skiing related blog:

https://skiingwithdemons.com/2017/05/19/i-love-cox/

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LOL, I spent last Friday also in Brindley Place. Had been lecturing at the NEC during the day, an airship hangar never mind aircraft hangar. Passing " delegates" to the body pump exo in lycra and bra tops and full make up at 8 am was a little ( a lot) weird.

By 7 pm we got back to Brum, checked in, had 2 beers in the hotel and went to bed before ten shattered, in the disabled room they had allocated us. I know my place now I am old!

Saw a few obvious Cox groupies at breakfast the next morning. Far better than having a One Direction or similar gig next door.
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Just in case you love the Lakes District, LandRovers and you're a bit bored, here is my latest blog.

Is it possible to live in a Defender 110 ?

http://wp.me/p6v2i5-iM

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I am considering divorce.....

In the process of moving so having some charity clear outs, can't find my signed original swd1. Think swmbo has put it in 'a bag' but she won't admit to it.

I think I may have grounds for 'diminished responsibility' as a get out.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Ask her where it is. I have found, first with my mother then with my wife and lately with my daughter, that if I ask a female where something is it miraculously appears. The spell also makes me look foolish, but they've always considered me that way, anyway.
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@henzerani, it was 'in a place' then some bags were put out to charity, and it's no longer ' in the place' it was. I have asked if it was moved and the answer is no, my wife is a full on scary MF, which comes from being a secondary maths teacher.

It may turn up.......
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@ansta1, you're just weak... I am too, just sayin !!
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@ansta1, Very Happy
It's funny, how sure people are that they haven't moved anything. It did make me check though, and my copy is of SWD is safely on the bookshelf. However, I can't currently locate the marmalade ... and of course "noone's touched your bloody marmalade".
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@ansta1, Glad you found your copy of SWD1. I wonder if SWIMBO is an Agent of Entropy? Can she open French Doors?

Good luck with your house move and locating the marmalade.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I hope that some SnowHeads will be disappointed to hear that Skiing With Demons III (SWD3) will not be published in time for Christmas!
– mostly because I haven’t written it. There are several other reasons why - some of which are literally quite shocking.

I have compiled all my excuses into my latest blog:

https://skiingwithdemons.com/2017/10/04/what-did-this-ski-bum-do-with-his-summer/

Some SnowHeads might think the blog in a thinly veiled attempt to sell more copies of the old books and get more people to book rooms in my new chalet.
- but they are cynics.

Twisted Evil
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@skiingwithdemons, Thanks for the reminder - meant to put the books on my Xmas list last year but forgot!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@boredsurfin, no problem, there will be other reminders as the book buying festival (known as Xmas) approaches.
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Not a happy bunny. SwdI, and swdII has been my christmas reading and skiing friends go to. Not sure I'll ever buy another swd now till episode 3 comes out.
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@ansta1, sorry. Will try really hard to mess stuff up , while making notes, next season.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@skiingwithdemons, I may be available as an assistant host, assistant unofficial guide and frequent note taker to help out with the upcoming season.

Honesty statement. I'm a crap skier, I don't like people, my hand writing sucks. Though I am good company till the 5th pint of beer or glass of wine. I also am a reasonable cook, a very competent driver and a qualified mechanic.
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ansta1 wrote:
@skiingwithdemons, I may be available as an assistant host, assistant unofficial guide and frequent note taker to help out with the upcoming season.

Honesty statement. I'm a crap skier, I don't like people, my hand writing sucks. Though I am good company till the 5th pint of beer or glass of wine. I also am a reasonable cook, a very competent driver and a qualified mechanic.

I can vouch for all that.

He looks good in a skirt too...
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your CV seems impeccable.

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I'm a crap skier, I don't like people, my hand writing sucks. Though I am good company till the 5th pint of beer or glass of wine. I also am a reasonable cook, a very competent driver and a qualified mechanic.


As long as you're prepared to work for free and find your own accommodation you've got the job.

"Qualified Mechanic" ah - you must come round for dinner.
Madeye-Smiley


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skiingwithdemons wrote:
@Layne, your CV seems impeccable.

Wrong man guv.
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Sorry @Layne, You can come round for dinner too - as long as you bring @ansta1,
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skiingwithdemons wrote:
Sorry @Layne, You can come round for dinner too - as long as you bring @ansta1,


Layne,

When we going?
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Sorry @Layne, You can come round for dinner too - as long as you bring @ansta1,


Layne,

When we going?

Week a Friday
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@skiingwithdemons, I finally brought your books, after a year faffing (tbh I forgot - probably the aliens) to satisfy me on the plane to South Africa. I've been in fits of laughter since page one, probably because I've been in similar predicaments, people call me a liability but then who likes boring. I am in envy of you though as you are living my dream. So I may even take the plunge and see if I can come out and scare myself silly on the wall again.
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Thanks @Dzmarc, and sorry for the delay, I forgot about skiing for a while - Dr's orders.

I still have rooms free in January ( Wall optional). More info here: http://www.myskifriends.org

My season has started early this year - just been skiing in Sutton Coldfield!


http://youtube.com/v/8HCQMaJzzE0

Cheers Chris
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In case anyone's still listening, I just posted a new blog: "Snow - Love it or hate it ?"

https://skiingwithdemons.com/2017/12/10/snow-love-it-or-hate-it/


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What a stupid question wink
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@ousekjarr, it's rhetorical. Read the blog ! snowHead
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@ansta1, bit late I know, but "full on scary MF", takes a brave man to pen that Laughing
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@skiingwithdemons, I have, and both books. Snow is unfeeling, uncaring, unforgiving, but above all... good fun to play in while it feels like playing nice. But never underestimate it's capacity for harm

But this is Snowheads - we love it like nothing else, and we pray for more of it
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@skiingwithdemons, good blog. Thought I was getting migraine though. Took a while to work out it's snowing on your website Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Amen @ousekjarr, and thanks for reading.

I do accept that the question "Snow - love it or hate it?" was a bit of a stupid one for a forum called "SnowHeads". I couldn't find one called "Snow-undecided-Heads" Happy
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Thanks @henzerani, sorry about the migraine. Hopefully it will stop snowing on my website soon.
- Am I allowed to say that on snowHeads?
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@skiingwithdemons, ^ No snowHead
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@skiingwithdemons, Finally was given the book for Xmas (unsigned so I guess its worth more wink ) I guess someone will have to give me SWD2 for my Birthday in January snowHead
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Great news @boredsurfin, you need to drop bigger hints or email your friends this link :

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Skiing-Demons-2-Agents-Entropy/dp/1911175475/?tag=amz07b-21

Just back from a bit of Tea Club Leading in Les Arcs 1800. 6 days of power on empty piestes Happy

This could be the start of an epic snow season.
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The rain has finally turned to snow in Morzine. I'm starting to feel a bit less left out now, having spent the last week listening to the stories about epic snow, avalanche Risk 5 and travel chaos around the rest of the Alps - well, maybe not the avalanche and chaos bit.

But I like it when it rains in Morzine - not least because, when it rains, the bookshop sells more of my books!

http://www.stylealtitude.com/rain-in-morzine-chris-tomlinson-ski-bog.html

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Ski bog? Is that some new type of sit ski with integral plumbing???
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@ousekjarr, for once , that was somebody else's typo. But they might accidentally have invented something useful. Happy
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