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Idiots who try to sell us Ski Stuff

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
This is one of the funniest examples of clueless morons who come here in a futile attempt to sell us ski-related stuff. It's fantastic that everyone plays along...

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On eBay I have selling some Prada skis, that are incredibly rare. When new I think they are worth roughly £1200 or maybe even more I'm not sure. These skis didn't cost me a penny, so I'll be selling them on auction starting at £599.99.

Prada coinsided with volant in order to produce these skis, now I'm no skier but I'm pretty sure volant are one of the big names!

£599.99


http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=82343
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
jzBun, I wonder if you noticed that thread was from November 2011 Puzzled
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Really? Oh no, I've just placed a bid on those bad boy Prada's,
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I think jzBun is a 'bot'. Looked through a selection of posts....
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@ansta1, Who can resist a pair of Volant skis with Gucci-Jong bindings?
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Well no wonder i missed them, would have been all over those skis.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
That first page was up there with trolling legends such as the Rick Roll. snowHead
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
ansta1 wrote:
I think jzBun is a 'bot'. Looked through a selection of posts....


Erm no, he is definitely not. He is a real heart beating living breathing person.
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/K2-Team-Seth-Morrison-Skis-179cm-Marker-Airpad-Bindings-Rare-Art-Skis-World-Ship-/291597146057?hash=item43e48b57c9:g:Tq8AAOSwuWVWE9az

This is a good move .... offering his f#@+*"d skis as rare wall art !!
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Check these out http://www.snowandrock.com/zai%20bentley%20%28ski%20only%29/zai-ski/ski-snowboard-outdoor-sports/fcp-product/60155
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I've got to have a pair of them @Mountain Addiction ...
I can stand in the lift queue with a sort of elitist air.

In fact I dont think I'd ski with them I could just look suave catching the gondola up and down.
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Mountain Addiction wrote:
Check these out http://www.snowandrock.com/zai%20bentley%20%28ski%20only%29/zai-ski/ski-snowboard-outdoor-sports/fcp-product/60155


Ha do they come with accommodation in Zermatt for a season and a happy ending each night??? Toofy Grin
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DrLawn wrote:
I've got to have a pair of them @Mountain Addiction ...
I can stand in the lift queue with a sort of elitist air.

In fact I dont think I'd ski with them I could just look suave catching the gondola up and down.


That must be why people buy branded stuff – because if they actually skied them they’d be covered in snow so who could tell? Unless the actual performance really is that much better, in which case the sales pitch would list the reviews saying so when selling it…
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@Mountain Addiction, Approx 1 hours 'pay' for Wayne Rooney. So it is all relative.........
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
PowderAdict wrote:
@Mountain Addiction, Approx 1 hours 'pay' for Wayne Rooney. So it is all relative.........


Maybe, but thankfully we're not all Wayne Rooney, phew Cool But, hey, on a thread where discussion vaires from Wall Hangings to happy endings in Zermatt I guess it's fair game to laugh at a pair of £8000 skis - without bindings... is that because the bindings are made from solid diamonds and attached to the ski using unicorn tears? Oh, in that case I'll take 2!
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
@Mountain Addiction,
Don't mention unicorns. The mushette will want a pair now Toofy Grin
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
PowderAdict wrote:
@Mountain Addiction, Approx 1 hours 'pay' for Wayne Rooney. So it is all relative.........


So no more than two slight touches of the ball Razz
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Then again anyone remember Carradan skis ? only cost around $18k-$19k. But if memory serves they did come in a nice presentation box so going of the quality of the skis that box must be worth at least $17k Shocked
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Hi @fixx, I'm going to start cutting out the logos in the Sunday Times.
When I've got some interesting ones I'm going to stick them on the Black Starts, and apply some lacquer over them.
Just nipping down to find the papers.
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speed098 wrote:
Then again anyone remember Carradan skis ? only cost around $18k-$19k. But if memory serves they did come in a nice presentation box so going of the quality of the skis that box must be worth at least $17k Shocked


http://messybeast.com/asheras.htm gives a potted history of the type of person who creates these "master pieces"

Breeds kittens now.
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I do like the fact the wood core comes from a different hemisphere for each ski, to counter the coriolis effect. Allegedly.
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For the ultimate in ski pose w4nkerdom see the following snippet from the Mail back in 2006:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/holidaytypeshub/article-594831/Posh-Ice-Victoria-Beckham-slopes.html

For the first and possibly the last time ever the Hate Mail adopts the correct tone and gives Stick Spice a shoeing.
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^^^ says 'While it is not recommended for skiers to wear a watch...'

Er, can anyone enlighten me Puzzled
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mountainaddict wrote:
^^^ says 'While it is not recommended for skiers to wear a watch...'

Er, can anyone enlighten me Puzzled


Lifty's don't like ypou pointing to your watch when they close up 10 min early snowHead
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limegreen1 wrote:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/K2-Team-Seth-Morrison-Skis-179cm-Marker-Airpad-Bindings-Rare-Art-Skis-World-Ship-/291597146057?hash=item43e48b57c9:g:Tq8AAOSwuWVWE9az

This is a good move .... offering his f#@+*"d skis as rare wall art !!


Cheeky fecker. I sold a brand new pair of those on Snowheads to NickDwhen they were near current for £200 IIRC.

Crap bindings n all.
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