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nixmap, I already have an order in for the popcorn!!
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I think the role changes as life goes on, by now I seriously doubt my kids would have any use for an English Ski instructor, other then some form of Schadenfroh entertainment.



what's wrong with English ski instructors then Laughing
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nixmap, purely out of interest, and not wanting this to to sound like I am getting at you, but how many people do you have coming forward?
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PaulC1984 wrote:
nixmap, purely out of interest, and not wanting this to to sound like I am getting at you, but how many people do you have coming forward?


plenty to choose from when it gets too many to handle I close the list not all are fully serious.
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nixmap, I can imagine!
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I truely wish I could put my name down for this, but my bucketlist has just grown by one...........Work For Nixmap.

Now which one do I remove to make way for it..........Climb Kilimanjaro, or appear on an episode of Jeremy Kyle.....Decision Decisions snowHead snowHead
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kiteman69, perhaps if you DID manage to work for Nixmap, option 2 above would be a natural progression

wink

nixmap, teasing! I'd do it if I wasn't blessed with a still-dependent family
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Vkiteman69, volunteer for nixmap you mean Toofy Grin
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Applications are now closed,
Thanks everyone for all your support and helpful comments.
Hopefully this year we will finally get someone who will write an anonymous blog......
Maybe this will help unwind any mysteries.

Still waiting for news of the PSB, see you all there.
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nixmap, You do know that an anonymous blog, created by a new user will only lead to scepticism and the thoughts that it is indeed you writing the review Toofy Grin , alas you can never win. In any case lets hope we all have a good winter and lots of snowy fun Happy
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Oh FFS can't anyone accept that NM isn't trying to pull the wool?

Or am I just bring naive and living with the ideal that there are actually normal people in/on the internet?
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homers double, Well im certainly not sticking up for Nixmap, I never have. However having only been on the forum since the start of the summer, I cant bash him/her totally either. For me time will tell. If they turn up to PSB and are genuine and we get a genuine review from a trusted snowhead, then that should put things to bed. However I can not see this happening, so we can look forward to the same fun next year Toofy Grin

Perhaps admin would be kind enough to just renew this whole thread next year, and save us all going through the process again Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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If they turn up to PSB and are genuine and we get a genuine review from a trusted snowhead, then that should put things to bed.


Lol this place is too funny sometimes, sure paulc1984 they totally owe you/every snowhead that. rolling eyes
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For all the people who think they would be good at this, keep an eye on Greycoat Lumley's site.
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geeo, Im not, nor did I ever suggest they owed me anything Mad I don't need convincing either way, as Id never take up the offer. I was referring to those snowheads who are sceptical.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
nixmap wrote:

Still waiting for news of the PSB, see you all there.


Will keep an eye out for anyone wearing dark sunglasses, a false wig and waiving non-disclosure documents about Toofy Grin Laughing

If there is a 13ft dump and you turn up in a soiled monkey suit and bicorn hat, then I will truly piss myself with laughter Laughing
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Cacciatore, are you suggesting nixmap had a 13ft dump to soil the suit? Happy
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PaulC1984 wrote:
If we get a genuine review from a trusted snowhead, then that should put things to bed....


Err what's that now, who is on that list.
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nixmap, You bum grape! Now you open it up for publication!!! . . . with that option I'd have thrown a CV into the midden Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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nixmap, You bum grape!
What sort of insult is that Puzzled Shocked Toofy Grin
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Layne, piles of insults all rolled into one
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Tame by masque's usual standard
He should be congratulated for the improvement
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nixmap, It made me giggle. I havn't heard 'bum grape' for a while Happy
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He just seems like an angry old man who's found the internet a little late on in life.
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homers double,
There might be a reason for that wink
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homers double, I just found it funny tongue and cheek rather than grumpy Smile
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homers double, never too late to have an early childhood . . . Now who's on diaper duty at the next eosb?
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Do we have a resident American?
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Well I for one am saving this thread in favourites.
As soon as my Missus chucks me out: I'm gonna callnixmap.

A season in Switzerland grafting for even a semi-grateful bunch (of bum grapes?) has got to be better than an average winter trying to keep SWMBO content.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
actually the offer is for a couple...
Even though, you started me thinking as I did get some applications from some other single women.

Do you think if I offered help to find a matching counterpart that would work?

I mean it stands to reason that you would both have matching interests.
There are plenty of cosy winter nights in the alps to get to know each other.

Nix
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nixmap, Toofy Grin im sure Strax, would enjoy the peace, quiet and single life for a season by the sounds of it Happy

Having a 2yo full of flu and a nagging wife (well shed never admit it is nagging) makes me wonder sometimes too ....... Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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nixmap, Out of the frying pan and into the fire? I've met single girls and they make my wife look normal.. Toofy Grin
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Oh the potential for Shocked . . . He's doing a reality show!

I'm in Twisted Evil
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Masque wrote:
Oh the potential for Shocked . . . He's doing a reality show!

I'm in Twisted Evil


1) Applications are already closed for this season we are already at the limit of what we can review

2) It's not a reality show , there are no hidden cameras Shocked Shocked

3) The offer is for a couple, and even if I did a matching thread here on snow heads , I am not sure of the outcome
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My daughters friend did a similar thing last year in Morzine only working at weekends only difference is she got paid.
Sounds like some of the comments above ie upstairs downstairs with a modern twist, say the season works out about 60 chalet nights. each person is getting paid about £15/day ( price of lift pass, does the car include fuel and are you driving people about) that's pretty cheap labour,
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rooski10 wrote:
My daughters friend did a similar thing last year in Morzine only working at weekends only difference is she got paid.


What?! What did she want paid for, didn't she realise it's an awesome opportunity - money would only spoil it!

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- money would only spoil it!

NehNeh


You may be an accidental genius, nevertheless 100% correct, money completely spoils it.
With money, all you get is staff, which is not what we are looking for.
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