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Do you sit on your poles on a chairlift?

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Belch wrote:
European lifts vary but usually they start their lives in Switzerland, migrate to Austria, then get sold to France, then get re-sold to Italy and then end up on Ebay and bought by the Eastern Euros . . . Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Humm, you've clearly been to some different Swiss resorts to me as I'd have the order down as: Austrians buy/sell to French/sell to either Switzerland or Italy.

Certainly you know you've crossed the Austrian/Swiss border in Ischgl/Samnaun as soon as you sit on a chair, and it's a similar story skiing around the Portes du Soleil (where a number of the Swiss resorts are still dependent on drag lifts and haven't even progressed to fixed chairs, let alone heated seats/covers/etc).
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@Mjit, Verbier / Zermatt / Wengen / Saas Fee - maybe I've been spoilt! The order of sales was made up based on assumption and average humour rather than fact! Italy are 100% at the bottom of the 'big 4' Alpine order . .
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Does anyone have a picture? I just can't see it in my head - especially on a full chairlift - don't they get in the way of the person next to you? are they sticking out forwards?
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skimummk wrote:
Does anyone have a picture? I just can't see it in my head - especially on a full chairlift - don't they get in the way of the person next to you? are they sticking out forwards?


@Scarlet has already answered this, but yes, they stick out forwards. Mine are invariably tucked under my left thigh/buttock, and stick out more or less between my knees, pointing straight in front of me. It’s not uncomfortable in the slightest, even on an old, uncushioned, wooden-slatted chair, although I can see why people might think it would be.
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JayRo wrote:
It’s not uncomfortable in the slightest, even on an old, uncushioned, wooden-slatted chair, although I can see why people might think it would be.

Because our muscular thigh provides plenty of cushioning.

You do need to avoid the sit bone. But that’s not hard to do at all.
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Pole sitter here. Not all the time just if I need to do check my phone/eat/drink.

As for safety bar down… always around these parts. Some lifts seem to have had a warning alarm fitted. Once you get to a certain point, and the bar isn’t down, a sign starts flashing and an alarm goes off.
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knackered knees wrote:
paulhinch wrote:
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Oh skiers and their poles - what a carry on... you're all nuts.


THIS. 1000x THIS!!!


Obviously you'll both decline a pole flat bits Laughing Laughing Laughing


Step Ons..... if it gets too flat to board, just hop off and walk past the skiers poling it...... wink


You aren't walking faster than I pole/skate I can assure you Very Happy
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I rarely stick poles under my bum. As someone else said, I might if I plan a mega faff. Normally sticking them under my arm or pressing them between my thigh and the safety bar is quicker and easier.

I've stopped using wrist straps on my gloves (or idiot bands as we like to call them in our house Very Happy ). Mainly because they are a bit of a faff but also because I'm not beyond the idiocy of forgetting to put them on then working on the assumption that they ARE on. Fortunately never done that on a lift! If I need to take a glove off on a lift I just jam it between my thighs which is abundantly secure given my thighs are quite chunky!
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Obviously you'll both decline a pole [on] flat bits Laughing

Actually I've never used a pole like that, so yes.

Those gentle souls offended by pole clicking would perhaps argue that to offer a pole is disrespectful, because the donor is suggesting I can't ride without their unsalted for help. But I know that's not the intent; it's not the internet.

If I was once to accept a pole, I'd never hear the end of it.

Some skiers I ride with make a point of offering me poles as a gentle p*** take.
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As a beginner snowboarder, not to mention terribly nice person, I used (when on skis) to offer boarders who looked like they were struggling a pole, across a flat bit at the top of a 5km blue "home run". Several accepted, usually till they got going, then let go and carried on with a cheery wave. I also once accepted a pole, in the same place, though from one of my own party (I was brought up not to accept unsolicited poles from strange men). wink
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At what point do the pole-sitters extricate the poles, so as to avoid getting in a tangle on arrival? Whilst I admit to being fairly clumsy, I can envisage all kinds of entanglements, especially if, for whatever reason, the safety bar is late in going up.
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@Hurtle, hold between legs as the chair approaches, sit down with the handles just past the leg and pointy ends (technical description) pointing forward at either 10 or 2 o'clock, under left or right leg depending on which side the foot rest is on. When unloading just pull the poles forward when standing up and pushing off with other hand. It's really is not as complicated as some people make out.

I can say with a high level of certainty that none of the poles you see under chair lines escaped from under anyones leg.
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@Dr John, I see. So you stand up with your poles upside down* (and not, I hope, held out in front of you like a bayonet) in one hand? Fair enough.

*I'm assuming you don't have double-jointed wrists.
wink Laughing
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Oh I don't know - a 6-man ski-pole/bayonet charge may help clear out the exit of some lifts...
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@Richard_Sideways, good point, well argued
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jedster wrote:
paulhinch wrote:
knackered knees wrote:
paulhinch wrote:
Richard_Sideways wrote:
Oh skiers and their poles - what a carry on... you're all nuts.


THIS. 1000x THIS!!!


Obviously you'll both decline a pole flat bits Laughing Laughing Laughing


Step Ons..... if it gets too flat to board, just hop off and walk past the skiers poling it...... wink


You aren't walking faster than I pole/skate I can assure you Very Happy


Empirically, a determined march up a gentle but irritating slope is slower than polling it and definitely slower than skating it. The top of Le Belvédère in AdH is perhaps 250m before you get a down slope and I did it at least 6 times last week. I was polling with one arm due to injury: the further I yomped to put my skis on, the more I held everyone else up.
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jedster wrote:
paulhinch wrote:
knackered knees wrote:
paulhinch wrote:
Richard_Sideways wrote:
Oh skiers and their poles - what a carry on... you're all nuts.


THIS. 1000x THIS!!!


Obviously you'll both decline a pole flat bits Laughing Laughing Laughing


Step Ons..... if it gets too flat to board, just hop off and walk past the skiers poling it...... wink


You aren't walking faster than I pole/skate I can assure you Very Happy

Second that!

I routinely skate past boarder walking on many of flat or slightly uphill bits! I don’t need to use my poles unless the upslope is quite severe.

I ski with a couple of boarder friends rather regularly. We of course try to avoid flat bits. But there’s one place where we had to go past to get to the good stuff. For the longest time, my boarder mates would walk while I skate past and wait at the end. But last year for the first time, I came by slowly to one of my mates before she were completely stopped. I shouted “here comes the tow truck!”. She grabbed my poles and was gracefully towed up the remainder of the slight uphill. She admitted “that nice!”. And the next time we went there again, she just waited for the “tow truck” to come by. Toofy Grin Saves time for me to wait for them. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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I shouted “here comes the tow truck!”. She grabbed my pole and was gracefully towed up the remainder of the slight uphill. She admitted “that nice!”. And the next time we went there again, she just waited for the “tow truck” to come


I think @abc, has been working on his erotic ski fan fiction again... maybe a rename if the offing here.
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hold between legs as the chair approaches, sit down with the handles just past the leg and pointy ends (technical description) pointing forward at either 10 or 2 o'clock, under left or right leg depending on which side the foot rest is on.

plenty of lifts now have the foot rest between the legs, so it acts as a kid stop.
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@Richard_Sideways, @abc is female. Madeye-Smiley
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@Alastair Pink, So was EL James, and it didn't do her any harm... just emotionally scarred all those charity shops volunteers working the book section.
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It does look kinda cool but I know I'd eff it up.
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andy wrote:
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hold between legs as the chair approaches, sit down with the handles just past the leg and pointy ends (technical description) pointing forward at either 10 or 2 o'clock, under left or right leg depending on which side the foot rest is on.

plenty of lifts now have the foot rest between the legs, so it acts as a kid stop.

Those are parti ularly awkward for Boarders when they bend 90 degrees before leaving the station as the tail of the board is dragging awkwardly and the skiers on the lift don't understand why I don't want them to pull the bar down.
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BoardieK wrote:
andy wrote:
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hold between legs as the chair approaches, sit down with the handles just past the leg and pointy ends (technical description) pointing forward at either 10 or 2 o'clock, under left or right leg depending on which side the foot rest is on.

plenty of lifts now have the foot rest between the legs, so it acts as a kid stop.

Those are parti ularly awkward for Boarders when they bend 90 degrees before leaving the station as the tail of the board is dragging awkwardly and the skiers on the lift don't understand why I don't want them to pull the bar down.


yes I've noticed that but I'm assure you are aware that the winter sport industry has really stopped giving a flying anything about snowboarders. I'm not saying that's right but I think it's largely true
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With one or two snowboarders per hundred skiers in that resort (St Luc) I'm sure you are right.
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jedster wrote:
BoardieK wrote:
andy wrote:
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hold between legs as the chair approaches, sit down with the handles just past the leg and pointy ends (technical description) pointing forward at either 10 or 2 o'clock, under left or right leg depending on which side the foot rest is on.

plenty of lifts now have the foot rest between the legs, so it acts as a kid stop.

Those are parti ularly awkward for Boarders when they bend 90 degrees before leaving the station as the tail of the board is dragging awkwardly and the skiers on the lift don't understand why I don't want them to pull the bar down.


yes I've noticed that but I'm sure you are aware that the winter sport industry has really stopped giving a flying anything about snowboarders. I'm not saying that's right but I think it's largely true
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I’m fascinated that such a mundane question has yielded 3 pages of discussion! I’m also fascinated by the number of people who can’t seem to get from breakfast to lunch without eating…
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@Gordyjh, yes, it's remarkable that it provoked so much discussion. As the OP I was prompted to post after having seen the American comments on another FB group that "Everyone does this. I don’t want to be holding them whole time so I put them under my leg." and ""Never met a skier in my life who doesn’t sit on their poles." ,which somewhat surprised me.
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@Gordyjh""Never met a skier in my life who doesn’t sit on their poles." ,which somewhat surprised me.

Plausible explanations include for this, include "This person..."

    Has never actually met a skier
    Has never been skiing
    Is confusing chair lifts with drag lifts (no, that one doesn't work because most people don't put their poles behind their bums)
    Doesn't believe anyone who is a beginner, intermediate or child counts as a skier
    Doesn't regard anyone who doesn't sit on their poles as a skier
    Is, in fact, one of a small number of well-known snowHeads who like to start pointless arguments
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Alastair Pink wrote:
@Gordyjh""Never met a skier in my life who doesn’t sit on their poles." ,which somewhat surprised me.

Plausible explanations include for this, include "This person..."

    ...
    Is, in fact, one of a small number of well-known snowHeads who like to start pointless arguments


Highly unlikely to be a snowHead as it was on another FB skiing group and as a I said previously is American (I'm aware that there are a few American sHs but not many).
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It was not meant to be taken seriously, despite the lack of emojis
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Surely any discussion about ski poles is going to end up being quite pointed...
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Richard_Sideways wrote:
Surely any discussion about ski poles is going to end up being quite pointed...


That's an acute comment....
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skimummk wrote:
Does anyone have a picture? I just can't see it in my head - especially on a full chairlift - don't they get in the way of the person next to you? are they sticking out forwards?


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Oh, just to drag this thread into 5 pages…

@swskier, you’re doing it “wrong”! You should have the pole handles pointing forward. Laughing snowHead
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Oh, just to drag this thread into 5 pages…

@swskier, you’re doing it “wrong”! You should have the pole handles pointing forward. Laughing snowHead


Not to mention powder baskets with narrow skis. What is going on? Laughing
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Oh, just to drag this thread into 5 pages…

@swskier, you’re doing it “wrong”! You should have the pole handles pointing forward. Laughing snowHead


Not to mention powder baskets with narrow skis. What is going on? Laughing

Sorry, that’s not a “powder basket”.
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Sorry, that’s not a “powder basket”.


Midfat basket then? Cos it definitely isn't a euro-slim piste basket. Toofy Grin
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mgrolf wrote:
abc wrote:

Sorry, that’s not a “powder basket”.


Midfat basket then? Cos it definitely isn't a euro-slim piste basket. Toofy Grin

Less leki, more volkl!
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Sorry, that’s not a “powder basket”.


Midfat basket then? Cos it definitely isn't a euro-slim piste basket. Toofy Grin

I think it’s just a regular basket.

Unless you’re racing or carving super-g, there’s no advantage for those “euro-slim piste” basket.
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