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My name is Frosty The Snowman, and I'm an intermediate level skier.

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So at what point do stop being a novice and start being an intermediate ?

Frosty the Snowman wrote:
I posted it as sometimes I (as in often) read threads on analysis, technique and stuff like that and I honestly don't have a clue what is being talked about.
Bearing in mind I was the one at the VT equipment test that wanted to test the sunglasses... Cool
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Not sure this thread has completely headed in the direction that FtS had exactly intended. I think he'd intended it as a disarmingly frank public admission of not being the most technical of skiers. It's now been hijacked by some as a public display of modesty to proclaim that despite effort and progress they recognise that they shouldn't think of themselves as advanced or expert (though others, of course, may wink ). So obviously what's needed is to distinguish between different levels of intermediate. Toofy Grin May I suggest a 'what level of skier are you' or 'how good a skier do you think you are' thread?


That wasn't my intent. I actually am with FTS for once. The analysis of what followed Foxy's great videos left me totally lost - almost to the stage of wondering if I could EVER improve if that is the requisite knowledge. Unlike Frosty I need to improve despite a similar age and fitness profile . I will allow other experts to start a thread on 'Keep 50 YO beginners off the slopes'.


To be fair, WTFH et al did ask for analysis of their videos, so it wasn't criticism for criticisms sake, or even showing off for showing offs sake, just trying to give a few pointers. The basic technique displayed was good, so the points to be picked up on are always going to be fairly minor.

I think that it's great to just enjoy your skiing, and most of the time that's what I like to do as well. I just find that if I challenge myself just a little more each time, then my enjoyment of all slopes goes up. Once you're at a certain level, it is just minor tweaks that are needed, and these are going to be a little esoteric.

Mind you, I do think that there are two sorts of people on this site, those who talk themselves up, and those who talk themselves down. I happen to know that Rob, FTS, HelsT, and Jerry are all in the second group. NehNeh
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I happen to know that Rob, FTS, HelsT, and Jerry are all in the second group. NehNeh


Maybe, but not deliberately, more from a lack of confidence in my abilities Wink
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Jerry wrote:
So at what point do stop being a novice and start being an intermediate ?

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Can't claim a great deal of knowledge here, but IMHO a 'novice' is someone who is still snow-ploughing most of the time and sticks to the nursery slopes. anyone who can link parallel turns and is happy on most blues is an intermediate. Dunno when expert cuts in, but don't expect to get there in my lifetime Very Happy
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Kramer wrote:
To be fair, WTFH et al did ask for analysis of their videos, so it wasn't criticism for criticisms sake, or even showing off for showing offs sake, just trying to give a few pointers. The basic technique displayed was good, so the points to be picked up on are always going to be fairly minor.

Mind you, I do think that there are two sorts of people on this site, those who talk themselves up, and those who talk themselves down. I happen to know that Rob, FTS, HelsT, and Jerry are all in the second group. NehNeh


Agreed , WTFH was brave to do so and the thread was very interesting. My only problem being that it was mind-blowing for those like me. - It read like the theory of relativity. Mind you if I was to put up a video of myself skiing , the feedback may have been more focused and relevant :-
-Open your eyes
-Your hip-width apart, not an elephants
-Your arms are for balance not a wind generation system
-Leaning your head to one side does not help you turn
-oops, never mind, do you want a hand back up?
so the feedback was probably horses for courses

I feel no better for knowing that FTS is a disreputable blaggard and con-artist Shocked - I wouldn't play poker with him either wink BTW - I am probably in the talk-up group Embarassed
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My name is Earl.....and I aspire to the Intermediate Hump
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Peter Leuzzi, I must have missed that bit Shocked
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i have used this one before but ...

..you are no longer a beginner when people start getting in YOUR way.. Cool
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eEvans wrote:
My only problem being that it was mind-blowing for those like me. - It read like the theory of relativity.


I really wouldn't worry about it. To be realistic, I'm at the upper end of the holiday skier bracket, by which I mean on an average winter day I'm probably in the top 20% or so of people skiing (on an average summer day I'm in the bottom 20% so I have no delusions that I'm actually really any good). A lot of it goes over my head as well, or at least I understand the points being made but wouldn't necessarily have picked up on them myself or know what to do to go about correcting them.

I suspect most of the people critiqueing are instructors or aspiring to be, this kind of analysis is their thing. For the rest of us mortals just keep taking the lessons and work on one thing at a time.

Over complicating skiing is not a good idea imo, it's essentially a simple game, look at the way kids pick it up.
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My only problem being that it was mind-blowing for those like me. - It read like the theory of relativity.


(not meant condescending, etc)
...just a thought, but if you don't understand, ask!

I mean, put a post up on that thread if things are confusing - it's also a useful way to find out who knows what they are talking about, and who is just using words they have heard before, but don't know what they mean (i.e. bullsh*ters)
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I'm an intermediate Bullsh*tter, but I'm hoping to get off the plateau any day now Toofy Grin
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AxsMan, make sure you wipe before you get off the "plateau" (a new name for Turkish toilets? Wink )


As for my technical ability skiing, I am definitely in the bottom half of skiers at the resorts I go to.
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Wear The Fox Hat, Not taken as condescending at all; in this case I wouldn't ask as my questioning would add little value to myself or the general audience.
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Over complicating skiing is not a good idea imo, it's essentially a simple game


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brian wrote:
Over complicating skiing is not a good idea imo, it's essentially a simple game, look at the way kids pick it up.


I do agree. Generally if you concentrate on one aspect of your technique, a lot of the rest falls into place automatically. Kids can be a little misleading though, they get away with things that adults can't.
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FTS,

I wouldn't worry about it... its all reletive.

Mind you, if someone makes themselves out to be this and that and they're not....then they deserved to get pulled up...but that's hardly about skiing anyway.
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The fastest way to progress through the ranks is drink more beer. By the end of a damn good session, especially one with a good quantity of Jagermeister or Genepy thrown into the mix, I can ski anything bettter than anyone !!! Laughing

An Expert of course can still do this next morning, with a hangover. Novices and a good number of the 'inbetweenies' I ski with don't even make it out next morning...wimps Laughing
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Hello, my name is The Bunnet (long story will tell you one day) and I'm an 'Inbetween Skier' too. And my boots are Salomon and hoping for new ski's for my Christmas. I never smile and all my ski instructors tell me to loosen up. So I did after drinking two glasses of wine before hitting the slopes. Felt tonnes better.
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The Bunnet, welcome to snowHead s.

Anything Fergus McCann related ?
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I am an intermediate skier. An intermediate skier skies the plateau. Plateaus aren't perfectly flat. Sometimes I ski better than last time, often I ski worse than last time. Overall I neither improve nor get worse. This can be daily variation, but there is always an annual variation. The years I skied best were the years when I couldn't go. The years I skied worst were normally the years preceding the years when I couldn't go. My inbetween years are the inbetween years. I can get down a blue, a red and a black. I fall more the steeper the slope, the my worst fall was on a blue. I can't ski on/in powder, I'm quicker through trees without skis, I can't ski on bumps and I just about manage on ice. I'm rarely on the first lift, I'm often on the last one. At the start of the week I'm at my most confident. Halfway through the week I take less chances as I start to worry about hurting myself. At the end of the week I'm glad I've made it unscathed, but wish I had another week. Every autumn I spend too long on websites planning my next trip. I spend more time looking at pictures of ski slopes than on ski slopes. I suspect I will never get better than my best so far, but rarely admit it to myself. I do know however, that barring mishaps, I will never get as "poor" as my pre-plateau days. I am an intermediate skier. snowHead
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skanky, well sumed up. snowHead
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Frosty the Snowman, I think you may be missing some of the point of snowHead 's. Maybe 20% of the people posting are pretty good tending to very good skiers the other 80% of us would probably be fairly indistinguishable given 2 weeks tuition. We might do slightly different things but at the end of the day the things we have difficulty with are pretty much the same and a two degree difference of adduction in the knee bone is not going to make a whole lot of difference.
This does not mean we have to sound the same on snowHead 's we have different gambits to make us sound a bit more knowledgeable and possibly like the 20%.
So if you are feeling a bit lacking in knowledge try one of the following gambits.

The equipment gambit:
This has two variants either extolling or condemning some equipment.
The condemnation is that you take a perfectly good ski that most of us enjoy skiing on then proclaim that it is either useless or OK but does not cope with extreme torque another variant is to say it flatters poorer skiers leaving everyone who quite enjoys them feeling a little inadequate.
For the extolling variant you should use a ski that few people will have a chance of testing ‘Wow them Wonkl muthafu**as really bite the edge when you crank em up’ If you want to discuss the technical points you must emphasise how big they are and the wooden core is key.

Ski resorts once again either condemnation or exuberance are the best options. You must only discuss the off piste or moguls if you are to retain credibility though. An exception can be made if you say you were race training.
Everyone secretly looks down on some tiny resorts so dissing them does not increase your credibility . You have to say something like 3V is just terminally intermediate and crowded to boot. You may need to be a little careful; slagging of Chamonix will probably not get you to much credibility though you may get away with ‘the off piste gets skied out to quickly these days’ but someone is likely to come back with ‘not if you know the place well’.
Boosting a tiny resort may be worthwhile because most people who ski them are beginners and may not realise you have invented the expert terrain. ‘Wow Molehill im Winkl has some real sick lines if you are prepared to climb a few hundred feet’

More recently it seems that video has taken over, this may be a bit more difficult but remember: ‘no-one in cyberspace need know you are a dog’ Next year I intend to take a small hand held mobile phone and video some local hard core nutter if anyone who knows me but not seen me skiing I will say that the pixellic distortion makes me difficult to recognize.

In the mean time I suggest you get over to Parlors video thread and make some suitable comment. ‘Sweet turns but aren’t you getting in the back seat occasionally’. This will instantly restore you from your current state of feeling inadequate and you will regain that vital SH’s credibility.
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If anyone can do me a French, Italian & German translation, that should be my ski/boot hire requests sorted for the rest of my skiing life. Neutral
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skanky, "Je viens d'Angleterre" should just about do it Toofy Grin
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T Bar, Molehill im winkl for me next season, Laughing
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brian wrote:
The Bunnet, welcome to snowHead s.

Anything Fergus McCann related ?


No but I did bump into him alot on school runs several years ago. Smile
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I am neither a beginner, interf@ckingmediate, or expert skier.

I am a boarder. I always smile though. Toofy Grin
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T Bar- pretty much spot on.

I'm sure it would be poosible to entirely invent a resort ("it's so hardcore it doesn't even have a website" populated entirely by Scandis, Canucks & Yetis (so other people would be embarassed to admit they hadn't heard of it when these hard core skiing nations had).

Equally you can always try a new variant of the sport - "Ooh I found that bit a bit tedious skiing but it was perfect on my Assymetric Mono Tele Skwall"
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The Bunnet wrote:
Hello, my name is The Bunnet (long story will tell you one day) and I'm an 'Inbetween Skier' too. And my boots are Salomon and hoping for new ski's for my Christmas. I never smile and all my ski instructors tell me to loosen up. So I did after drinking two glasses of wine before hitting the slopes. Felt tonnes better.


I too have been instructed (officially by an instructor!) to have a beer before I start on the slopes each morning - my confession is that I tend to over-analyse Embarassed
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