 Poster: A snowHead
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I'm a bit lost now, are we complaining that people from an ethnic minority shouldn't be allowed to be gay ?
that's terrible !!! 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I didn't realise my posting about an innocent gay ski holiday would run to 6 pages!!
Where's my coat!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Cut off their goolies
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Tony_H, whose? Why?
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Axsman, are you sure they were yours?
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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If there's a market for a gay ski week then why not? If people didn't want to go/feel the need to go on one they would soon disappear. Just as the OH would definitely NOT wish to go on a National Brotherhood of Skiers http://www.nbs.org/about/history.shtml Week, presumably many black people like to.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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angel n. Pillow biter; passive male homosexual. See also sponge.
back door conquistador n. An ombre who wears a coco sombrero (qv).
back seat driver 1. n. Car passenger who criticises the driving of another. 2. n. Gentleman who puts his sixth gearstick (qv) up the exhaust pipe of another.
baggage boy n. Of pooves and poovery, the opposite of a pillow biter (qv); stone (qv).
batting for both sides euph. Bowling from both ends, as opposed to the Pavilion end.
batty-boy n. W. Indies Tail ender who habitually bowls from the Pavilion end (qv).
bean flicker n. Lesbian.
beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his true sexuality. As in: “Do you reckon that Sophie’s a beard then, or what?” See also whiff of lavender, frock.
bender n. A queer fella. See gender bender.
bent adj. Homosexual. As in “He was as bent as a nine bob note”.
Bertie 1. n. Male homosexual.
bott v. A sex act performed by botters (qv).
botter (bot-ah) n. He who botts.
Bourneville boulevard n. fudge tunnel. Used to denote homosexuality, as in: “I believe he strolls down the Bourneville boulevard”.
bowl from the Pavilion end v. To bott; travel on the other bus (qv).
brother n. Lesbian; bean flicker; tuppence licker; carpet muncher.
brown hatter n. One who bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies helmet (qv).
brown pipe engineer n. A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance (qv).
brown wings n. That honour bestowed on a man after he has completed a successful spell of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).
buffty Scotch n. Gay fellow.
bulldyke n. Butch, masculine or aggressive lesbian. See also stone.
bum bandit n. A robber, outlaw or highwayman, who steals people’s bottoms.
bum chain n. A rather intimate version of the Conga supposedly danced by those on the other bus (qv). See also daisy chain.
bum chums n. Primary school term for alleged gays.
butt slammers n. derog. US Members of the gay community.
camp adj. Effeminate. As in “You should have seen him mince. He was as camp as a row of tents”.
carpet muncher n. One who scoffs hairy pie (qv), usually a female.
cat n. Homosexual man. (From the Latin catamite - a boy kept by a man for immoral purposes).
chicken n. Young gay male; teenage hitch hiker on the Hershey highway (qv).
chickenhawk n. Hershey highwayman (qv) who prays on said chickens.
chocolate chimney sweep n. He who uses his purple headed womb broom (qv) to clean poop chutes (qv).
chocolate shark angler n. Fisherman who sails his skin boat (qv) up the cocoa canal.
chocolate speedway rider n. Purple helmeted star of the dirt track.
chutney ferret n. Potholer in kak canyon (qv); botter.
cocoa sombrero n. Mexican variation on the brown hat.
Colwyn Bay Welsh seaside rhym. slang Gay.
cottage v. To go house hunting on Bourneville boulevard (qv),
donut puncher See bum bandit.
doormat basher See carpet muncher.
double adapter euph. AC/ DC (qv) man equipped with a one pin plug at the front but also having the benefit of a fully functioning single pin socket at the back.
drink from both taps v. To be bisexual; bend both ways; switch hitter (qv).
drop anchor in bum bay v. To arrive at the rear admiral’s (qv) favourite port of call.
dung puncher See donut puncher.
dyke n. Lesbian; tuppence licker; carpet muncher; a woman on the other bus. See also diesel dyke, bull-dyke.
English disease, the n. Homosexuality, as defined by the French.
exhaust pipe engineer See brownpipe engineer.
fag n. 1. Tab; ciggie. 2. US Jessie; pansy; poofter.
fart catcher n. Male homosexual. Orig. derog. valet or footman.
fart knocker n. Bum bandit; fudge nudger.
feather spitter n. Pillow biter (qv) who has bitten the pillow to hard or too often.
frock v. Cosmetic husband in a lavender marriage (qv). The male equivalent of a beard (qv).
fudge packer n. One who packs fudge.
gay adj. Limp of wrist; tending to ask others to shut doors; critical of the “dust in here”.
gender bender n. Effeminate, flowery male of indeterminate or obscure sexual orientation, e.g. Marc Almond out of Soft Cell.
ginger beer rhym. slang Willie Woofter.
golden rivet n. HMF Navy Freckle; the apple of the captain’s (qv) eye for sailors who polish the other end of the deck.
half rice half chips adj. Switch hitter (qv); one who drinks from both taps; bowls from both ends; AC/DC.
Hershey highway n. US equivalent of Bourneville boulevard, Cadbury alley.
Hershey highwayman n. Gentleman thief who shoots rusty sheriff’s badges (qv) with his mutton musket (qv).
hoeing the HP v. Uphill gardening (qv) on the brown sauce allotment.
homosexual n. A man or woman sexually attracted to members of his or her own sex. Often at bus stops. (From the Greek homos ecsuralos meaning ‘lifter of shirts’.)
Howard’s Way rhym. slang Gay. From the poo-poo BBC TV drama of the same name.
jacksie rabbit n. Muddy funster; Hershey highwayman.
kakpipe cosmonaut n. He who prefers to dock in the rear unloading bay.
kick with the left foot v. What players who arrive on the other bus (qv) tend to do; football equivalent of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).
lavender n. Male homosexual.
left-footer n. Gay or catholic person, but ideally one who is both.
lesbo n. Tuppence licker; bean flicker; carpet muncher; lickalotapus; dyke.
lettuce licker n. Lesbian; bean flicker; tuppence licker.
lezza See lesbo.
lickalotopus n. Scientific name for a tuppence licker (qv) of prehistoric reptilian proportions.
lick both sides of the stamp v. To drive on both sides of the road; travel on both buses; AD/DC.
lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
Marmite driller n. Workman on the Marmite motorway (qv).
mattress muncher See pillow biter.
muddy funster n. Botter (qv); anal Swampy; he who supposedly tunnels in mud (qv).
mud valve mechanic See brown pipe engineer.
navigator of the windward pass n. Rear admiral (qv).
nine-bob-note, as bent as a sim. Gay.
on the other bus adj. Homosexual; bowling from the Pavilion end.
pillow biter n. One who bites their pillow, often in a moment of uphill horticultural delight. Also mattress muncher.
pipe smoker 1. US n. Botter (qv). 2. A person who smokes a pipe.
poo packer See marmite driller.
poo pipe pirate n. Jolly rogerer; pirate of men’s pants (qv).
quean n. Male homosexual. Original spelling of queen, as in pinch of snuff.
queen See queer.
queer See quean.
quince n. 1. Aus. Mincing quean. 2. Something owls eat with a runcible spoon.
reach around n. In botting, pouring your partner a hand shandy (qv) whilst ram shackled.
rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage (qv).
rear gunner n. In aviation terms, a gunner who shoots one of his own side by firing his lamb cannon (qv) into their bomb bay (qv).
ring bandit See Hershey highwayman.
ring master n. 1. Master of ceremonies at a circus. 2. A botter (qv).
ring pirate See pirate of men’s pants.
robbing the date locker v. Turd burgling.
roger ramjet n. Botter.
rug munchers n. See fanny noshers.
rump ranger n. Chocolate cowboy.
sausage jockey n. Passive male homosexual; anyone who sits on a sausage and bounces up and down. Also sausage rider.
screamer n. Raving poofter.
shirt lifter n. Uphill gardener; brown hatter.
sponge n. Of homosexual relationships, the submissive partner; the noshee as opposed to the nosher. Usually the thin one. See also stone.
stone n. Of gay men and women, the opposite to a sponge (qv); the dominant partner. And usually no oil painting either.
switch hitter US n. Person who bats with both hands; bisexual; AC/DC.
tail gunner See rear gunner.
three wheeler rhym. slang Dyke; lesbian. From ‘three wheeled trike’.
trouser bandit n. Slightly more polite version of bum bandit (qv).
tuppence licker n. Lesbo; bean flicker.
turd burglar n. Stealthy thief who forces entry into the rear of a person’s premises via the chocolate drainpipe.
uphill gardener euph. He who hoes on the pink allotments; pusher of a cheesy wheelbarrow (qv) up the kak canyon; a male homosexual.
wear the beard v. Of bean flickologists, the stone (qv). As in: “You can tell which one of them two wears the beard”.
wheel tapping at the Bourneville factory v. Dabbling in homosexual practices; to bowl one over from the Pavilion end; the apprenticeship served prior to qualifying as a fully fledged cocoa shunter (qv).
whiff of lavender n. Of a marriage, the suspicion of a bearded bride. As in: “I don’t know about Edward. There’s a whiff of lavender about that marriage”. See lavender, beard.
willie woofter rhym. slang Poofter.
wind jammer n. A brown-pipe engineer (qv).
zorber v. To have sex in the Greek (qv) style. e.g. “Sorry I can’t sit down. I’ve been zorbered”.
From Oxford English Dictionary
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Odin, I don't wish to be pedantic, obviously, but I think that 'the English disease' is masochism, not homosexuality.
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Nanny will have to take stern measures with Odin 
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You know it makes sense.
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Scarpa, Will Nanny be dressed in leather ? 
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