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Why don't the French do Y-fronts?

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perhaps Superman would wear Y-Fronts if he were British......

Perhaps. But unless those blue tights have Y fronts too.......but they'd have to, wouldn't they? Or a quick pee would become quite a kerfuffle. A Frenchman Superman wouldn't wear all that daft stuff, he'd be bronzed from head to toe, much skinnier and in a teeny weeny black slip. If that. As anyone who has spent any time on a yacht in the Mediterranean could envisage.
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Have you tried next door for German underpants? (the ones with the bismark at the back wink )
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sbooker wrote:
shep wrote:
foxtrotzulu wrote:
@shep, I wonder whether Y-Fronts are just the sort of anachronism that only M&S still stocks. I'm not sure you'd find them anywhere else in the UK. The ones with a diagonal slash, if you'll forgive the pun, rather went out of fashion a couple of decades ago. Feel the breeze and switch to boxers Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Ah yes, I fear you may be right, it is 3.5 decades since I left uk. I have progressed from "slip" to stretchy boxer, but going to fully enclosed coupe rather than cabriolet has always been a step too far wink

Briefs are invaluable as a young teenager as they control a unwanted roque stiffy much better than boxers.
So I’m told.

My husband calls Boxers chernoble knickers, due to constant fear of fall out.
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Alastair Pink wrote:
... perhaps Superman would wear Y-Fronts if he were British...... Madeye-Smiley

Perhaps he would if he was the sort of person who made a big deal being "British" as opposed to any of the other options.

I wasn't actually aware that such things still existed.
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Just checked and you have Uniqlo in France... and Uniqlo Mesh Airism briefs are the absolute best.

They're stretchy boxer brief variety, with a, err, quick access slot (?)... especially fantastic for hot, humid weather but just every day, every where from on t' oil rig, to the ski slopes, to the hot and sweaty Thai golf course...

WARNING:- do NOT by accident get the 'low rise' version. Firstly... because they're low rise and that is for twiglet legged pre pubescents or ladies, and secondly the low rise do not have the slit thingy... and don't get any cotton version either (no, not even the Supima cotton ones) as the Airism stuff is fab.
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pam w wrote:
A Frenchman Superman wouldn't wear all that daft stuff, he'd be bronzed from head to toe, much skinnier and in a teeny weeny black slip. If that.


Pam's thought for the day*

(*Every day! Laughing )
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pam w wrote:
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perhaps Superman would wear Y-Fronts if he were British......

Perhaps. But unless those blue tights have Y fronts too.......but they'd have to, wouldn't they?


Crotchless blue tights should do the trick.

pam w wrote:
A Frenchman Superman wouldn't wear all that daft stuff, he'd be bronzed from head to toe, much skinnier and in a teeny weeny black slip. If that. As anyone who has spent any time on a yacht in the Mediterranean could envisage.


Is that what originally spurned your interest in sailing? wink
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I have seen many post on this forum discussing what ski pants to get. This is the most specific yet. Blush Most people seem determined to get waterproof ones rather than a specific design
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Is that what originally spurned your interest in sailing?

No, it was a long time before I sailed in the Med - and skinny Frenchmen dancing round in their knickers don't really do it for me. One needs a hint of mystery, perhaps....
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coops1967 wrote:
Just checked and you have Uniqlo in France... and Uniqlo Mesh Airism briefs are the absolute best.

They're stretchy boxer brief variety, with a, err, quick access slot (?)... especially fantastic for hot, humid weather but just every day, every where from on t' oil rig, to the ski slopes, to the hot and sweaty Thai golf course...

Well after that glowing review I couldn't resist, ordered for evaluation Toofy Grin . My oilfield days are over (Exlog north-sea, Baker Oil Tools Libya), Thai golf courses I'm resigned to never enjoying, but it they prove to ensure a healthy breeze around one's privates (©JK Rowling) on the ski slopes, then this thread will not have been in vain!
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pam w wrote:
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Is that what originally spurned your interest in sailing?

No, it was a long time before I sailed in the Med - and skinny Frenchmen dancing round in their knickers don't really do it for me. One needs a hint of mystery, perhaps....


Something like this perhaps, note the pipe manfully gripped in hand, obviously sound fellows..... Madeye-Smiley


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@Alastair Pink, Laughing Do you think there's a wee placket in the backet?
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You know it makes sense.
Or rather a poo placket
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