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I'm trying to book a holiday weekend in March for myself and thirty friends. We are mostly intermediates with some experts and so would like to find a resort with some challenging reds and lots of bars. I have tried booking a chalet in St.Anton for the weekend but the lady on the other end laughed and put the phone down on me. Why?
Should we maybe be looking at somewhere in Bulgaria instead or is the skiing there likely to be tougher than Austria?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
If I post, "I've just seen snow on the webcam of the resort I'm going to at x-mas", how long will it be untill someone says it'll all melt by weekend?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
They won't, it'll have melted already.
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I cannot think for myself. If I tell you everything about my life; will you sort it out for me?
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Dr John, Timbobaggins,
queen bodecia wrote:
So basically you want to put the entire forum on one thread? Toofy Grin

Very funny, great thread..
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If Apple make a Landrover the universe will be complete Very Happy
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
feef, are Bawbags camo what you wear when going "commando"?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
"I've done 4 weeks skiing in the last 6 years missed a couple because of work and can carve on reds and nearly on blacks I bought some fischer vacuum boots they rock big style now I need my own skis been looking at some 120cm waist with wicked rockers any recommendations?"

A clue. I recommend you get a clue.


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Am I an intermediate?
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Which resort is this "intermediate plateau" in? Can I drive there?
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I have a chalet, do you want to be my slave?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Poles! Just for poseurs?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Why struggle with skis when blades are so much easier?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Snowboards. Wtf?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Monoskis-double ditto.
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Poster: A snowHead
Are my skis too long or am I too short ?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I have a very sharp pain on the left side of my chest do you think I should go and see a doct
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Boredsurfing wrote:
If Apple make a Landrover the universe will be complete Very Happy


If Apple made Landrovers, then they'd all be white, cost £4.3m a pop and the bonnet would be welded shut.

If Landrover made iPads, they'd be covered in checkerplate steel, weigh 40kg and fall apart when you looked at them.

And either way they'd both spend most of their time parked up at that lovely little indy coffee boutique near the river in Putney where Gemimahhh makes the most divine toffee-nut latte.
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Can I teach children (aged 1, 4 and 7) to ski? will they need lessons?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I'm a world class racer / instructor / whatever with years of experience.

What skis should I get?

Which bindings will fit them?
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is telemarking hard? do i need a lesson?
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Which bag should I get?

Which hand should I wipe my bum with?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
queen bodecia wrote:
So basically you want to put the entire forum on one thread? Toofy Grin
Exactly! Brilliant! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Quote:

Which hand should I wipe my bum with?


...and does it look big in this?
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Dr John wrote:
Bode Swiller, yes, but they close for lunch between 11.30 & 2. This is a health and safety directive.
I poo-poo thee not but in Bareges about 20 years ago, many of the lifts closed for over an hour for le De'juner.

Garlic chomping surrender monkey Fitzwilliams the lot of them.

(I live part of the year amongst them so I am qualified to comment)
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oofaafuu, strangely when I first started skiing lifts did indeed close over lunch time. I hadn't discovered France then so I suppose it was Austria or Italy
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