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or a skirting ladder.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
or a theatre electrician going for blackout lamps.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@chrisprout1, Chris please note for your research that some counterintuitive things apply re travel.

We seldom fly - since the carbon footprint is bad.

We have researched the greenest means of getting to the Alps, and for four of us the carbon footprint of a car is less than any other mode of transport including train.

Even if the train was the lowest, it is a failing of the Eu commission that it has not regularised long distance rail travel (single ticketing etc) to enable trains to compete with planes
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@chrisprout1, You might want to add a final question. "do you think your occasional transport to the alps makes a difference to climate change compared to all the cows farting or the chinese warming their hands on their coal fires?"
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SnoodlesMcFlude wrote:
dogwatch wrote:
Oh, consider it like an apprentice being sent to the stores to fetch a "long weight".


Bag of sparks for the angle grinder.


Stripey paint, sky hooks for a ladder, the list goes on.


@chrisprout1, For Q10, I suspect you are asking the wrong people. Most on here would sell a kidney or their children if it got them an extra few days on the slopes.*

*I've had the kids advertised on Fleabay for ages. No bids Toofy Grin
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well with a name like Thornyhill, people would be afraid they were prickley little things.
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@biddpyat, I was just about to make a pun from your name and realised that I have been reading it as biddy pat when iy isn't.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
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@chrisprout1, For Q10, I suspect you are asking the wrong people. Most on here would sell a kidney or their children if it got them an extra few days on the slopes.*Toofy Grin


Spot on statement of the day! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Just in from Val d'...

Here are the cumulative heights of snow in a winter season in Val d'Isère since 1990:

Winter 90/91: 5 M44
Winter 91/92: 4 M64
Winter 92/93: 3 M66
Winter 93/94: 7 M15
Winter 94/95: 7 M98
Winter 95/96: 4 M35
Winter 96/97: 5 M30
Winter 97/98: 5 M76
Winter 98/99: 7 M05
Winter 99/00: 6 M21
Winter 00/01: 6 M47
Winter 01/02: 4 M27
Winter 02/03: 4 M30
Winter 03/04: 5 M28
Winter 04/05: 4 M79
Winter 05/06: 6 M24
Winter 06/07: 4 M77
Winter 07/08: 6 M05
Winter 08/09: 6 M00
Winter 09/10: 5 M04
Winter 10/11: 2 M34
Winter 11/12: 6 M90
Winter 12/13: 7 M95
Winter 13/14: 4 M44
Winter 14/15: 4 M01
Winter 15/16: 6 M19

For the record, he fell, since the beginning of the 201/2017 season, 2 M45 of snow.


No decline at all then.
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Fair play to the Proutman for fronting up the flak.
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Done.

Survey design, eh?
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
@bar shaker, eyeballing, it doesn't look as though there's a notable trend. Need to analyse.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@chrisprout1, Done - because you took the flak.

Also, the human role in creating dangerous Climate Change is scientifically proven, so you shouldn't have to include other options (Q7). Good on you. Toofy Grin
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I've done it now, too.
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SnoodlesMcFlude wrote:
dogwatch wrote:
Oh, consider it like an apprentice being sent to the stores to fetch a "long weight".


Bag of sparks for the angle grinder.


Left handed screwdriver.
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I'm sorry, people have been very decent, but ffs, we all know livestock are a greater contributor to climate change than travelling. The prospect of us saving the world by sailing to the alps is ludicrous. Have no or less children. Don't eat meat. Fly to ski resorts as much as you want.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@8611, fewer children.....unless you are churning one out every few seconds and can't count them.

@bambionskiis, I have a left handed monkey wrench. The threads are back to front. It melts my brain trying to use the thing.



http://youtube.com/v/1Wd7e5Gfz64
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love the video. I'm rubbish at doing things back to front (except write sentences and that sort of thing!). I'll show that video to my brother who legit was sent to the parts shop for a left handed screwdriver on his first day as a trainee mechanic. Gotta love an all-male environment Very Happy
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