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Anyone remember this suggestion from back in 1999? A skiing holiday that's really out of this world.
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Mars' low gravity - only about 3/8ths Earth's gravity - would definitely tend to reduce sore muscles and fall-related injuries


Although some might feel that with lower gravity the idea is a little silly....
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
PG! What t'f*** are you doing up at this time in the mornin! Shocked
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
It's 7 am here, kids have already been up half an hour. What's your excuse!
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Traxvacs website, server issues with new content!, been up all night so gonna take a break soon.
Don't worry about the kids, when they reach puberty you'll not be able to get them out of bed till noon.
AND they're already old enough to sort themselves out in the morning and bring you your brekkie in bed! Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
The day my kids bring me breakfast in bed is the day a pig flies through the window and performs a double heli.
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I got excited when I saw the thread title - I thought the chocolate manufacturer had finally perfected a recipie that doesn't melt or freeze while skiing Cool
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
But Mars dont make Lindt (70% for preference...
ahem.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Interesting photo PG. How much do first choice charge for ski carriage to mars?
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And being confined for a trip of that length, does "Excess Baggage" relate to a physical problem or emotional one?
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I ski on Mars all the time! Great off-piste but the lift system needs some improvement.
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Not sure if 1st Choice go there. You could try Universal, Galaxy Travel or even Gay Planet Holidays.......
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Gettin to Mars is on my list of Things To Do Before I Die. Never thought of skiing there as well Shocked
Unfortunaltely NASA et al are moving so slowly, I would do better getting hold of a sub-ether transponder and hitching a ride on a passing UFO. Sad
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Jonpim, well, today could be your lucky day. I was about to put my sub-ether transponder on ebay...
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
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I was about to put my sub-ether transponder on ebay

Jonpim, Grab it quick, they'll be like gold dust soon. What with global warming it'll soon be the nearest place to go skiing Sad
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
forgot to mention, it's one of the early models, you know, pre-miniturisation, so it does have it's own gravitation field, and may cause warping of the space-time continuum, particularly if you take it near the M25
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Fuxup, that's not the buzzing hand-held model you tried to flog to that waitress in Castleford is it?
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Masque wrote:
Fuxup, that's not the buzzing hand-held model you tried to flog to that waitress in Castleford is it?




Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Do we need to feel the force here?
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Still can't do these great smilies. I have tried but it doesn't work.
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Best to take your uphill transport with you.
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Better!!! but not good enough
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
-on MArs I don't think so -too cold
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Nearly made it!
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Now you're just showing off Little Angel
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Yes-admit to that one Marc
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Wear The Fox Hat, sorry I am so slow, but I have just at last realised who you are (Earl Grey must have just kicked in):
You are Ford Prefect . It all fits! Cool
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Jonpim, perhaps you're right.
Bu who is Marvin? snowHead

As a side issue, I hear the apres-ski bars on Mars don't have much atmosphere.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Wear The Fox Hat, Laughing Laughing

(There are definitely days when I feel like a cross between Marvin and the whale.....Madeye-Smiley )
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