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Most misleading resort taglines?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
There are at least 10 resorts in France that all claim to be the largest.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Quote:

Tignes???? Belle????


"La plus belle ende architecture de la ski monde?? (Mais le ski formidable!!Very Happy)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
II wrote:
Lecht 637 doesn't quite sound right

Sounds more like a radio station Toofy Grin
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tomstickland, is the Trois Vallees the biggest?
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
chrisdavis wrote:
'Glenshee - If the car park's full......turn around and go home'

"Cairngorm - if the car parks are 90% full sit in a traffic jam on the ski road for a couple of hours staring at the closed snow gates......turn around and go home" Twisted Evil

Actually not sure that's snappy enough, nor is it misleading enough wink


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Sauze d'Oulx - the lifts are 200m up that way
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Bad Hofgastein - home of the tumbleweeds
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Big Sky - and heap big lift ticket price too
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Big Mountain - not really
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Verbier - the world's biggest and best posh lift queue
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Tignes - the world's first lunar base test model
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Val D - as good as you've heard (and the costs are pretty steep too)
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Jackson Hole - so you too can claim to have skied Corbet's
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Alpe d'Huez - actually I have nothing bad to say about the place
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
johnboy wrote:
La Wossiere: Great for beginners, intermediates, advanced, experts, on piste, off piste, families, singles, bisexuals, folk who really want to go to Austria, apres, quiet night life.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Planai - Schladming "4 Berg Schishaukel" - "4 mountain ski swing"!

Should be : "Freeride paradise where the locals never leave the piste"
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
waynos wrote:
Planai - Schladming "4 Berg Schishaukel" - "4 mountain ski swing"!

Should be : "Freeride paradise where the locals never leave the piste"


Ah, you see, that's useful to know. But it's a good thing it's not advertised!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Why is everything in Austria either a "Ski Circus" or a "Snow El Dorado"? Neither of which actually make a whole lot of sense, if you think about it.
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ami in berlin, well Ski Circus does make sense on the way down from the Mooserwirt after 9pm...
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
skiking4, Depends on what you're measuring. It is, I believe, the largest linked area, in that you can ski it all without removing your skis. The Porte du Soleil, for example, has a larger area covered by a single lift pass, but you need to take a bus (or walk) for some of the links.
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stevomcd, I don't think so. For a start, I think an "espace" is masculine. "Le plus grand domaine" maybe?
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
boabski wrote:
not quite what you're looking for but Prestwick Airport's 'Pure Dead Brilliant' has got to be the worst I've seen. Basically they're saying 'Welcome to Rab C Nesbitland' Embarassed


I've just noticed this.

I totally agree - its embarrassing.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
jb1970 wrote:
boabski wrote:
not quite what you're looking for but Prestwick Airport's 'Pure Dead Brilliant' has got to be the worst I've seen. Basically they're saying 'Welcome to Rab C Nesbitland' Embarassed


I've just noticed this.

I totally agree - its embarrassing.


Would you want to fly from an airport which used the word "dead" in its tagline? Laughing
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jb1970 wrote:
boabski wrote:
not quite what you're looking for but Prestwick Airport's 'Pure Dead Brilliant' has got to be the worst I've seen. Basically they're saying 'Welcome to Rab C Nesbitland' Embarassed


I've just noticed this.

I totally agree - its embarrassing.

Keeping with airports, Liverpool John Lennon Airport - Above Us Only Sky (TM) goes a bit over the top with the whole Beatles theme.

And why does an airport need a tagline, anyway?
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America - where fun never stops (though the lifts stop at 3:30 without fail)
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
France - we invented Apres Ski (we just don't do it ourselves)
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Just searching resort taglines and read the comments on this (ignore the first 5 comments as they are spam)

http://hotsearches.aol.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ski-resort/

"Okemo and Killington both suck..you have to go more north in VT if u want to ride decent snow.. but SRATTON Mnt. is were it's at in the east!"

(STRATTON IS MORE SOUTH THAN KTON... AND IT GETS MUCH LESS SNOW THAN THE KTON!!!!)

"Mount Sunapee has much better snow than Killington and has been awarded such for 3 years running. Of course they also own Okemo but I think Mount SUnapee is better than Okemo..."

(MT SUNAPEE GETS LESS SNOW THAN KTON)

"dude alyeska in alaska beats all of these resorts. alyeska has more black diamonds and double black diamonds than any other resort in the us. not only that they have a 5 star hotel and spa for the ladies if they arent down for the snow. super fun!!"

(ALYESKA HAS MUCH LESS BLACK AND DUB BLACK RUNS THAN OTHER RESORTS!!!)

"Some women go skiing to meet wealthy guys. I'm living large because of the wonderful and wealthy man I met. "

LOL

How Could SNOWSHOE, WV not on this list??

(I'll let you think about that...)
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Vail's tagline is "There's no comparison."

LOL'd when I read that one.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Les Deux Alpes - sometimes you can ski to the valley.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Whistler - where the powder never stops. Until half way down when it's usually slushy and sometimes it even rains if you're really lucky.
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