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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I guess I can hang around here for a while. At least the people are friendly and their politics are closer to mine. They sure spell some things funny though.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Rio, some of us have our own unique spelling anyway wink Welcome to a port in the storm...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Rio, Welcome to Snowheads. We don't mind whatever colour your politics all kinds here![/u]
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Rio, you're a communist?

Welcome to Young Liberal Democrat snowHeads! (we wear sandals, go cycling, eat nut roasts and ski in natural fabrics)
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Rio, An quaint old English saying'
Every village should have it's idiot wink
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Rio, it's back again (all part of the upgrade!)
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Yes, but where's Rio?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
David Goldsmith, I think he's dancing on the sand.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Was that your way of saying "It's in Brazil"?
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David Goldsmith, no, but barbarella might have something to do with it!
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
I'm back. I do lurk around here trying to reply to SW Montana questions since I live there. As for being a young liberal Democrat, well, I'm a registered Republican refusing to let the sociopaths that have taken over the party drive me out.....I just don't vote Republican anymore. And the young part is a little off.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Good man, Rio.
Is it true that you're not allowed to talk politics or religion in Epic unless you pay for that privilege/embarassment?

What's the subscription for talking politics? What's the rate for talking religion?
Can you get a package?

[I see that Fox is still allowed to do Irish jokes in there without paying, which is the right approach]
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I better not comment on what you get for your annual subscription since I'm late with this years payment. I queried the powers to be about paying with homemade Montana chokecherry jelly instead of cash and they never got back to me. It tough justifying paying cash since an annual subscription is more than what I pay for a lift ticket at Discovery.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Chokecherry? That sounds nice.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Man, they don't want me back. EpicSki is back up but all my attempts to post get an error. I guess I'll have to adapt to being over here. Lets see, its colour instead of color, lorry instead of truck, "Bush is a bloody loon" instead of "Bush is a f@ckin' idiot"....now what else.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I believe he chokes on pretzels, not cherries.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Take Away instead of Take Out.

Jacket Potato instead of Baked Potato.

C.V. instead of resume.

Holiday instead of vacation.

"When I was on Holiday I saw a chap updating his C.V. while eating a take-away jacket potato."

I'm not sure what the equivalent of 'digestives' are (crackers?), nor that I could work it in into that sentence.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I called the plumber on my mobile (cell Phone) to tell her my tap (fawcett) was broken Toofy Grin
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It's quite OK to knock someone up in the morning.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Bum doesn't mean tramp

Unless skibum wink
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The Rest room is not where you take a rest.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
European ladies don't sit on fannies.
And you can safely bum a fag.
Being pissed means you've drunk too much. Nothing to do with anger.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
In restaurant's a request for a pitcher of water, can result in directions to the nearest art gallery. Very Happy
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
egg plant instead of aubergine
line instead of queue (Americans DONT queue)
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Asking why Stonehenge, was built /isn't finished yet/doesn't look like the pictures, often gets interesting replies. (that was just this summer's best questions.)
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Surface lift not Poma or Drag Lift
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