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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"Bloody Spring conditions, I don't know why I bother"
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
This late season skiing ain't all it's cracked up to be!
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Brad thought he might need to take advantage of one of the "enlargement" e-mails he had received.
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Hey guys! . . . Look what happens when you fart in here!!!
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If skis floated it would make life much easier.
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Finally, after the spring thaw, Phil found himself free of the glacier that had held him all winter
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Jack, the ski instructor, finally had to admit that while he thought he was God, he still couldn't walk on water
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Jacques wasn't too impressed with the sales banter about his new extra wide Salomon Specialist Springframe All Terrain skis....
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and he'd not previously understood why the French insisted on such high-level SCUBA qualifications for ski instructors.
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Ok, I know I'm pretty good at pond-skimming, but maybe that was a bit ambitious....
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"Bob suddenly remembered that his instructor's advice to 'go with the flow' actually referred to powder skiing"
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You know it makes sense.
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"Who started that thread about this being a good time to do the Vallee Blanche?"
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Its about time they renamed the Mer de Glace, the Mer d'eau. Bloody gobal warming.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Last time I take directions from a French Ski Instructor!
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