 Poster: A snowHead
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Ok, so here's the deal, I met this austrian girl, she's really nice, grew up in a little ski resort so obviously can ski.... brief summary: willing to be seen in public with me, has a pulse, all her teeth, skis, basically all the important stuff  ....... Or so I thought !
Issue is she (and ALL her friends) do not see anything wrong with the fact they gave up skiing to SNOWBLADE !!!  Seriously one guy even uses Figls! (see photo below) Usually I just let the Austrians get on with their own backward traditions and mock from afar, but I like this girl, so I don't want to have to stop seeing her for this (I might never meet another one willing to talk to me!) I am hoping i can convince her of the errors of her ways.....
my plan?
A WAR OF ATTRITION!!! 
Basically i require as many snowblade jokes as possible, whatever you got, even if its an adaptation from a boarder or irish joke or something.... this is serious guys, I need help!!! Please stop debating helmets and the tea club and dedicate a few hours to this one, if we can help this one, who knows how many more could be saved in the future!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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@dulcamara, well.......if you can't beat 'em......................... 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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your plan is doomed to fail and will most likely make her an even more committed snowlerblader
but let's have a few jokes anyway, eh?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Are you sure she really likes you? Sounds like she's got you on a long troll to test your devotion to her. How far are YOU willing to go?
Coming next month dulcamara starts a beautiful pm friendship with graeme starts calling them skiboards, importing custom shizzle from nutters in the US and claiming that they outperform anything in the pow pow.
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I can drop off a pair of Salomon Buzz 99's the next time I drive down that way
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Not helping team!
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Shame they can only afford half a pair of skis each though
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First offering,
"what's the worst thing about being a snowblader?"
"telling your parents you are gay"
classic but ill take it
Wow just cruising t'internet right now, this is not as easy as i thought it would be!
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@dulcamara, you WON'T beat her, so you might as well join her. you might even have some fun:
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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I thought stanton was a boarder?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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@Arno, SKIING IS NOT ABOUT FUN!!!!!!
It is about looking radalicious and letting people know how epic you are, nobody really enjoys the act of skiing we just do it for the props and the b1tches!
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@dulcamara, Dont let your girlfriend see this thread then.
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You know it makes sense.
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i think she may be a little too cool to go on a ski chat forum 
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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dulcamara,
When Meatloaf sang "i'll do anything for love but i won't do that" - he was singing about Snowblading.
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@dulcamara, get some of those things with wings that are often promoted by that guy in the equipment section. They are amazing , apparently.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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I just want to be able to go off piste with her ....
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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So do. Maybe will involve a bit of personal sacrifice of you skiing with a pair of real skis strapped to your pack for the moment when she decides that maybe she does want to give skiing a try.
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@dulcamara, does she allow you in the back country?
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You know it makes sense.
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@Richard_Sideways, steady boy
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@Richard_Sideways, 
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Poster: A snowHead
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@dulcamara,
Just say to her.
" I know women says size does not matter but honestly........ that short ! "
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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OR/AND............
" I think it is so admirable that after teach Peter Dinklage to ski you would spend soo! much time trying to find a way to look stylish on his skis, to save him embarrassment " 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Worst "I've got a new girlfriend" thread ever.
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Oh HoneyBunny,
This is not about one misled skier! That was simply the catalyst, this is about curing snowbladers everywhere!
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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| dulcamara wrote: |
Oh HoneyBunny,
This is not about one misled skier! That was simply the catalyst, this is about curing snowbladers everywhere! |
shotgun?
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| HoneyBunny wrote: |
| Worst "I've got a new girlfriend" thread ever. |
But still way better than " the worst girlfriend ever "
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Two Skiers were on their way out skiing, one said:
"Where did you get your shiny new, one-piece ski suit dulamara?"
dulamara replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful Austrian woman came up on these blades. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the blades probably wouldn't have fit."
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Where is raxski when you need him????
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out in the back-country with Dulcamara's girlfriend possibly. I wonder what she's planning to change about him?
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