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Pleeeeease try to persuade me to take up boarding!

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You lot 60mph!!!!! I doubt it!

As for all yer antiboarding tips....glad u devote so much thinking time to us. To be honest I can say I can't reciprocate with the same courtesy as I am too busy riding and having fun. Emphasis on FUN. Look it up you bitter and twisted "it's our piste, yah!" two plank pimms guzzling dayglo buffons.




no this is more like it....

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crosbie wrote:
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2) Sit in the middle of the piste so other boarders will see where you are.


Hadn't thought of that one.... note to self for next week.


crosbie wrote:
.1) In a chairlift queue make sure that any boarder nearby has no bare ground left upon which to place their foot.


Oh like that ever works.... I spend more time standing on ski's with my free foot in queue lifts, than I do snow NehNeh
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crosbie wrote:
However, I do hate drivers that, on a wide open road with excellent visibility, first match your speed, and then pull out fully into the opposite lane and laboriously overtake you as if you might swerve uncontrollably to the right at any moment.

Some cyclists prefer that, others would prefer you passed close by at a reasonable speed so you can pick up some slipstream. From behind you can't tell which is which so is it right to play safe?
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Even better when you see that all their weights on 1 leg.....gentle tap on the other ski........hey presto domino skiers! Quality! Twisted Evil
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Philip - I belive "buffoons" is spelt with 2 o's Wink
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Philip Prior wrote:
You lot 60mph!!!!! I doubt it!

As for all yer antiboarding tips....glad u devote so much thinking time to us. To be honest I can say I can't reciprocate with the same courtesy as I am too busy riding and having fun.


Many powder runs in London then?
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Only in the toilets in the Met Bar...
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DB. Why so anti London/Sarf? Get yerself a life Wink
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No powder runs in London DB, but plenty in Morzine, Alpe d'huez and no doubt in my third as yet undetermined destination this season. Wink

I'm from the North actually but I find holding down a well paid job allows me to afford holidays such as these and feed my obsession with boarding. Sorry about that Twisted Evil
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Ian - you took the bait on my "deliberately mispelt word ploy" to prompt you to correct me and thus enter the fray.

Glad ur back Wink
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Lady's front bottom, you mean? Wink
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Oh don't start on that.Still tring to figure out Funny Fellow.!
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I've given you a big clue on the other thread!
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DB wrote:
Philip Prior wrote:
You lot 60mph!!!!! I doubt it!

As for all yer antiboarding tips....glad u devote so much thinking time to us. To be honest I can say I can't reciprocate with the same courtesy as I am too busy riding and having fun.


Many powder runs in London then?


oooh and how many powder runs do you have in the streets of Vienna then? Where can I book a ski pass?

So your from Manchester then.... so what, you stopped off in Vienna once, and were done for nicking hubcaps or sumfink ?

Yah thieving nurthern monkey .... keep your laderhosen on.

I could always lend you the bus fare home
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Oisin Osh Kelly wrote:

oooh and how many powder runs do you have in the streets of Vienna then? Where can I book a ski pass?

So your from Manchester then.... so what, you stopped off in Vienna once, and were done for nicking hubcaps or sumfink ?

Yah thieving nurthern monkey .... keep your laderhosen on.


I finally decided to live in a place where people keep hold of their car radios and don't fight in the streets on the weekend.
There's 4" of snow in my garden at the moment, I could ski the steep (but short) back garden if I wanted. There's a small ski lift 15 mins from my house. (about the size of Tamworth, Milton Keynes Castleford etc)
Semmering is a resonable sized ski resort and is approx 1 hr 15 mins from Vienna. St Anton is only 52 Euros and 6 hrs on the train.
There are plenty of places with powder runs at the moment ca 2 hours away from Vienna, I shall be hitting them at the weekend again (as I have the last four weekends).

Any more questions goatie beard?

Oisin Osh Kelly wrote:
I could always lend you the bus fare home
Now where would you get money like that, from your rich boyfriend? NehNeh
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oooh you beast DB... how did you know my boyfriend was rich... keep your hands to yourself...

So your saying you moved to Vienna to get away from Manchester... admirable in some ways I spose

So what your saying is that there are no Powder runs in Vienna then... pretty much the same as in London....

It's only 45 mins on the train to Diggerland from London... there they have a fantastic outdoor real snow slope... well okay.. I don't think they ever actually got it right... probably a mound of dirty brown snow by now... probably as good as your back garden....

Do you really dress up in your one piece fluro suit put your planks on and stand in your back garden drinking G+T waving your sticks of shame ??

NehNeh
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Hey,
Don't go knocking Manchester - it's a great place tp come from (but not so good a place to go to I know).

Of course I don't drink G+T's, "I'ill have a babycham". Wink
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'Hey!'..............'I'll Have A Babycham!' (Advert from early '90's).
But i'm not taking up skiing again! snowHead
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DBs a Mank and he has the cheek to slag off Essex (ok we'll call that one a draw) Wink
I can just picture some norfern hippy type trying to dance like Bez on skis, dragging his knuckles on the slopes like a one-piece suited Gallacher brother. Oh dear! Very Happy
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Sorted! Twisted Evil ....Top Banana.... Cool
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Hullo Mrs Patterson !
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Richie,
It's "Gallagher" not "Gallacher" init. rolling eyes
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Couldn't give a monkeys. Very Happy
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Spellings never been our forte.Ask Oisin!
What Does DNA stand for?
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Nope.
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Simon (Mr T), I was being funny. Or not!
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Simon, Is it .......National Dyslexia Association. (Sorry if that has offended anyone but it made me chuckle) Laughing
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I was just looking at the Riders Profile's in that other thread. Most (if not all) of you have been boarding for 2 afternoons or more - you must all be experts by now. Shock
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Yeh but i skied 1 afternoon,so i can do blacks on sticks if i need too....... NehNeh
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Simon (Mr T), I found I could do blacks on my backside quite easily after no lessons!
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Skiing's too easy innit!
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I find doing blacks first thing in the morning when still inebreated (note to self... must by pictionary) easy
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If you have sticks to help you stay upright then anything is possible Wink
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DB wrote:
I was just looking at the Riders Profile's in that other thread. Most (if not all) of you have been boarding for 2 afternoons or more - you must all be experts by now. Shock


Too right I'm an expert, compared to a bunch of babysham drinking "walkers" like u and Masopa Laughing
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Why not get rid of the sticks and just put stabilisers on each ski? rolling eyes
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Or put four snowblades on your zimmer frames. That way you have something to hold on to. NehNeh
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Pity they don't hand out free lift passes like they do bus passes. Wink
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Philip Prior, they do in the US!
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